thank you so much for helping meget to work today. this traffic has been terrific. what have we got? ♪ tonighti just want to take you higher ♪ throw your hands up in the sky>> sing it james! >> james: sing itlet's set this party off right ♪ players, put yo' pinky ringsup to the moon ♪ girls, what y'alltrying to do? ♪ twenty four karat magicin the air
♪ head to toesoul player ♪ look out uhsecond verse for the hustlas ♪ gangstas, bad bitchesand ya ugly ass friends ♪ can i preachcan i preach ♪ i gotta show 'emhow a pimp get it in ♪ first, take your sipdo your dip ♪ spend your money like moneywe too fresh ♪ got to blame it on jesushashtag blessed ♪ they ain't ready for me♪ i'm a dangerous man
with some money in my pocket♪ so many pretty girls around me and they waking up the rocket♪ why you mad fix ya face♪ ain't my fault that y'all be jocking♪ players, put yo' pinky rings up to the moon♪ girls, what y'all trying to do? >> james: you seem likeyou're in a great mood. >> what's not to love? >> james: i was going to sayif i was wearing that level of
silk, i would be happy as well. if i could just that way everyday i would be over the moon. no chance, if i wore that i'dlike like i was having a breakdown. i mean it's so -- it's abreathable fabric. >> you don't want that on yourskin? >> james: of course i want iton my skin, 2, 4, 7, 3, 45. there isn't a hat that comeswith it. i don't know what to do with it.
>> james: is that right? i have some hats here, if i wearthis hat i look like an undertaker. >> or my driver. >> james: let's go let's seethis. it's almost flash almost flash. hang on, what about this guy? >> james. >> james: i can't wear thisone.
this is i feel like a hat youwould wear. see what i mean? look at me! i mean you're absolutelyserious. it's insane. wait, here's the one. i feel like i'm just a guy isconstantly waiting for his ♪ never had much faith in loveor miracles, miracles, uh! ♪ never wanna put my hearton the line, uh!
♪ stay off your case because ican't wait to see the light ♪ ♪ but i want to stay ayay, youtake 'cause your sex♪ takes me to paradise yeah your sex♪ takes me to paradise and it shows♪ yeah, yeah, yeah 'cause you make me feel like,♪ i've been locked out of heaven for too long, for too long♪ yeah you make me feel like, i've been locked out of heaven♪ for too long, for too long ( cheers and applause )know -- i want to perform and
this is what i want to do? >> four years old. >> james: four years old. doing what? >> i was impersonating elvispresley. >> james: shut the frontdoor. >> in waikiki. >> james: what did you do? >> going to a party at thecounty jail ♪
♪ began to sing ♪♪ you should have heard that jailbird sing ♪♪ everybody let's rock, everybody let's rock photo♪>> james: don't have the lips. well no, what's quite good evenin this car right now you're young elvis and i'm sort of fatelvis. will we ever get a fat bruno,that's what i want to know, is there a time when you are judgesgoing to go to town ton burgers and the fries?
>> if that happened, then ididn't make it ♪ i'd catch a grenade for yathrow my head on a blade for ya ♪ i'd jump in front of a trainfor ya ♪ you know i'd do anythingfor ya ♪ oh oh, i would go throughall this pain ♪ take a bulletstraight through my brain ♪ yes, i would die for ya babybut you won't do the same >> james: ..if the pin was inthe grenade, i'd catch it. but if you took it out i'd run.
.♪versace on the floor ♪ oh take it off for mefor me, for me now, girl ♪ versace on the flooroh take it off for me, for me, ♪ for me, for me now, girli unzip the back ♪ to watch it fall>> james: now this line, i unzip the back and watch it fallis a very romantic way but when i get home with my wife and shesays can you undo this, it takes me about a good four to sixminutes in which all the romance is gone.
because there's the little bitat the top, that you can't -- it's a puzzle but then you'vegot the spanks in the song. you're not your spankless. >> that's for remake. ♪ let's just kiss till we make'til we're naked ♪ ooh, versace on the floor♪ take it off for me, for me, for me, for me now, girl♪ versace on the floor >> let the shoulder do thetalking. >> james: ..a girm like thiswas not aroused.
>> let her know. >> james: i'm confused. it's different when i do it. i'm sprinkling. >> back of the shoulder, go. >> james: okay. okay. i'm in the shoulder zone. >> you licking the lips.
it ain't be until you're lickingthe lips. slow down. ♪ can you feel it, it's warmingup ♪ ♪ can you feel it, baby? it's warmin' up♪ oh, seems like you're ready for more, more, more♪ let's just kiss 'til we're naked♪ ooh, versace on the floor >> james: you and i are verydifferent in the bedroom. if i bring those sort ofshoulder moves i'd be living on
my own in e-with a room mateover a gas station. and snob i live with is wearversace. >> what are they wearing? >> james: target. ♪ the only one you want to loveand someone else's arms ♪ ♪ and all the things that i have done♪ if i knew one day you would come♪ now, baby, now, baby, now, baby oh, baby, please, let's♪ leave the past behind us so that we can go where love♪ will find us
yeah, will find us♪ i know once girls would leave me♪ but i know that you believe me( cheers and applause ) >> james: so what's yourrider? what do you ask for in yourdressing room? >> what do i want in my dressingroom? some booze some water,wet-wipes. >> james: that's it, warmwet-wipes? because if i'm going home withjust a bottle of wine and some
wet wipes, it's a tragic eveningfor me. >> that's the next album. >> james: wine and wet wipes? pop the court and wipe down. >> pop the cork and wipe downpop the cork and wipe down. wait a minute! wipe my face put some liquorwith it. >> james: huge done,♪ this hit, that ice cold michelle pfeiffer♪ that white gold
this one for them hood girls♪ them good girls straight masterpieces♪ stylin', whilen, livin' it up in the city♪ got chucks on with saint laurent♪ got kiss myself i'm so pretty♪ i'm too hot hot damn♪ called a police and a fireman i'm too hot♪ hot damn make a dragon wanna retire man♪ i'm too hot hot damn♪ say my name
you know who i am♪ i'm too hot hot damn♪ am i bad 'bout that money break it down♪ girls hit your hallelujah whoo girls hit your hallelujah whoo♪ girls hit your hallelujah whoo 'cause uptown funk♪ gon' give it to you saturday night♪ and we in the spot don't believe me♪ just watch don't believe me just watch♪ uptown funk you up uptown funk you up♪ uptown funk you up
(cheering and applause)>> james: one more time? >> up town funk you up uptownfunk you up (laughter)>> james: when you move to l.a. is it true you made yourrent by playing cashed. give me the face that says i'vegot it, even though i know there's nothing in here, ready? you got to be quick. >> oscar worthy. >> james: you pick up thecards and they are terrible.
>> if you want me to think -->> james: you're holding see, that says how good you are atcards. i lifted them up. you were that much of a pro thatyou ♪ it's my birthdayno, it's not ♪ but i still look good thoughhigh comb hot ♪ i bet you want an autographfor you and your friends ♪ gotta do it in the penthousethat's where i keep my pen ♪ what you can't dance?
ain't got rhythm? what you got a man? ♪ i don't see you with himput your phone down ♪ let's get itforget your instagram ♪ and your twittergot me like woah, wait a minute ♪ you need to take a minuteloosen them shoulders up ♪ pour it up, let's workthrow some perm on your attitude ♪ girl you gotta relax, oohlet me show you ♪ what you got to doyou gotta lay it back
♪ matter of fact? band, show her how♪ to lay it back! show her how to lay it back♪ show her how to lay it back show her how to lay it back♪ all right! >> james: i've never feltmore alive! >> i told you, i told you! (cheering and applause)
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