The Complete Early Recordings Of Skip James - 1930

well….it’s about damn time. yes, about two and a half years ago i madethis marvel cinematic universe in chronological order video, and ever since then the requesti’ve seen the most is when’s the next one coming? so, with avengers infinity war coming outin about a week, i thought this would be a good a time as any to do one last one of these. and yes, this will probably be the last oneof these mcu chronologies, because after this, this universe is gonna be way too big to recount. this video was hard enough to make already,trust me, with the movies and tv shows and

short films and even the freaking tie-in comics. i know this video is ridiculously hilariouslylong, but considering everything i’m talking about here in total is about 256 hours long,condensing it into 2 hours i think isn’t half bad. but yeah, maybe don’t watch this all inone sitting, or do! that would be….impressive. now i need to make a few warnings and suchupfront, if you wanna skip to the main part of this you can click to this time, go ahead,i won’t be too offended. some of these dates aren’t gonna be 100%accurate, a few might be assumptions.

i also might mess up a name here and therebecause there are a lot of weird names of artifacts and planets. i think i did alright though considering thescope of this. also, considering the stuff i need to craminto this, i will be painting with a pretty broad brush for some of these, especiallythe tv shows. like i can’t go into every tiny subplotof agents of shield, as much as i might want to. and as if it wasn’t super obvious, spoilersahead. for everything.

like i mean, everything. alright, with all that said, sit back, relax,and let’s get this thing started. so before we actually get into the eventsand everything, there are a few things you should just know about this universe. basically, think of this universe as havingtwo main sections. there is the regular universe first, whichhas earth, and then branches out to the rest of space. it goes to other galaxies and planets likein guardians, and even further to planets like asgard and the rest of the realms.

now i know they’re called realms, not planets,but from my research and understanding, the nine realms are just planets deep out in space,and these nine specifically are connected to each other by a kind of system called yggdrasil. basically just think nine important differentplanets connected to each other, and they just got those names cuz of norse mythology. i already know there’s gonna be a huge debatein the comments, the realms aren’t planets, the realms are planets, from what i’ve seeni’m pretty sure they are planets that are just nicknamed realms, but i’m just gonnacall them planets/realms from here on out. the main planet/realm is asgard, where thealiens living there have technology so advanced

that they appear to be gods, and also havesome kind of magic-ish seeming powers which make them pretty godly. but then beyond this regular universe, inthe other section, there are hundreds, thousands, an infinite number of parallel dimensionsto this world. all this is called the multiverse. we mainly stay in ours throughout this, butin this story there’ll be a lot of references to other dimensions, basically universes thatexist a doctor strange portal way from ours. so there are planets (which the realms fallinto) and then there are other dimensions, which i’ll point out along the way.

ok, i know i may have already lost some peoplein that set up, but now let’s actually get started. before universe (several billion year ago)so before the universe existed, several billion years ago, there were six singularities thateventually morphed into tiny gems of the power of the universe. they have the powers of time, power, reality,space, soul, and the mind. in this pre-universe era (i know, doesn’tmake a lot of sense, but whatever) there’s a race of aliens called the dark elves, whorule this pre-universe era cuz it’s all comprised of darkness and they love that,they can’t get enough of that darkness.

then the universe starts and the dark elvesdon’t like this cuz no more infinite darkness so they wanna return the universe to how itwas before, without all these planets and species and whatnot. so the albino leader of the dark elves, malekith,gets his hands on the reality stone and turns it into a substance called the aether, basicallyhe turns the stone into a substance he can use as a weapon. about 100 million years bcthen as the universe evolves these giant space god type things called celestials turn up. from where, we don’t know, they just turnup.

they have the power to manipulate huge amountsof energy, and so they’re able to use the most powerful objects in the universe, theinfinity stones. they use them to wipe out planets and theircivilizations whenever they want, cuz they’re just kinda pricks like that. one of these celestials is called ego, andhe finds being a space god he’s particularly lonely. he discovers he can manipulate the matteraround him and creates shells upon shells around himself until he’s an actual planet. being a planet’s kinda boring though, soego creates a smaller avatar of himself to

explore the universe, to see what’s outthere. over the next millions of years he finds tonsof planets around the universe and decides he wants to conquer all of them. he does this with a well thought out plan,he plants little seeds on the planets that can turn those planets into extended versionsof himself. but to activate them he needs the power ofanother celestial. so how do you get another celestial? you bang everything that moves in the entireuniverse….apparently. ego gets busy across the whole universe andthen sends people to retrieve the kids he

makes for him (one of these retrievers iseventually yondu, but we’re getting ahead of ourselves). ego’s pretty pissed though cuz none of thesekids inherit his celestial powers, something about dominant and recessive genes or somethingi don’t know, and so they’re useless to him. so he kills them all and stores their corpsesin the lower part of the planet, which is technically inside of himself? ewww... several million years bcalright, at this point earth has finally formed,

kind of. and a meteorite filled with a super strongelement called vibranium crashlands in what will become africa. because it’s awesome the vibranium givesthe plant life around it special powers and extra strength. thousands of years agomove ahead a few million years and now humans have evolved on earth. in africa 5 tribes of humans discover thevibranium and decide to build a home around it and call it wakanda.

the tribes are always fighting cuz that’show tribes do until one day one of the tribe’s warriors gets a message from the panther goddessbast to consume this plant affected by the vibranium called the heart shaped herb. ok pause, yes there’s apparently a panthergoddess, maybe this was just a hallucination this guy got or something, cuz there isn’treally another explanation for it in this universe, whatever. important part is he consumes the vibraniumpowered plant and he gets super strength, speed, and enhanced instincts from it. everyone else is like yeah alright that’spretty cool, he should be our king, and so

the tribes are united under his rule and livein peace in wakanda. except for the jabari tribe, who decide tolive in the mountains instead. the guy who eats the heart shaped herb alsobecomes the black panther, the warrior protector of wakanda. over the centuries the mantle of king andblack panther is passed down with the help of the heart shaped herb. also, because they have a boatload of vibranium,over the centuries wakanda develops into an incredibly technologically advanced country,far more advanced than anywhere else in the world.

however they decide to hide themselves sothey don’t have to share their tech and wealth with the otherwise pretty sucky atthe time world, and so disguise themselves as a poor third world country. meanwhile, this being somewhere else in theworld who might be human, might not, it's not really clear, called agamotto discoversthe mystic arts. basically he realizes oh my god magic is real. the mystic arts essentially let’s you manipulatethose alternate dimensions i mentioned before and also do other cool stuff like magic shieldsand whatnot. so because of this he creates a little clubcalled the masters of the mystic arts with

a bunch of humans and they start trainingin this art of energy manipulation aka magic. at some point he uses his powers to get hishands on the time infinity stone, which he uses to make the eye of agamotto so he cancontrol it. basically a fancy necklace. he puts up three sanctuaries around the worldto protect the world from threats from other dimensions. these three sanctums are in hong kong, london,and new york (or what will eventually be those places). threats from other dimensions you ask?

why yes, like for example this big amorphousthreat called dormammu, who is the lord of the dark dimension. what’s the dark dimension? well it's one of the many dimensions thati mentioned exist out there in the multiverse. time doesn’t exist there, that’s an importantdetail. dormammu basically wants to conquer everydimension in the multiverse, cuz he’s a giant super powerful bad guy entity and hejust wants to consume worlds. it’s also possible to draw power from thedark dimension that'll let you like live for a super long time, but it’s generally nota good idea cuz dormammu could influence you

and come through and destroy literally everything,so you know it's not recommended. 3471 bcnow over to a guy called odin, who is heir to the throne of that planet/realm i mentionedbefore, asgard, currently the king there is a guy called bor. in asgard there’s a tale told of ragnarok,this event that is foretold to destroy asgard. a giant fire demon called surtur is gonnado that, using the eternal flame, which basically gives him loads of power and can resurrectdead people. odin doesn’t like the sound of any of that,so he fights surtur and locks him up on another planet/realm called musp….muspelheim.

then he locked the eternal flame in his bigscrooge mcduck style vault back home on asgard, hoping to stop ragnarok from ever happening. please take note, as this is the first ofcountless times odin sucks at hiding stuff. 2988 bcfast forward a bit and the convergence happens. basically this means that all the nine planet/realmsalign with each other and they’re much easier to get to. like no really, literal portals open up betweenthem, and the fabric of reality kind of start getting weird. so that race of aliens from before the universecalled the dark elves, who are currently chilling

on the planet/realm of svartalfheim….(zoomon name) godammit, take this opportunity to try and destroy the universe again using theaether/reality stone. they’re stopped by the asgardians led byking bor, who also take the aether from them. bor puts the aether away where no one canfind it, kind of. malekith and some of his troops manage toescape and they put themselves into hibernation until their next opportunity arises. ca. 2500 bcso now back out in space, there’s this race of aliens called the kree. what you need to know about them is that they’rejust the worst.

like pretty much always. they’re always at war with some other aliensand at this particular time they’re suffering huge casualties in a war and need a way toget the upper hand, so they’re searching for that. eventually they come across earth and decidehumans aren’t good enough, so they’re gonna modify them and make inhumans. now listen up, cuz this next part is slightlycomplicated and very important to a lot of the rest of the story. the kree experiment on humans and give someof them powers that manifest when they are

exposed to a mist called terrigen mist. this mist is released by terrigen crystals. this whole process is called terrigenesis. once you become inhuman you just get somesort of superpower. the kree put these terrigen crystals in thisweird shaped things called diviners. along with that, the kree went to puerto ricoand built a giant underground city where you can easily release the terrigen mist to activateyour dormant inhuman powers. if a human with the inhuman gene touches thisdiviner terrigen crystal carrier, they get visions of a big ol’ map of that city sothey can go and get their powers.

confused yet? we’re just getting started. so the kree are happily making superpoweredinhumans but at one point they’re like hey these kinda suck, let’s get out of here. one of the first inhumans they made from thismayan hunter turns out to be this super powerful and dangerous inhuman called hive, who hasa tentacle face. he’s so powerful that the kree wanna getrid of him. so they find a planet called maveth out inthe universe and build a portal called the monolith to easily transport the inhuman thereto get rid of him.

they do so and he destroys the entire planet,turning it into a barren wasteland. however, hive had some followers back on earthand they believed that eventually he could be brought back to rule the world, so theystarted trying to get him back and built a whole society around the idea. this secret organization became known as hydra,that’s where their symbol comes from. yes, hydra wasn’t always just crazy nazis,they were originally crazy tentacle monster worshippers. at one point hydra gets its hands on the monolithand tries to send some people to get hive, but they never come back.

anyway, the kree get the hell away from earth,but one poor kree died while they were there and so his corpse is just left on earth. at some point here as well, some of the inhumansthat are left behind on earth find a way to get to the moon. through a portal maybe, they never reallyclear that up. anyway they get to the moon, build a citythere, and set up their own monarchy and society where the people who get good powers get tobe royalty and live awesome lives while the people who get less good powers have to workin the mines….and remember, you’re supposed to root for the rich people here.

ca. 700-600 bcso now back on asgard odin has become the king, and he has a daughter called hela, whois now the heir to the throne. odin decides he wants to expand asgard’spower and bring his kingdom more glory, so he goes around the nine planet/realms withhela and conquers them, sometimes by means that aren’t necessarily very sanitary. eventually though, all tai-lung style, hela’sambition grows too big and she gets a little too...let’s say crazy with all the murdering. so odin banishes her to the planet/realm ofhel, cuz odin in case you haven’t realized yet is kind of a bad dude.

odin’s kind of ashamed of all the terriblestuff him and hela did together though so he tries to cover it all up and act like shenever existed, like the hero he is. 16 adso now finally we’re in the ads. back to that whole multiverse thing wherethere are a bunch of different dimensions. in another one of those dimensions, there’sthis awesome mystical city called k’un lun, which appears on earth somewhere in chinaevery 15 years. in that city this group of monks called theorder of the crane mother teach the art of chi, this mystical life energy in every livingthing. basically it can help you heal people superfast or it can be used for fighting purposes.

also did i mention that dragons live in thiscity, cuz they do. yeah, game of thrones style dragons. over the years, all of them die out exceptfor one, called shou-lao. there’s also one special trainee in theorder of the crane mother who, if they’re super amazing at punching and kicking, fightthe dragon shou-lao and win the powers of the immortal iron fist. *immortal iron fistcompilation* that means you can channel your chi into one fist to make it super strong,plus you’re really good at like karate and stuff. the iron fist’s job is to defeat enemiesof the order of the crane mother and guard

the secret passageway to k’un lun, and themantel is passed down from generation to generation. think of it as the black panther for thisother dimension city. but, things aren’t all sunshine and childbeatings in k’un lun. there were 5 students there who wanted immortalityusing this chi. the order of the crane mother was like, *getthe fuck out*. and so they got banished to earth. those five were called bakuto, madame gao,alexandra, murakami, and sowande. they banded together to form an evil organizationcalled the hand, very sinister name. they figure out that around the world thereare bones from all those dragons that died

scattered under ground, and through thesebones you can get an elixir that lets you bring back people from the dead, so you canlive a super long time. the hand starts trying to conquer asia, gettingtheir own little army of ninjas together. so another group called the chaste who don’tlike that stand up against them, and they battle for centuries to come. the chaste are big believers in k’un lunand the iron fist, and they’d really like an iron fist to help them out. the hand keep going around being pricks though,and at one point they destroy the city of pompeii.

early 900sso hela is still looked away in hel and she hates it, cuz it’s all fires and sadnessdown there, so she tries to escape. odin sends his army of super badass warriorscalled the valkyries to stop her. they do it, but all of them die in the processexcept for one of them, called brunnhilde? *django clip* i’m just gonna call her valkyrie. she’s pretty shaken after seeing literallyall of her friends get murdered so she goes off into the universe, as her faith in asgardand all that is shaken. she ends up on this junk planet out in spacecalled sakaar, where more or less all the garbage from the universe goes, where sheslowly turns into han solo mixed with archer.

*archer drinking clip*also, odin has another kid with his lovely asgardian wife frigga called thor. thor is now the heir to the throne of asgard,cuz hela totally doesn’t count. 965later on, on another realm/planet called jotunheim, there’s this species called the frost giantswho want to conquer earth aka midgard. so they start their invasion in the heartof the earth….scandinavia. in norway, the asgardians meet them and battlethem all the way back to jotunheim, where they defeat them. also the king of the frost giants has a baby,but he just leaves him out to die.

odin finds that baby and he’s like, awwhe’s so cute, so he keeps him and names him loki, and he raises him with his actualson thor, never telling him he’s a frost giant. nice odin. he also negotiates a peace treaty with thefrost giants, and takes their source of power, the casket of ancient winters. he also puts that down in his vault. thor and loki grow up together, and they loveeach other, even if they don’t always get along, including one time where loki pullsan epic prank on thor.

*snake clip* loki is generally just kind ofenvious of thor cuz he clearly gets more attention, and thor also gets kind of bratty and arrogantas he grows cuz hey he’s a prince. 1000sso remember those blue aliens called the kree? well they’re still hated by literally everyoneand so they end up starting a war with this huge empire in space called the nova empire,that spans lots of planets. that war lasts for a long long time. ca. 1200asgard also has this army of special soldiers who get super enraged and destroy everythingcalled the berserker army. one member of this army, after a battle onearth, decides to stay there, and he ends

up living in a quaint little monastery innireland. his berserker staff makes a person super strongso he splits it up into three pieces and distributes it around the world. 1400sodin’s still a busy king and so he gets his hands on another infinity stone, the spacestone called the tesseract. he’s like hey this object of insane power,i have to hide it in the most secure place in the universe….norway. so he does. also this asgardian woman whose voice “ensnaresmen” called lorelei goes around the nine

planet/realms collecting an army of slavemen. she’s stopped and imprisoned by an asgardianwarrior named sif though. 1500sstill in asgard, yes, a bunch of asgard stuff happened in this time, there’s this blacksmithcalled haldier who finds this artifact called the cup of glory, creative, but loki seesthis and because he’s loki thinks of a plan to steal it. he insults haldier and gets chased by haldier’sson brunok. thor stops the chase, and loki says they shouldhave a contest of skill, intelligence, and virtue to settle the matter, in teams.

they go though this challenge and throughhis tricks and schemes loki steals the cup of glory in the process. however, through circumstances that reallyaren't important here, thor is arrogant and tries to take the cup, they all realize thatthe cup brings out the worst in them, loki admits what he did, haldier goes crazy withpower because the cup and tries to steal it and kill thor, and in the end thor wins thefight and that’s the end of that burger king tie-in comic. i’m not even kidding. 1830snothing really important happened for about

300 years. by the 1800s hydra’s still sending peoplethrough portals to maveth to get their tentacle leader back. hive on the other side keeps killing themand taking on their bodily forms to stop himself from dying. some pieces were cut off from the monolithand given to the biggest fat cats in hydra. now over the next 100 years hydra sort ofmoves away from the whole tentacle monster thing and become more focused on just worlddomination, as you do. late 1800salso the hand’s still rocking about being

evil and stuff. just so you don’t forget. 1920sin the 1920s there’s this group of powerful businessmen called the council of nine whoorganize a bunch of bad stuff, like the assassination of president mckinley and the wall streetcrash, all to get rich. 1930sin the 1930s this kid called howard stark makes some pretty crazy inventions cuz he’sa genius. he uses these and his other brilliant ideasto become a multimillionaire at a very young age.

1930then there’s this sickly skinny sad kid called steve rogers in brooklyn, who has aheart of gold. this other guy called bucky barnes helps himwith some bullies, and they become best friends for decades to come. like a lot of decades. 1934now by 1934 one of the biggest members of hydra is a guy called johann schmidt. now that nazis have taken over germany hewants to join up with the nazis. schmidt meets with hitler and and he’s like,hey i’m evil, you’re evil, let’s team

up, and hitler’s like sounds good. schmidt also meets with a scientist calledarnim zola and starts working closely with hydra is now the nazi deep science division,and schmidt has quite a few things on his to do list. he wants to turn himself into a super soldierweapon for hydra, he wants to develop special weapons for the nazis to use, and he’s alsolooking into finding the mythical tesseract, since it’ll probably be pretty useful inthe whole taking over the world thing. howard stark in his billionaire-ing also meetsdr. abraham erskine, a german scientist who is working on a serum that enhances a person’sphysical abilities to the max, a super soldier

serum if you will. 1935the nazis are like hey a super soldier serum that sounds perfect, and so schmidt capturesand forces him to make a serum for him while threatening to kill his whole family. his family eventually dies in a concentrationcamp by the way. hydra continues to develop high tech mechsuits and weapons but don’t have the extra umph to make them super lasery and cinematicyet. 1936the year after, steve rogers’ mom sarah rogers dies of tuberculosis.

steve’s now an orphan, but bucky helps himget through the tough times. he’s with him to the end of the line. 1937over in soviet russia, the red room program is started by the soviet government. this is designed to brainwash and train youngwomen to be super deadly assassins. this includes handcuffs, death, forceful sterilization,and ballet. a little girl who will later be called dottieunderwood is trained in this program to become a super spy. 1939howard stark quickly starts up a company for

all his awesome inventions called stark industries,which starts dealing in science and eventually weapons. with the help of all his new resources starkalso comes across some of that vibranium that’s still left over in africa and takes the tinyamount he finds back to the usa to work on. 1940so now there’s this woman called peggy carter. she’s a codebreaker in england working forthe british. she’s also gonna get married to this guycalled fred. her brother and bff michael recommends herto be a field agent cuz she’s such a badass, but peggy’s like, i can’t fight, i wannaget married to this guy you don’t like michael.

but then michael dies, and this pushes peggyto become a field agent and call off her wedding. peggy meets and starts working with colonelchester phillips in the us army. through these connections she joins the strategicscientific reserve, or ssr, the american version of hydra designed to fight hydra. think of it as early shield. meanwhile stark shows off his new vibraniumand is immediately attacked by hydra assassins, so he also ends up joining chester phillipsand the ssr to fight hydra. back over at hydra, schmidt injects himselfwith an unfinished version of the super soldier serum, and it works, he gets super strength!

but it goes a little wrong and he is horriblydisfigured, giving him a big ugly red skull. peggy carter, now with help from stark, goeson one of her first missions and rescues dr. erskine, who comes over to join the good sideand make a super soldier serum for the americans. 1941steve rogers is now trying to join the us army after the us enters world war 2, butis denied, because his amazing spirit is outweighed by his not so amazing physique. bucky tries to help but it goes nowhere. howard stark also starts helping with thewar efforts more, he ends up on the manhattan project.

1942so after a lot of searching schmidt finally finds the tesseract in norway and goes overand steals it from walder frey. zola the scientist now uses it to create superlaser nazi weapons to help take over the world. the nazis are like this tesseract stuff isawesome! so another nazi officer called werner reinhardtis sent out to find more mystical artifacts to help the nazis. he discovers the corpse of that kree soldierfrom way back when the kree came to earth to make inhumans and stuff in africa. the corpse is sent back to hydra for experiments.

1943so steve is still trying to join the army, and peggy carter now finds out more aboutproject rebirth, the super soldier serum project. she’s assigned to it along with chesterphillips, satrk, and erskine. they need to find the perfect candidate totest out on though. steve and bucky coincidentally end up goingto one of howard stark’s expos, where he’s showing off whatever. here dr erskine overhears steve talking tobucky about how gold his heart is and he’s like, he’s perfect for this. so he recruits him to the program and stevestarts training in the army, where he meets

peggy carter and chester phillips. steve and peggy become friends and eventuallya bit more than that. after showing his worth, steve gets approvedfor the project, gets the serum injected into him, and gets super strength, enhanced abilities,and chris evans’ muscles. schmidt has found out about all these developmentsthough and sent an assassin undercover to kill erskine, which happens. over the next few months, steve becomes theposter boy for the war but is pretty bummed out cuz he wanted to fight and not put onperformances and get mooned by soldiers. his chance to prove himself though comes whenbucky and his unit get captured by hydra forces.

bucky is experimented on by zola. steve goes off to save them with the helpof howard stark and his now girlfriend peggy and frees the prisoners. he also confronts schmidt for the first time,and discovers his red skull. he gets out of there alright though. 1943-1945bucky’s unit, known as the howling commandos, join steve who has become known as captainamerica. cap gets to fight in the war now with hismen and they end up doing one thing and one thing only.

*clip of killin nazis*at some point here, howard stark is still working on science stuff for the war and developsthis gas called midnight oil to keep troops awake, but it has a very kingsman church scene-ishside effect. it’s used on some soviets and one of thesoldiers who dies there has a brother whose a soviet spy and/or psychiatrist? look it’ll make sense later, but this guynow hates stark. howard stark also experiments on some of hydra’ssuper weapons based on the tesseract, which lets him discover an entirely new incrediblypowerful element. he keeps that in his back pocket though, it’llbe useful later.

stark also gives cap some new upgrades interms of his uniform, and makes a shield out of that vibranium he found in africa, whichcap uses to go around killin more nazis. 1945werner reinhardt is still off looking for extraterrestrial mystical stuff, and whiledoing so he finds a diviner in china, remember those things that carry terrigen crystalsthat help create inhumans. he uses it to experiment on many prisoners,including a woman called jiaying, who is actually an inhuman. her inhuman power is she can absorb the livesof others and stay young forever, which she decides to do from there on out.

cap and his team are out on a mission whenbucky falls off a train, losing an arm on the fall down. he’s presumed dead but actually survivesdue to the enhancements he got from zola’s experementings and is taken off by the soviets,who eventually hand him over to hydra. the americans then take zola captive, andbucky remains a prisoner of hydra. cap then attacks hydra hq, and big fight ensues. this all leads to cap fighting red skull onplane that’s on it's way to destroy america. schmidt gets his hands on the tesseract, literally,and it uses its infinity power to shoot him out into space.

cap realizes he has to crash the plane andsacrifice himself to save the free world. he does so but luckily lands in some ice,that very nicely freezes him over and keeps him alive and super youthful looking for like70 years. now peggy’s pretty upset about losing herboyfriend steve (sad music with abrupt stop) but life must go on, so she leads some ofthe howling commandos to take down the last hydra base, led by our old friend werner reinhardt. there she finds the diviner and the kree corpse,which is put into ssr control. peggy carter later interrogates reinhardtbut gets nothing out of him and leaves him to life imprisonment.

also around this time howard stark is outlooking for cap’s body but never finds it. instead he finds the tesseract lying around,and brings it back and puts it in ssr control. the ssr now starts to bring in hydra scientiststo work for them, including zola. little do they know that they’re actuallysecretly building up hydra from the inside of shield, growing like some kind of parasitefrom within. zola is all over this secret hydra from withinby the way. now that the war is done, howard stark alsoreally starts his playboy billionaire lifestyle, which doesn't last too long before thingsgo ary. 1946in fact just the next year, stark’s vault

of inventions is broken into (by that brotherof the guy killed by midnight oil who is now out for revenge) and they start showing upon the black market. stark gets accused and put on trial for sellingstuff to enemies of the us and he’s like i didn't do it, so he recruits his old buddypeggy carter to help him solve this case. peggy is now working full time at the ssrand befriends this guy called sousa. carter works with stark’s butler edwin jarvisto unravel the mystery, and they go through several adventures, at one point discoveringthat one of the big things stark wanted back was a vial containing the last of steve rogers’blood, which makes peggy pretty upset. she keeps at the case, working with the howlingcommandos again and discovering that red room

with little killer russian girls. she has to fight one of the agents there,dottie underwood. in the end stark’s name is cleared and heexplains the situation and it’s all good. pretty sure he got hypnotized at one pointin there as well. also, peggy makes a very harry potter esquechoice to pour steve’s blood out over the brooklyn bridge. very poetic, except some fish down there isprobably gonna get super strength now. 1947the next year the ssr is trying to set up shop in la, and stark moves to la to startup a movie production company cuz hey why

not. carter’s sent to la to help with a casewhere a woman was killed by being exposed to this thing called zero matter, this blobof pure negative energy that got here from one of those other dimensions. all you need to know is that it’s superpowerful and it can kill people and suck people into portals. it gets into our world when atomic bombs aretested. there’s this actress who is married to asenator whose out to use zero matter for her own crazy needs.

carter teams up with a scientist called jasonwilkes and they seem to kind of start to like each other, but of course there's a love trianglecuz sousa’s still there and sousa is clearly the better fit for carter, god that was afrustrating part of that season to watch. that actress gets infected with zero matterand it gives her the power to turns stuff into negative energy and absorb it. she wants to detonate an atomic bomb to openup a rift so she can get even more negative energy. they all end up at stark’s movie productionlot, the zero matter is forced out of the actress and into a rift, and stark keeps alittle bit of it that was left behind to study

it. everyone’s happy and carter ends up withsousa, yes. there are a lot more details in there (wilkesbecoming intangible at one point, they work with dottie underwood, carter gets prettybadly injured) but this story is so massive that i think it’s best if we keep this brief. whether carter marries sousa in the end isn’tspecifically stated, but it’s possible. 1948the entrance to k’un lun gets attacked by some soldiers. an iron fist protecting the entrance as heshould be is captured on film.

people still aren’t really appreciatingpeggy, cuz despite everything she’s done, it’s the 40s and sexism is cool. so she goes behind the back of the ssr togo on a mission to get this vial full of a dangerous chemical. the ssr doesn’t like this, but howard stark,after all his adventures, is planning on starting up shield, a new and improved ssr, and wantspeggy carter to lead it with him. most of the stuff from the ssr, includingany artifacts, like the kree corpse, and staff, like zola, are moved over to shield now. 1949after a few years of building up trust at

shield, zola moves out and comes home to hydrato discover bucky. he decides to brainwash him into working forhydra for super assassination missions. he’s trained to become a deadly killer,gets given a metal arm to replace the one he lost and gets given a sweet 90s haircutthat’s way ahead of its time. he’s also cryogenically frozen when he’snot needed to keep him all youthful looking, which seems to be what everyone wants in thisworld. he becomes the first subject in hydra’swinter soldier program, basically their version of the super soldier program. early 1950salso just thought i should mention, peggy

keeps working for shield, and at some pointhere or maybe slightly later she has kids with her husband, who again, might be sousa,or might not be, we’ll never know, that show got cancelled. 1950safter all his crazy adventures, howard stark starts up the stark world expo (a huge eventto show off the newest developments in tech) and starts to look very mad men-y. he drops the playboy persona and settles downwith a woman called maria. ok so i know we’ve been on earth a lot,but back in space there’s this little blue alien kid called yondu udonta.

he’s sold as a slave to the kree and ifyou’re surprised at this point that the kree had slaves, i don’t know what to tellya. 1964now stark starts working with this russian guy, which probably wasn’t the best ideain the 1960s, called anton vanko. they start creating the arc reactor together,a source of immense and pretty unlimited power. 1967three years later and the arc reactor is finally completed! stark wants to use it to create a new cleanworld of energy, but vanko wants it more for the money purposes.

so stark has vanko totally screwed over cuzstark isn’t above being kinda douchey and he gets vanko deported, which sets vanko ona lifelong stark hating streak. 1970howard and maria stark then have a kid called tony, who grows up just as genius as his dadand just as good at making super dangerous people hate you. stark sr. also gets a new business partnerto help him run stark industries, the dude himself...obadiah stane. stane convinces stark to turn stark industriesback into developing weapons more and such and less energy based.

1971then there’s a spy in the cia called nick fury, who helps to uncover a double agentin russia during the cold war. he’s gonna be more important later. 1972arnim zola’s been kicking around, brainwashing people and such for a while now, but he’stold he’s gonna die soon, so he puts his brain into a supercomputer to live on forever….asyou do. 1973now back on some more street level stuff, there’s this guy called bill fisk who isrunning for some political position in new york city, and is also mixed up with somepretty shady business involving the mob.

he’s also got a son called wilson fisk. bill’s not a great papi, in that he beatsup wilson’s mom a lot, so one day wilson can’t take it anymore and he beats his dadto death with a hammer, jesus that escalated quickly. wilson and his mom dispose of the body overseveral days by cutting it up into pieces and dumping them in a nearby river. mama fisk then sends wilson out to live withhis relatives. eventually wilson moves out to asia, wherehe learns how to do business like a mobster and continues to develop as a bit of a sociopath.

1974howard stark is now busy being a good (?) dad, and he hides the secret to making that newelement he discovered in a map of the stark world expo for his son to discover one day. he also records a video telling his son tonythat he is and always will be his greatest creation. meanwhile there’s a little boy called philcoulson who grows up a huge fan of peggy carter and captain america. he collects cards, and he also helps his dadwith red corvette, which is called lola. 1975yondu is still a teen slave but he is freed

from his slavery by a ravager called sylvesterstallone, i mean stakar ogord-nah i’m calling him sylvester stallone. yondu himself becomes a ravager, and if youdon’t know what ravager is, it’s basically a space pirate. that celestial ego from the very beginningwho's trying to conquer the universe by making as many children as possible hires yondu tobring his children to his planet, and yondu does it gladly, despite it being against theravager code. although to be fair, yondu didn't know thatego was killing all of these kids and then storing them inside of himself….still gross.

1980ego eventually makes his way to earth and impregnates a woman called meredith quill,nope wrong meredith. he then realizes that he’s actually fallingin love with her cuz she’s just that awesome, but ego can't afford such distractions, sohe gives her brain cancer and leaves. later, meredith has the child of ego calledpeter quill, who is half human, half celestial, and grows up hearing about his father beinga man from the stars, and also maybe david hasselhoff. early 1980snow there’s this super powerful demonic being called the spirit of vengeance thatlives in the hell dimension.

to be clear, this is not the planet hel (onel) where hela is trapped, it’s one of those other dimensions, totally different things. anyway, this spirit of vengeance escapes fromthe hell dimension and bonds to a guy called johnny blaze. this spirit turns whoever it bonds to intothe ghost rider, which means they get a flaming skull and some pretty cool powers. also yeah, as the name would imply they gottabe pretty vengeful. over in harlem, two teens called henry andcornell, plus this other guy who doesn’t really matter, grow up and are kind of partof a gang.

they work for this mobster in harlem calledmama mabel, who is cornell’s grandma. henry gets the nickname pop from the soundhis fist makes when he hits you, and cornell later on gets the nickname cottonmouth. cottonmouth is mainly raised by his cousinmariah, and he wants to be a pianist, but mama mabel’s like, pianists don’t beatpeople to death, so she forces him to go out with pop and company and shake down peoplefor money and such mob things. pop gets locked up in prison for his crimes,and cottonmouth continues to work with mama mable’s mob, especially against a rivalmob. he’s forced to watch mama mabel torturesomeone from the mob who betrayed her, then

later on is forced to kill him. he goes on to kill more people, which slowlyturns him and his cousin mariah into cold blooded killers. later on, when mama mabel dies, the mob ispassed on to cottonmouth, who leads it very well. now i assume at some point in this decade,nick fury leaves the cia and starts working for shield as an agent, and also a guy calledalexander pierce becomes the head of shield. at one point in bogota, a hostage situationdevelops where some rebels kidnap a bunch of hostages including pierce’s daughter.

fury suggests a plan to get them out, butpierce refuses it cuz it’s too risky. fury does it anyway cuz live on the edge iguess and ends up saving pierce’s daughter. pierce is so impressed that he promotes nickto director and himself becomes a member of the world security council, basically politiciansfrom the world’s biggest countries who look over the world's security. however, soon after this pierce gets recruitedby hydra, still growing like a secret virus inside of shield. he becomes their greatest operative insideshield. also, at some point later on, fury loses oneof his eyes because of trusting someone.

possibly a skrull? we’ll probably find out next year. at some point in this decade as well, a boynamed kevin thompson is born and he has a serious brain disease which needs a lot oftreatment. his parents subject him to awful and superpainful treatments throughout his childhood, which eventually lead to him developing thepower of mind control. the experiments also mess him up pretty badpsychologically. 1983now back to that inhumans stuff real quick. a man with inhuman genes in him called gordonundergoes terrigenesis.

it takes away his eyes, but on the plus sideit gives him the power to teleport and make force fields, which is pretty sweet. he ends up in afterlife, which is this inhumansafe place sanctuary daycare that jiaying set up, that inhuman who reinhardt experimentedon from before. 1984in 1984, a scientist called hank pym discovers a type of particle that lets you shrink, andhe decides to call them pym particles (he’s known for his intellect, not his creativity). he uses these to design a special suit thatallows him shrink down to the size of an ant, if not smaller.

he also designs tech to communicate with antsand all this allows him to somewhat work together with them, becoming an ant-man, if you will*is it too late to change the name* 1986the hand is still going around the world extracting drogon bones to stay immortal, but removinggiant things from underneath the earth causes some structural integrity problems, and atone point their antics cause the chernobyl disaster. 1980s (probably?) at some point around here, the space titanthanos is going around the universe. thanos is kind of a big deal in case you hadn'tnoticed.

he’s a super powerful space warlord whocontrols this giant army of aliens called the chitauri, and his main goal in life isto get all 6 infinity stones and rule the universe with them. or create balance in the universe or somethingalong those lines. it’s bad news if he gets the stones, andhe reallllly wants them. around this time he kills the families oftwo alien girls called gamora and nebula, and forces them to become his daughters. they work with him and a kree fanatic calledronan the accuser, an ally and friend (?) of thanos’, to become super assassin killingmachines.

they do this by fighting each other in battlesof super intense combat. gamora always bests nebula in their fightsand as punishment everytime nebula loses, thanos replaces a piece of her with a machinepart. this leads to nebula hating thanos and alsogamora, and becoming something of a terminator. needless to say thanos is not the best fatherfigure. back on earth, howard stark hears of hankpym and wants to use his shrinky tech to stop some people in berlin who are using hydraweapons. pym’s like *fuck off* cuz doesn’t wantanyone using his tech but himself. peggy (now as a very experienced shield agent)goes to confront hank pym about helping them

with a mission in berlin. because peggy is significantly less of a douchebagthan howard, hank is convinced, as long as he himself gets to do the mission. he goes out to berlin and it’s a completesuccess. hank’s like hey this hero stuff is a lotof fun and also helps the world, so yeah i’ll work with shield. he now starts using his ant-man suit for superherostuff and has another shrinky suit made for his wife, janet van dyne. she’s called the wasp, cuz bugs.

on one particular mission they’re tryingto disarm a soviet icbm, but the only way to do so is to go subatomic into the bombitself, as in go in between the atoms of it. so janet does it and succesfully disarms themissile, but continues to shrink indefinitely forever and ever until eventually shrinkingso tiny that she enters one of those alternate dimensions called the quantum realm, and shegets stuck there. because of this loss and also cuz the pymparticles are driving him kinda nuts hank hangs up the suit and has a very strainedrelationship with his daughter hope, cuz he doesn’t wanna tell her about how her momdied cuz he doesn’t want her to end up the same way?

weird excuse. 1988with his newfound mind control powers, that kid kevin thompson tortures his parents fora little bit, then moves out on into the world, he becomes known as kilgrave. cuz he’s super messed up in the head nowhe starts doing pretty evil stuff with his powers, and also accidentally getting intouncomfortable situations *screw himself situation* also around this time, a dude called calvinjohnson meets jiaying the inhuman and has a baby with her in china, called daisy johnson,who carries her mother’s inhuman gene. out in the universe, ego the celestial sendsyondu and his ravagers to retrieve peter quill

on earth for him, still desperately searchingfor someone to combine celestial powers with him, but yondu discovers that ego’s killedall the other kids yondu got for him, and he feels understandably a little bad, so hedecides he’s gonna keep peter with his crew. peter’s mom dies of the cancer, and justafterwards yondu and his crew arrive. despite some initial difficulties and thecrew wanting to eat peter, over the years peter and yondu bond quite a bit, and yonduteaches peter how to be a proper ravager. 1989so shield and howard stark are watching hank pym do all this crazy shrinky superhero stuffand they want in on the action, so they try to replicate the pym particles themselves.

hank hears about this and gets pretty madat shield and quits in front of peggy, howard, and some guy whose face feels the wrath ofcgi de-aged michael douglas. alexander pierce, who remember is a secrethydra bastard, lets werner reinhardt go from prison. reinhardt goes back into the world to do nazithings and finds that one of the prisoners he experimented on way back when with thediviner hasn't aged at all, that being jiaying. so he cuts her up to find out why. obviously it’s cuz she’s an inhuman, butthat doesn’t help reinhardt much so he just uses her dna to make himself look young again.

he starts going under the name daniel whitehallbut i’m just gonna keep calling him reinhardt to make this less confusing. he thinks jiaying is dead after chopping herup and so dumps her body somewhere, but her husband calvin comes and using his medicalknowledge puts her back together. thanks to that and her inhuman powers sheheals somewhat, but she has to kill an entire village of people and absorb all their livesto really heal. pretty messed up. shield hears about all of this and decidesto take jiaying’s daughter daisy cuz hey she might be useful.

jiaying and calvin search for their daughterfor a while afterwards, which involves a lot of killing, but can’t find her, so jiayingdivorces calvin. daisy is put into saint agnes orphanage whereshe is given the name skye, but again for the sake of clarity, i’m just gonna keepcalling her daisy. late 1980sa few years later, carter retired from shield after many years of dutiful service and settleddown living the peaceful life as a grandma. eventually she develops alzheimer's. at this point in time, wakanda is still secretlyflourishing, and the current king is t’chaka, who is also the black panther.

he’s at a conference somewhere where herefuses to share wakanda’s resources with the world. this angers some people, who hire a guy calledulysses klaue to assassinate t’chaka. klaue already doesn't like wakandans, sincehis great grandad was killed by the black panther at the time a long time ago. the assassination attempt fails though, andklaue, also being an arms dealer (and part time mixtape maker), is now on everyone’sradar, including shield’s. 1990there’s another secret hydra guy inside shield called john garrett, who becomes hydra’sfirst subject in another super soldier program

called project deathlok, cuz he stepped ona mine. this basically gives him some cybernetic enhancements. 1991a year later pop gets out of jail and decides to stop being a criminal and instead setsup a barber shop in harlem, which becomes like the coolest barber shop ever. howard and maria stark leave their now somewhatirresponsible son tony for christmas, as they plan to go on a romantic getaway for a fewdays. howard has also finally figured out how tomake more of the super soldier serum after years of research.

hydra learns of this, takes bucky out of hiscryosleep, and sends him as the winter soldier to kill the two and get the serum. stark is pretty surprised to see his old friendbucky barnes, who then proceeds to beat his face in and strangle his wife before takingthe super soldier serum away. it’s made to look like a car accident. after this, stark industries is left to tony,who keeps selling weapons like his father with the help of obadiah stane. bucky takes the super soldier serum back tohydra, where it's used to make five more super soldiers.

they get out of control though and so areput into cryofreeze, cuz they are incredibly dangerous. late 1980sking t’chaka also has a brother called n’jobu, who's been sent undercover by the king toamerica for wakandan affairs. he meets a woman there and has a kid, erik. 1992however, n’jobu sees that people of african descent all over the world are being oppressedand is like, hey, we’ve got all this awesome tech in wakanda, we should use it to helpthese people and start a revolution. this is an idea he really imprints on hisson erik.

so he decides to betray his brother the kingand his country and teams up with ulysses klaue to steal some vibranium from wakanda. klaue gets away with a bunch of vibraniumand is branded thief, but t’chaka is suspicious of his brother, so he sends his buddy zuriundercover to spy on him. once t’chaka gets the evidence of his brother’sbetrayal he needs, he goes to confront him and is like you betrayed the country, yougotta die. n’jobu’s like hey what if i shot zuriand t’chaka’s like nahhhh and he’s forced to stab his brother with his panther clawsto save zuri. he then gets out of there, while n’jobu’sson and t’chaka’s nephew erik finds his

dad’s dead body with panther claw marksin it and cries. over the years erik plots his revenge againstwakanda and how to fulfill his dad’s dreams of revolution, which involves joining thearmy and being so brutal and efficient at killing that he got the name killmonger. 1993anton vanko is still kicking around in russia with his son but he gets sent to jail forselling really serious weapons. 1994back in new york there’s a boy called matt murdock, whose dad is a boxer. matt loves his dad almost as much as he loveshis eyesight, but soon he’s involved in

a car accident where a bunch of chemicalsget into his eyes, so he goes blind. however, twist, his other senses are superenhanced so he can basically still see and in some ways can see better than normal peopleif you think about it. soon after, his dad has a boxing match comingup and he’s told he has to lose it so people can win some money and blah blah blah corruption,but because he wants to his son to see his old man as a winner, he wins the fight. his son’s super proud, and it’s a reallynice touching moment, and then he gets shot. matthew is sent to saint agnes orphanage wheredaisy is staying, and here, stick, another blind guy with heightened senses, who is alsoa member of the chaste (those people fighting

the hand) visits matt cuz he knows about hissuper high sense. he thinks he could useful in the fight againstthe hand and offers to train him in super senses martial arts, which he accepts. mid-90swe’re gonna do a little jumping around here for this time period. on earth, that kid from earlier who's a hugecaptain america and peggy carter fan, phil coulson? he joins shield and along with that secrethydra cyborg man john garrett is taught by the director himself nick fury.

out in space, stallone finds out that yondu’sbeen trafficking kids which isn’t cool, so he kicks him out of the ravager club, iguess. back on earth, there’s this total sciencenerd called bruce banner, and he meets another science-y girl called betty ross, and theystart dating. somewhere else on earth, a teenager calledgrant ward is having some trouble with home life, cuz his big brother christian is a realprick. and somewhere else on earth, specificallyrussia, a young russian woman called natasha romanoff joins the red room assassin trainingprogram. sh eoges through the training, including thenot very fun parts, and becomes one of the

best assassins in the world. she gets the codename black widow. 1996matt murdock keeps up his training with stick and becomes a super badass ninja, but stickleaves after he’s trained. the chaste and stick are now also traininganother kid, called elektra, to be a super assassin. they want as many awesome fighters as theycan get. she’s amazing at being an assassin, butshe’s also kind of a sociopath. the chaste find out that she is the latestincarnation of the black sky.

now what is the black sky, well it’s mildlyconfusing but from what i’ve gathered it’s basically the hand’s iron fist. the chaste has the iron fist, this immortalweapon that’ll help them defeat the hand. well, the hand has the black sky, this humanweapon that’ll lead them to victory so they can conquer the world. it takes many forms, and it’s apparentlyin this girl called elektra. the chaste is obviously not too happy aboutthis, so they order stick to kill her, but stick, having grown fond of her, just sendsher off to live in greece after turning her into a super assassin.

also, this guy also living in new york calledcarl lukas gets beat up in a fight, so his friend willis stryker helps him train. he reminds him to keep focused on his breathingwhen he punches, cuz that’ll be important later. also, it turns out willis is actually lukas’brother in a way, cuz lukas’ dad cheated on his wife with another woman and had willis. so they’re brothers but don’t know ityet. 1997now there’s this danish guy called kaecilius, not really a danish name but whatever.

his wife dies, and he’s pretty upset, sohe meets up with another guy called karl mordo, an associate of the ancient one. the ancient one is now the current leaderof the masters of the mystic arts, remember, those people who can use magic. kaecilius joins the masters to find a purposein life and trains under the ancient one. secretly though, despite being generally agood teacher and role model, the ancient one steals energy from the dark dimension to livefor a very long time to keep teaching. remember, stealing energy from the dark dimension’sa bad idea cuz it could let loose a planet destroying entity.

1998natasha romanoff is now out in the world doing murdery assassin things and ends up on shield’sradar, so nick fury, sends a shield agent who is especially skilled in archery, clintbarton, aka hawkeye to take her out. clint finds her and beats her in combat, butdoesn’t kill her. instead, he offers her a chance to use herskills for good and join shield. she accepts the offer and becomes best friendswith clint, going on many missions together, including one particularly weird one in budapest. 1999john garrett now meets up with grant ward, whose in juvy cuz he burned down his family’shouse.

remember, his brother was a real prick. garrett sees hydra written all over for thiskid and recruits him. his first training exercise is being leftout in the wyoming wilderness for 5 years. tony stark, howard’s son, now a billionaireplayboy running his dad’s company like a boss, goes to a new years party in switzerland. there he briefly meets a guy called ho yinsen,but mainly meets a botanist called maya hansen. she’s working on a project called the extremisvirus, which can heal wounds and regrow limbs, but also has some explosive side effects. and fire breathy side effects.

also on that same night, a disabled guy calledaldrich killian asks tony to look into his program, advanced idea mechanics, or aim. tony says he’ll meet him on the roof, buthe totally forgets about it and never shows up. so aldrich killian is super bitter and angryand hates tony stark forever and is gonna go on and become a super villain now. 2000he actually soon after starts working with maya hansen, and they successfully developthe extremis virus together, although it still has some unpleasant side effects.

he also used extremis on himself to cure hisphysical disabilities, but unfortunately there’s no cure for being a terrible person. he keeps working with extremis at aim foryears to come. meanwhile, a teen girl called jessica jonesis out driving with her family, but they get into a car crash. jessica’s dad and brother die, but her andher mother survive, sort of. they’re taken away by a company called igh,led by this dude called dr karl. this company is doing scientific experimentson people to save lives and heal injuries, however their experiments are illegal andhave the unfortunate side effect of giving

superpowers. they get done with saving jessica's life,or rather bringing her back from the dead, within 20 days. the side effects are she has super strengthand can jump super high. jessica’s mom is a different story though,she has more injuries and has to be treated for much longer, 5 years to be exact. jessica’s now an orphan, so a talent agentcalled dorothy walker adopts jessica, as a publicity stunt to get people talking abouther daughter trish’s new tv show. trish’s mom abuses her, but jessica showsher new powers to trish and says she’ll

protect her. her and trish then become bffs for a bit,however they fall out as trish becomes a drug addicted pop star 2001so, there’s this big company called rand enterprises. it’s run by the wendell and heather rand,who have a son called danny. they’re really good friend with a familycalled the meachums, the dad harold meachum, and the kids joy and ward meachum. joy, ward, and danny hang out a lot, eventhough ward’s a bit of a dick, but at some

point here harold meachum gets diagnosed withcancer. madame gao, one of the leaders of the hand,sees this really desperate man with a lot of power and influence, and offers to bringhim back to life with her dragon bone juice if he’ll work for the hand. he agrees, but wendell rand is about to findout about all this, so he asks madam gao to help kill him, which would also let haroldtake over the company. so, danny rand and his parents are on a flight,but their plane crashes in the himalayas, cuz harold meachum had the pilots poisoned. mommy and daddy rand die, but danny staysalive.

he is found by the order of the crane mother,who save his life and take him back to the mystical city of k’un lun, where he trainswith the monks there to become a ninja warrior. it also involves a lot of getting beaten withsticks. harold meachum now takes over rand enterprises,which essentially means the hand takes over, which means they now have tons of resourcesand influence in new york, which is bad news for most everyone. ok, now remember the monolith? this portal to another planet where that hydrainhuman is? well it’s ended up in the possession ofnasa somehow and some astronauts are sent

over to maveth. all of them get tentacled to death exceptfor one, who stays there for the next 14 years avoiding hive (the inhuman tentacle man) asbest he can and just barely surviving. we’ll get back to him. now a general called thaddeus ross, who isactually the dad of betty ross, the girl bruce banner is dating, convinces the governmentto start looking into restarting the super soldier serum program so the us can have supersoldiers to fight for its causes again. time to introduce another big character, frankcastle is just an average guy who joins the marine corps.

he goes to fight afghanistan, where he befriendsa dude called curtis but more importantly befriends the guy who will become his bestfriend in the whole wide world, billy russo. they do a lot of fighting in wars together,and while at home at some point frank falls in love with a woman, marries her, and hasa family with her. then back to the wars, frank and russo getassigned to a new squad called cerberus under this guy nicknamed agent orange, who's a shadyguy. this unit is pretty shady too, they go in,find high value targets to the us, interrogate them, then kill them. cerberus is also a secret front for a drugoperation led by agent orange, so that's bad.

an afghan police man who works with a womancalled madani discovers cerberus’ true intentions and poses a potential threat. therefore he’s captured and tortured byagent orange under the excuse of him being a potential terrorist. orange then orders frank to kill him whichfrank does. the whole thing is recorded, and frank hasno idea that he just shot a totally innocent man. agent orange then assigns frank and russoand their team to a super dangerous mission. frank’s like hey this is obviously a trapand agent orange is like nah don't worry about

it man, but yeah it’s a trap. frank uses all of his super fury to kill everyonethere but it’s pretty intense and a lot of men die. agent orange acts like a real prick aboutit when they get back so frank attacks him and punches his eye out, just bam. alright the eye doesn’t actually fly outof his head, but it hurts. russo then quits the military while frankstays, but unbeknownst to frank russo is also a real prick and starts working with agentorange for their own nefarious plans. early 2000snow at this point, hydra’s kind of moved

away from the whole tentacle inhuman origin,but there are still some firm believers in that, including a big guy at hydra calledgideon malick, who ends up on the world security council. he’s still sending people through portalstrying to get that inhuman god hive back. over in shield, phil coulson goes on his firstmissions with another agent called melinda may and they form a strong friendship. one of their missions involves stealing asecret russian object. in the process they get another unit of russianstortured and killed, but one of them escapes, and he swears revenge on shield and phil coulsonand will probably be back in several years.

also, matthew murdock, blind ninja and nowmuch more grown up, is going to law school, to serve justice to the world. there he meets and becomes best friends witha guy called foggy nelson. harold meachum dies of his cancer, but isbrought back as promised by the hand. he starts living out in a secret apartment,and his son ward finds out about this. ward takes over the company but is reallybeing controlled behind the scenes by harold, who is really being controlled by the hand,insert appropriate geppetto metaphors about the hand here. tony stark is still selling weapons and notbeing particularly careful about who he sells

them too. at one point this leads to some of his bombsending up in the eastern european country of sokovia. the young twins pietro and wanda maximoffare having dinner with their parents when a stark bomb goes off in their house and killstheir parents. they survive, but from then on they also havea lifelong hatred of stark and want to find a way to take him down. the stark family is not awfully popular sofar in the mcu. 2004now 5 years later john garrett goes back to

that hydra trainee grant ward he left in thewoods. he sets him up to become a shield agent later,while secretly being a double agent for hydra, very sneaky. also, leo fitz and jemma simmons, two bignerds, start going to the shield academy of science and technology, and soon become friendsand bond over their mutual love of science, i suppose. 2005bruce banner is now working on a new version of the super soldier serum that his girlfriendbetty’s dad, general ross started. cuz of a lack of funding, bruce tests theexperiment on himself by exposing himself

to gamma rays and a different version of thesuper soldier serum. however, it goes horribly, horribly wrong,and now whenever bruce banner gets a high pulse, aka stressed, aka angry, he turns intoa giant green rage monster called the hulk, which kinda sucks. general ross sees this big threat and sendsthe military after banner/hulk and so he goes on the run. he goes all around the world running fromthe military, turning into the hulk occasionally. a guy called emil blonsky is recruited ontoross’s hulk hunting team. so now, back to stick.

right about now, stick is curious what’sgoing on with that blind kid he trained a while back, matt murdock. he contacts elektra, since he’s still ongood terms with her after he didn't kill her that one time, to go out, find matt, and seducehim. matt and foggy are out at a party when mattmeets elektra. they talk and kick it off, and they kindaget a romantic thing going. they steal someone’s car and break intodifferent people’s houses, basically they just do reckless criminal stuff together andthey start bonding over it? i don’t know its weird.

at one point they break into the old gym wherematt’s boxing dad used to train. they talk about their pasts with each other,then they start doing a little playful fighting, and then they have sex. in the boxing ring….where his dad trained….again,little weird. now, elektra sets up a situation where herand matt break into the house of the man who killed matt’s dad all those years ago, soelektra can help matt to get revenge. the killer’s tied up and elektra eggs matton to start beating on him. matt does, and kinda starts to enjoy it alittle, but when elektra tells him to kill him, matt snaps back to reality and realizesthis is pretty messed up, so he promptly breaks

up with elektra and she promptly disappears. meanwhile, jessica jones’ mom’s treatmentis finally done at igh, her face is different and shes’ got no hair, but hey she’s alive. she also has super strength and incrediblyterrifying mood swings, not a great combo. she escapes igh to go see her daughter jessica,who now is living with her boyfriend stirling. jessica’s mom thinks stirling isn’t goodenough for her daughter though so she murders him out of rage, then runs away, leaving jessicapretty upset. this leads to jessica going back to trish,helping her get off drugs and they become besties again.

jessica’s mom goes back to igh, realizingshe still needs help, and starts a romantic relationship with dr. karl there, who nowloves her and also uses her for whatever he needs. 2006so matt and foggy are just about done with law school, so they decide to become businesspartners together! yay! meanwhile bruce banner’s still being chasedaround the world, some people see him and report him as a giant green sasquatch. he tries to contact betty but he can’t,cuz it kinda hurts your relationship when

the girls dad literally wants you dead. at one point bruce can’t take it anymoreand tries to kill himself in the arctic by shooting himself in the head, but he can’t. he turns into the hulk, which saves his life. so no matter how depressed he gets, he can’tkill himself. this just got really dark. general ross also goes to stark industriesand purchases some sonic cannons to help against the hulk. moving on to some less heavy news, that shieldagent who is coulson’s friend, melinda may,

starts dating and eventually marries thisdude called andrew gardner. late 2000sso now heroes and weird more crazy stuff has been happening for a while, so shield startsup the idea of the avengers initiative. this program is essentially designed to bringtogether a group of remarkable people so when humanity faces a threat that’s too intensefor regular old shield and the military, they can help defend the planet. nick fury is heading this initiative up asthe director of shield, and so is keeping eyes on people of potential interest for it,starting with bruce banner. he goes in undercover and finds banner ata bar somewhere, which to me doesn’t seem

like a place you should be if you’re tryingto stay calm but whatever. fury then sends in two shield agents withthe most generic names possible (peterson and johnson) to get into contact with banner,but it goes a little sideways, and banner hulks out and runs away. meanwhile, back at that inhuman sanctuaryafterlife, an inhuman young child named katya can’t really control her powers and is causinga lot of damage. she runs away and ends up in bahrain, wherephil coulson and melinda may are sent by shield to take her down. may is forced to kill a small child to savethe day, which is obviously a little upsetting,

so she retires from field works and takesa desk job. it also causes her marriage to kind of fallapart. now there’s this fun michael keaton typeguy called adrian toomes living the good life with a wife and little daughter called liz. family is everything to toomes, so to supporthis family he starts the toomes salvage company, which cleans up messes left behind by bigincidents, which seems like a pretty good idea as the world is getting more and moresuperhero-y, and where there superheroes there are collapsing cities. 2009ok, this timeline starts to get a little more

muddled here. i know there’s a bit of a debate over whichyear the original iron man takes place in, but for a number of reasons that i don’treally wanna get into, i’m putting it in 2009. some people says its 08 like the movie’srelease, some people say 2010, but i personally think it makes the most sense if it’s in2009, especially in relation to iron man 2 and other future movies. iron man 2 is six months afterwards, and itfeatures the stark expo 2010, so….anyway, the year shouldn’t matter that much, butit is worth mentioning.

tony stark’s still being a billionaire playboyand at one point he gets in a bar fight. he gets some assistance from his good friend,one might even say besite, colonel james rhodes, aka rhodey. a little later he wins an award for something,but obadiah stane has to get it for him cuz he’s too busy having sex with reportersand you know, doing tony stark things. despite his playboyness he also has a bitof a flirtatious relationship going with his assistant pepper potts. also he’s got a bodyguard called happy. so stark industries is still in the morallygrey business of selling weapons, and tony

doesn't really care cuz billionaire life,but obadiah stane is starting to use the company for less than legal means. he starts secretly selling weapons to a terroristorganization called the ten rings. he then also pays the ten rings to kill tonywhen he goes to afghanistan. however, the only kidnap tony once they realizewho he is and demand that he build them weapons to use. in the whole process tony is mortally woundedbut his life is save by a fellow captive, ho yinsen *never thought i’d meet a mancalled ho*. yinsen puts an electromagnet in his chestwhich keeps the shrapnel in there from killing

him, which tony eventually turns into hisdad’s old pet project the arc reactor. the ten rings also demand more money fromstane cuz of who they had to kidnap. phil coulson is sent by shield to go talkto stane and once he gets back to shield offers to go out himself and save stark, but nickfury for whatever reason tells him not to. instead of building the weapons that the terroristdemanded, over three months stark with the help of yinsen builds a weaponized suit ofarmor that he can use to escape, which is powered by that arc reactor in his chest. over these three months stark also learnsa bit of humanity. while all this is happening, natasha romanoff,now a great and more interesting agent of

shield, is sent out on a mission to escorta scientist in iran. hydra sends out the winter soldier, to killthe scientist, and he does so by shooting through romanoff. *bye bye bikinis*so after a few months stark uses the armored suit to bust out of his prison and kill someterrorists. he escapes, but yinsen is killed along theway. stark crashlands in the desert and is pickedup by the military and taken home. tony’s a changed man now, so he pulls starkindustries out of the weapons business, which obadiah is pretty pissed about.

that and also, you know, tony’s not deadand he isn’t running the company yet. tony also gets closer to pepper, who helpsput a new arc reactor in him. stark continues to refine his armor suit,making it much slicker, adding more gadgets and weapons, and throwing a little hot rodred in there. eventually he turns it into what becomes knownas the iron man suit. this takes a few months, so while all thatis happening, a woman called colleen wing who is pretty proficient in martial arts comesover to america from japan. she meets bakuto, one of those ancient handmembers, and gets recruited as a member of the hand.

but she’s under the impression that thehand is a good organization and doesn’t really know about all the mass murder. aldrich killian now with a sweet mullet isplanning a takeover of the world, but first he’s gotta get this extremis thing perfect,and he needs fire breathing henchmen, duh. so he finds a bunch of army veterans who havesuffered serious injuries to be test subjects. he injects them with extremis and some aresuccessful, they grow back lost limbs, and they’re super grateful. some are not though and they explode in avery painful way. oh well.

also, at some point here, back in asgard realquick, a guy called imir tries to overthrow odin as the king, but he’s stopped by thor. just a typical day for those guys. so now, back on earth, the ten rings findstark’s first armor suit that he escaped with lying around in the desert, and theystart piecing it back together. stane shows up and sees it and thinks, i coulduse this, and so starts building his own giant iron man suit. all the while, stark continues to make hissuit way better. now it can fly and shoot repulsor blasts andall kinds of stuff.

he also gets a fancy ai butler system, andnames it jarvis, after his dad’s old butler. so nick fury is still quite intrigued by thiswhole tony stark character, so he sends phil coulson in to talk to stark about his wholesituation, but stark kind of blows him off. he also finds out that some his company'sweapons are still with some terrorists in afghanistan, so he flies in and kills a bunchof terrorists cuz he can. *cool guys don’t look at explosions* hehas a little brush up with the military, and kinda has to reveal to his buddy rhodey thatyeah, he’s iron man. pepper then finds out that stane’s beenworking with the terrorists, so stane’s like well, everyone knows i’m a bad guynow, might as well kill tony myself.

he almost succeeds, but tony’s still alive. coulson goes with pepper to discover stane’sown iron man suit. tony gets back to full strength, puts on hissuit, and him and stane have a good suit on suit punch up. stark wins and stane is killed. the next day, at a big press conference, stark’ssupposed to tell the world that iron man is some kind of robot bodyguard that he built,but he goes a little off script *clip*. he also gets a little more in touch with shield. while stark gives this press conference, antonvanko, that guy howard stark screwed over

all those years ago, who is now out of prison,dies while watching it. his son ivan vanko vows to take revenge onthe stark family, and in a surprisingly short time, uses his dad’s old arc reactor blueprintsto make his own ar protector. he then uses that to make an even cooler ironman suit, just kidding, he makes some electric whips with it. nick fury approaches stark himself this timeabout the avengers initiative, cuz a guy with a super high tech suit could be useful, butstark is like nahh. as he’s leaving stark’s house, fury callscoulson and tells him they’ll need natasha romanoff for this one.

coulson also helps train this random guy calledhendricks ot be an agent of shield, unimportant detail but hey it happened. all this time just so you don’t forget,bruce banner’s still running from the military. he ultimately ends up in rio and starts workingat a soda bottle factory, all the while starting to contact a scientist called samuel sterns,who is trying to find a cure for this whole hulk thing. he’s just trying to keep a low profile andfigure out how to return to a normal life. so shield’s getting mighty busy these days. not only do they have the avengers initiativeplanned, but they also start up project tahiti.

shield still has that kree corpse just lyingaround, and after testing it they discover some of its bodily fluids have regenerativepowers, aka they can bring someone back from the dead. so nick fury orders this project to be started(with phil coulson in charge) to extract some fluids in the event that an avenger is killedin action and needs to be brought back. they test some of this on dying shield employees,but it doesn’t go great cuz they start going insane and drawing maps of that undergroundkree city. so coulson’s like, well this program kindasucks let’s shut it down. and so they do….for now.

tony stark’s enjoying the life of beinga billionaire and now also a superhero and starts helping establish world peace as ironman, going around and kicking the shit out of terrorists. he also tries to have a relationship witha woman called lina, cuz he’s such a playboy. however, the ten ring’s find out about thisand kindap lina’s son, and then blackmailing her into stealing some iron man blueprintsfor them. however, stark finds out about this, figuresout the situation, and then saves her son. they then stop seeing each other cuz like,how do you come back from that. stark goes back to seeing his assistant pepperpotts.

2010tony’s world peace mission continues as he stops a group of ten rings dudes and hackersfrom selling his weapons in italy (cordo gaines). he also recovers some stolen paintings, cuzwhy not. he mostly just continues to fight the tenrings mainly, especially in afghanistan. as he’s doing this, he realizes the coreof his arc reactor is slowly poisoning him, cuz technology, so he starts searching fora cure. over in brazil, bruce banner is working ina soda bottle factory, and he one day he accidentally cuts his hand so some of his blood goes intoone of the soda bottles and kills stan lee, which gets the government and military righton his scent.

now back over to hydra. they’re working on yet another super soldierprogram cuz that seems to be all they can do. after red skull’s serum and making robotpeople, they now turn their attention to making a superpowered army by combing the super soldierserum with gamma radiation and some of that sweet extremis tech that they somehow gettheir hands on. basically taking every superpower giving thingin the mcu and throwing it in a big melting pot. it’s called the centipede program, and it'sled by john garrett from before.

he also wants to use it for his own purposes,since even with robot parts his health is failing. also with the program you get an implant inyour eye that lets hydra see everything you do and also can kill you if you start doingsomething wrong. another very kingsman like element. tony now starts running the stark expo 2010to show off a bunch of new tech and innovations and what not in the world and he shows upin the flesh to really be the tony the world knows and loves. life isn’t all giant conventions with scantilyclad women for tony though, as he also has

to go in front of the senate (some of whomare members of hydra) cuz they’re like, the government should have your suit cuz it'sreally dangerous, and tony stark’s like hell no. he claims that no one is close to replicatinghis tech and he’s created world peace so the government should shut up. testifying against him is the somehow smuggerand douchier tony stark justin hammer, his rival in the tech world. tony gets out of there and makes pepper pottsthe ceo of stark industries. ok, now things start to get a bit more complicated,because there are 3 different plot lines all

happening at once, so hang on. nick fury sends natasha romanoff to go undercoverand keep an eye on tony. at this time the ten rings are pretty sickof iron man messing up their lives so they get anton vanko, whose completed his own arcreactor based whips, a way into the monaco grand prix which tony will be attending. back in brazil, the army has tracked downbruce banner’s location and attacks him where he lives, under the command of a emilblonsky. bruce becomes the hulk and runs away, wakingup in guatemala the next day and decides he should go back to his old university to lookfor more data on finding a hulk cure, cuz

he just can’t take this anymore. rhodey who is now also the cheads, is tryingto convince tony to work with the government and its starting to get mildly heated betweenthem. natasha romanoff arrives at tony’s placeand slips a pill in a woman’s coffee on stark’s team so she starts throwing up,so she can deliver some files to stark herself. tony meets her and acts exactly how you’dexpcethim to. tony then goes to the monaco grand prix aspromised and straight up replaces a guy in the race cuz i guess you can do that whenyou’re a superhero. he’s having a fun time driving when ivanvanko shows up and laser whips his car in

half. luckily tony’s got an on-the-go armor withhim and he defends himself, later talking to vanko in prison and getting really nothingout of it. this public display of other arc reactorsbeing out there though puts the government even more on tony’s ass. justin hammer sees this and breaks vanko outof prison, wanting him to make iron man-like machines for hammer tech so he can upstagetony stark. vanko goes along with this but really justbuilds him a bunch of drones so he can later on pull some sweet sweet revenge on stark.

stark’s also still getting poisoned by hisarc reactor, the public’s against him, the governments on his back, and him and his bestfriend aren’t on great terms. tony’s life sucks right now. cuz of this he throws a big drunken birthdayparty for himself, which ultimately ends with him and rhodey getting in a suit on suit fight. rhodey, not being totally drunk, flies offwith a suit and gives it to justin hammer, unaware of what hammer’s actually doingbehind the scenes. meanwhile, agent jasper sitwell, an shieldagent and another undercover agent for hydra, is ordered to keep track of bruce banner whilenick fury goes to help stark with his arc

reactor poisoning problem. also, there are a big disturbances in theatmosphere around this time in the southwest us, caused by some commotion away in asgardwhich we’ll get to in a bit. this concerns some people including astrophysicistjane foster. she gets in touch with another astrophysicistcalled erik selvig and they go to new mexico to check it out. shield discovers this is happening and keepsan eye on them. now wayyyyyy back across the universe in asgard,thor is finally of the age…? where he gets to be the new king.

even though he’s arrogant and a spoiledbrat, and loki’s kind of jealous, but hey he’s getting coronated. it’s his big day but it gets interruptedby the frost giants sneaking into odin’s vault and trying to take that casket of ancientwinters from a really long time ago. point is thor is just really upset that hisbig day’s interrupted and also that the frost giants broke in. so thor and his posse consisting of loki,sif, and the warriors interchangeable go off to jotunheim to fight the frost giants forwhat they did. this is specifically against odin's instructionsbut again, thor’s dumb and arrogant.

a fight starts but odin comes around and breaksit up. odin’s pretty mad at thor so he takes awayall of his godly powers and his super powerful hammer mjolnir. (quick side note, mjolnir was made from thecore of a dying star and helps thor control his lightning powers. it can also only be lifted by whoever is worthyof it). he pitches thor down to earth, new mexicospecifically. his hammer also lands somewhere nearbycuz of all this activity going on in the atmosphere, fury sends phil coulson down to new mexicoto check out all that business.

on his way there coulson also stops an armedrobbery at a convenience store, cuz he’s just that good. back to stark, tony's hanging out in a bigdonut and has a talk with nick fury who wants to help him. also natasha romanoff reveals herself as blackwidow to him. justin hammer starts upgrading the armor rhodeygave him and changes it from this to this. while that’s happening tony discovers ina map of the old stark expo that secret formula for making a new element his dad left himall those years ago. which is also the perfect replacement forhis arc reactor, somewhat conveniently.

so….yeah, that’s fixed. tony’s no longer dying, now he just hasto worry about the crazy russian and the smarmy businessman. at this point bruce banner’s also gottenback to the old university and he’s hiding out with an old friend of his. so now justin hammer is showing off his ivanvanko designed drones at the stark expo, but vanko goes for his own motives of killingstark and hijacks the drones and sends them after tony. he also hijacks the war machine armor withrhodey in it, which is fun for everyone involved.

there’s a bit of a chase, during which tonysaves a little kid who's a fan of his called peter parker, who will come into play later. eventually rhodey gets control of the suitback and him and tony team up to destroy all the drones, while black widow and tony’sbodyguard happy fight some bad guy henchman. eventually tony and rhodey fight vanko ina giant iron man type suit and end up blowing him up and killing him by combing their repulsorpowers. hammer gets arrested, pepper gets a kiss,and rhodey gets the armor….kind of. meanwhile back in new mexico, jane foster,erik selvig, and jane’s friend darcy find thor all powerless lying in the desert.

they taze him and send him to the hospital. shield also starts investigating thor’shammer mjolnir on earth. nick fury realizes how big this new mexicosituation could be and so sends clint barton to help coulson with it. thor escapes from the hospital using his asgardtraining and meets up with jane, and they start having a little bit of a romance. back in asgard, loki discovers that he isn’tactually odin’s son and that he’s a frost giant, which makes him kind of upset. odin then falls into a deep sleep that hehas to take once in awhile called odinsleep.

loki starts planning a treacherous plan toget odin’s approval back, which involves getting the frost giants to attack and thensaving his dad’s life. back with banner, bruce banner meets up withbetty and they get back together. however, in the process the military figureout he’s there and head for the location. back with banner, emil blonsky gets injectedwith a version of a super soldier serum to help him take on the hulk thanks to generalross, which means he can survive this sort of thing. seeing general ross getting more and moredesperate to get at the hulk fury sends natasha romanoff to go spy on banner.

banner gets caught by the military, hulksout, and fights them and emil blonsky at culver university and then runs off with betty. natasha romanoff sees the whole thing andtells fury about it. fury has too much on his plate already though,as he has to go to tony and talk to him about joining the avengers initiative. he reveals that tony is not approved for itcuz of what natasha has seen, like just all of this *birthday*. but they’d like to have him as a consultant. tony agrees only if fury gets that secrethydra senator gary shandling to present him

with a medal. back with thor, thor sneaks into the shieldsite with his hammer and tries to lift it but discovers that he’s still not worthyand has to earn the hammer back, cuz he’s still an arrogant sad little man. he’s then captured by shield, and loki comesdown to lie to him and tells him odin’s dead. erik selvig then manages to get coulson togive him thor. sif and the warriors three go to earth tohelp out thor. back on asgard, cuz he’s pretty evil nowloki sends this big asgardian terminator machine

called the destroyer to kill thor. loki’s also taken over asgard while allthis is happening. the destroyer comes, thor and the warriorsthree fight it, and thor proves that he’s learned his lesson and he’s worthy and haslearned humility and all that and boom he gets his hammer and powers back. up in asgard, the frost giants attack andare about to kill the sleeping odin but loki betrays them to save his father. thor, sif and the warriors 3 get back to asgardand stop loki from taking over the throne, however in the ensuing battle thor has todestroy the bifrost (rainbow bridge connecting

the planet/realms) to stop loki’s evil plans,meaning he’s now stuck on asgard, temporarily at least. loki then falls off into space and is presumeddead but actually gets picked up by thanos, who sees some potential in loki for helpinghim grab all dem gems. he prevents loki from dying, gives him oneof the infinity stones he’s actually acquired, the mind stone, in a sweet sceptre, and presentshim with a deal. thanos has discovered that one of the 6 stones,the space stone, is in the tesseract, which is currently in shield possession. so he’s like hey loki, i’ll give you themeans to go get revenge and conquer the planet

your brother loves so much by giving you mymassive chitauri army, and all you have to do is bring me back that tesseract. oh and please don’t lose the stone i’malso giving you to do this with. him and loki agree and spend the next whileplanning their attack. betty and bruce are still running around andeventually get to new york where they meet with that guy sterns who thought he couldcure the hulk. however, it doesn't really work out. emil blonsky shows up and forces that doctorto inject him with some of banner’s super blood serum thing and it turns him into asimilarly gross giant cgi rage monster.

that doctor, samuel sterns also gets a littlebit of the serum in himself, but he’s taken into custody by natasha romanoff and willmaybe return at some point down the line? blonsky, now known appropriately as the abominationis going nuts in harlem, much to pop’s dismay probably, and so bruce decides to hulk outonce more and fight him, eventually defeating him and then running away. banner ends up in bella coola, where he calmshimself and learns how to control the hulk. he does this by always staying angry….interesting. later on he moves to india to work as a doctorthere, but on the way he’s attacked and is forced to hulk out.

once he turns back to banner he looks muchmore like famed magician dylan rhoades, and yes that is the worst reference i could’vepulled for this. shield then asks erik selvig after all histhor adventures to help them experiment on the tesseract. loki shows up and influences selvig to sayyes, so his plot to get that infinity stone is already in motion. shield also finds the destroyer and takesit back to hq, where they use the asgardian tech to turn it into a cool new gun. meanwhile, the world security council (friendlyreminder that they’re a bunch of politicians

and some secret hydra guys who oversee theworld’s security and shield) wanna add the abomination to the avengers initiative, becauseyou know he can smash stuff, but coulson and jasper sitwell figure out a plan to stop thatfrom happening. cuz he’s also crazy. the plan is to send tony stark as their consultantto talk to general ross and anger him so much that he refuses to give blonsky to the avengers. stark works his charm and it plays out perfectly. tony then devotes his time and energy to buildingstark tower, a giant building run by arc reactors for him to live in in new york, a self sustainingpiece of energy.

very cool and also kinda narcissistic (tonystark in a nutshell). also just while all of this is happening,killian is testing more people with extremis and some are working out nicely but some areblowing up, and it’s starting to get a little suspicious to the government. 20112011 is a relatively calm year for the mcu. jane foster and shield try to reopen a wormholeto get back to asgard so thor can come through again but it fails cuz that bifrost isn’tthere anymore. jane’s not too happy about this. tony and pepper’s relationship is continuing,and at one point she gives him some magnets

that he uses to improve his suit, very romantic. rhodey gets an upgraded version of the warmachine armor and he uses it to go off and fight some more ten rings terrorists. the big thing that happens here is that inthe arctic, some russians are looking for oil when they come across captain america’sold plane, with cap inside! shield soon shows up, finds the capsicle,thaws him out, and sets him up in a facility in new york so he can slowly adjust to themodern world. however he quickly breaks out and is approachedby nick fury, who explains to him what’s happened and what the avengers are.

he’s sent to a little cabin called the retreat(a place where banner sometimes stayed to calm himself) for a while to adjust and getback to normal strength before coming back to new york. also, now that they’ve got the tesseract,shield is now considering reactivating old hydra weapons in case they need to fight someother worldly threat. like a bonus precaution on top of the avengers,given how weird the world’s gotten recently. 2012so now let’s move over to something a little more obscure but it’ll be important later. there’s a lab where a bunch of people work,including a happy couple, lucy and joseph

bauer. they come across this book called the darkhold. the darkhold was made from dark matter inthe hell dimension. again, not the planet/realm hel where helais trapped, the entirely different dimension called hell. anway, the book lets you build stuff out ofdark matter, and people like nick fury and the red skull have looked for it for years. they searched and searched the entire worldbut these two lab nerds found it in someone’s basement.

after they find it what happens with everymagical object happens, they become obsessed with it. they start to use the darkhold to build amachine that lets you create matter out of literally nothing. they show their fellow lab workers the bookand what it can do and one of them, a guy called eli morrow, sees the power of the bookand starts to also get obsessed with it, wanting the power all for himself. joseph’s not a fan of this, and so he hiresa gang to kill eli. eli has a nephew called robbie reyes, andone night robbie steals his uncle eli’s

car to go street racing. he also takes his little brother gabe withhim. the gang that was hired to kill eli thoughmistakes robbie for eli and shoots up the car. they kill robbie and cripple his brother. robbie’s spirit wants some sweet sweet vengeancereally bad though, and so johnny blaze, the ghost rider appears, and transfers the spiritof vengeance to him, turning him into the new ghost rider. cuz i guess he wanted vengeance even more!

robbie comes back and uses his new found powersto hunt down the criminals who deserve it. next day eli finds out joseph tried to killhim so he beats him up pretty bad and also uses that machine they built to turn the otherlab workers and lucy into “spiritual entities”, which is jus this universe’s fancy way ofsaying ghosts. he turns them into ghosts who can make peoplego crazy by touching them. then eli’s arrested while robbie goes offand kills criminals as the ghost rider. everything else is pretty normal around thistime, hawkeye and black widow are training, tony stark is messing around with women indubai, you know it’s pretty standard stuff. at one point black widow is sent on a shieldmission to russia and ends up getting caught

up in a ten rings plan to shoot a missileon the russia north korea border which will start a huge world war. with the help of phil coulson she stops thatfrom happening. aldrich killian is still doing his extremisexperiments, and a guy called chad davis joins the program. however, his procedures go wrong and he explodesin tennessee, where others are killed as well. more and more of these explosions come tolight and are getting very suspicious, so to cover them up, aldrich killian disguisesthem as terrorist attacks by the leader of the ten rings who is known as the mandarin.

the real mandarin has nothing to do with them,but allows the credit to be taken anyway cuz hey why not. at this point loki is still chilling out withthanos figuring out how to do the whole conquer the earth thing. while this happens, frigga (loki’s adoptedmom) realizes he’s actually alive and tries to contact him, but it doesn’t go too well. she tells odin and thor that loki’s aliveand they realize he’s probably gonna do something terrible to earth. so thor and odin then work on a way to getthor to earth without the bifrost, that being

using some dark magic. maybe from the dark dimension? who knows. so now thanos’ big plan goes into effect. he helps loki open up a portal to earth usingthe tesseract, and using that new infinity stone powered sceptre that thanos gave himhe goes through and mind controls hawkeye, selvig, and a bunch of other shield workers. he steals the tesseract and runs away. nick fury sees that their worst fears of analien invasion are about to come true and

he sets the avengers initiative into fulleffect. this involves getting black widow from a missionin russia to go recruit bruce banner in india (who is a little hesitant at first but comesalong when promised that they only want his brain and not his hulk), tony stark gettingrecruited by coulson after having just successfully powered up stark tower, and captain america,having realized peggy carter is still alive and boxing through the night getting calledin by nick fury. for her own safety jane foster is also movedoff to norway, cuz odds are loki would go straight for her. again, apparently norway is the safest placeon the planet.

steve rogers, bruce banner, and natasha meetup on shield’s giant flying fortress called the helicarrier and figure out a plan of action. meanwhile erik selvig needs a certain materialto power up the tesseract so it can let the chitauri army through, so hawkeye goes offand gets it for him with the help of loki in germany. cap arrives and him and loki have a bit ofa punch up for a bit in germany, but cap is a little out of practice. tony shows up and loki is taken captive, butlittle do the avengers know this is all part of his plan to turn them against each other.

on the way back to the helicarrier thor getsshot down from asgard and takes loki for himself, so him iron man and cap have a fight overit till they realize they’re on the same side. loki’s taken back to the helicarrier, wherethe avengers talk and start to not love each other’s company too much. bruce banner feels like he’s being antagonized,cap discovers the old hydra weapons shield was keeping just in case and also isn’ta huge fan of tony’s brand of comedy, and black widow realizes that loki plans to usethe hulk to escape. the avengers start really fighting when hawkeyeand loki’s crew shows up to break him out

and destroy the helicarrier. in the following fight bruce banner loseshis cool and hulks out and destroys a lot of the helicarrier, chases black widow, fightsthor and eventually falls down to earth, cap and iron man work to repair one of the helicarrier’sengines, hawkeye is knocked out of his mind control and brought back to the team, thorgets thrown down to earth, and loki escapes after backstabbing phil coulson, literally. loki then goes to stark tower to let in hisalien army. the death of coulson gives the team somethingto avenge, which kinda makes you wonder why they were called that beforehand, and theycome together under that to stop loki in new

york. the chitauri army does come through and theavengers in all their glory fight them off. there’s a ton o property damage and a lotof people die, but the avengers work their hardest to save as many people as they can. tony calls rhodey to come help but he can’tcuz he’s busy fighting terrorists in hong kong. the world security council though who continueto be the worst people don’t think the avengers can save the world though so they send a nuketo stop the invasion….but it’ll also kill everyone in manhattan.

iron man sees an opportunity, grabs the missile,and sends it straight into the chitauri homebase through the portal, killing all the chitauri. his suit fails in space and he kind of almostdies up there before falling back down to earth. black widow closes the portal, hulk grabstony and saves him, and loki and the tesseract is taken away. and the world is saved! after all this insanity, the avengers go forlunch at a shawarma place. rhodey arrives to help in the battle onlyto see that it's already over.

dammit rhodey. but he at least he got some shawarma. the ten rings and the mandarin by the wayare not happy about rhodey and his ten rings fighting. loki’s scepter is taken away by shield tobe studied. loki and thor go back to asgard where lokiis thrown in prison, and the tesseract is put in odin’s treasure vault. the other avengers go their separate ways,tony stark decides to rebuild stark tower as avengers tower with pepper, bruce triesto live a normal life, and cap decides to

stick with shield and train with them to becomean awesome fighter along with black widow and hawkeye. for the next while he trains in martial artsand espionage and the lot, until he can do stuff like this. after the battle, that cleanup company thetoomes salvage company, led by adrian toomes, realize that this chitauri attack is theirbig break and they’ll make a ton of money on this. they start cleaning up after the chitauristuff with all this weird alien tech, but soon tony stark organizes a team of his ownto clean up, called damage control, and they

send toomes away. he’s really angry about this and grows ahatred for tony stark and the other avengers, but you know mostly tony stark, and decidesthat he’s not gonna take this lying down. so over the next several years he and hiscrew start illegally salvaging the crazy mythical and alien tech from all the avengers big superbattles, and also from damage control afterwards. toomes himself starts utilizing a flight suitwith wings called the vulture suit. the crew now sells these super weapons illegallyand make their business that way. toomes keeps this a secret from his wife anddaughter, cuz you know, secret identity. toomes isn’t the only one finding chitauritech.

these two people called benjamin and clairefind a chitauri gun in the aftermath of the new york battle and start to rob banks withit. eventually they’re caught by shield/hydraagent sitwell and are offered jobs at shield for their intuition...i guess. the other, thanos’ assistant in a way, tellsthanos that loki failed and that earth is now protected by these heroes, which shouldreally anger thanos, but he takes it well and just smiles. he’s not too happy with how loki has failedthough. back on asgard with loki in prison, heimdalldiscovers that he can use the tesseract to

rebuild the bifrost, so he does. since thor went to earth the nine realms planetshave kind of gone to chaos, so thor spends his time now going around cleaning up thatmess. meanwhile on earth jane foster is upset thatthor hasn’t said anything to her or come to her or contacted her or anything, whichyeah, that’s pretty fair. tony’s having a good time living the herolife but he didn’t come out of that wormhole totally ok though. he can’t sleep, he has like space ptsd,so he starts building the iron legion, an iron man army to keep him occupied.

nick fury’s looking at coulson’s corpseand thinking, well he’s not an avenger but he was a pretty fun guy, so he reactivatesproject tahiti to bring coulson back to life using that kree body. he also wipes his memory of the project everexisting. instead he’s given memories of sitting ina beautiful hut in tahiti. it takes him a little while to recover though. so now, there’s a dude called scott langwho is working at company called vistacorp when he finds out that they're cheating theircustomers out of money. after being fired for discovering this hebreaks into vistacorp and robin hoods millions

of dollars back to the customers. he also steals some of his old boss’s stuffand drives his car into his pool, just for good measure. he's then arrested and sent to jail for severalyears, but he knows deep down he did the right thing. iron man and war machine team up to take outa low level villain known as their melter who starts messing their stuff up, and soonafter the us government gives war machine a paint job and turns him into iron patriot. this is in response to those extremis explosionsthat everyone thinks are mandarin bombings

that are popping up more and more now. to make his mandarin cover up even more convincing,killian finds a washed up british actor called trevor slattery, gives him a makeover andpromises him drugs and boats and hookers if he’ll play this terrorist convincely. trevor accepts and does a pretty good job,making the world absolutely terrified of him and giving a face for these bombings, whilekillian is working him behind the scenes. tony’s still tinkering and making new suitsconstantly and this makes his relationship with pepper very strained. also the fact that he’s now mentally connectedto the suits and they almost attack pepper

in her sleep, yeah that doesn’t help either. pepper meets up with aldrich killian, who'strying to pitch his ideas to her, but it doesn’t go super well. happy hogan, now forehead of security at starkindustries, follows one of killian’s extremis henchmen to the chinese theater, where anotherextremis patient fails and blows up, seriously injuring happy. tony thinks this is another mandarin bombingand threatens the mandarin by giving him his home….address. not really how threat’s work tony.

surprise, aldrich killian sends helicoptersto blow up tony’s house, right when maya hansen had betrayed her boss killian and showedup to warn tony of these dangers. pepper and maya get out, and with the helpof his latest armor the mark 42, tony flies to tennessee where one of those mandarin bombingshappened. the suit runs out of power, and the worldthinks tony’s dead. but shield does nothing to investigate cuzi guess they were busy that day. tony meets this kid there called harley intennessee who gets him some help and a sandwich. he starts solving the mystery of the mandarinand these explosions and has a little encounter with some extremis guys before getting outof there.

he then heads out to kill the mandarin, buildingsome makeshift weapons along the way, and with the help of harley gets over his ptsd. he breaks into the mandarin playboy mansiononly to discover the truth about trevor slattery before being captured by aldrich killian. long story short, killian kills maya hansen,kidnaps pepper and injects her with extremis, and gets the iron patriot armor from rhodey. stark escapes and get his suit back but killianhas sent a henchmen to air force one in the iron patriot army as a trojan horse. while iron man saves most on board the plane,the president of the united states is still

kidnapped and strung up to be killed by oil. with the president out of the way, the vicepresident will become killian’s puppet, as he’s secretly working with killian forhis own reasons. this way killian will have the president ofthe united states and the world’s most feared terrorist under his control. not a bad plan. however, those plans are foiled when stark,rhodey, an extremis’d up pepper, and the entire iron legion save the president anddefeat aldrich killian and his extremis soldiers. in a gesture that ultimately wasn’t verylong lasting tony decides to blow up all of

his suits and devote more time to pepper. he also gets the extremis taken out of pepperand gets the arc reactor taken out of himself, but he’s still iron man … i guess. also he immediately starts building more ironman suits again, cuz you know he's paranoid about aliens still and wants to work on protectingthe entire world using his tech. this causes his and pepper’s relationshipto start to be a little strained again already, which ultimately leads to them taking a break. 2013after all of these adventures and strained relationships, tony needs a counselling sessionand so sits down with bruce to talk about

his problems. bruce is not a big fan of iron man 3 though. moving back to the more grounded world, thatguy from earlier carl lukas is framed by his secret brother willis and is sent to servea long prison sentence at seagate for a crime he didn’t commit. here he befriends a dude called squabbles,and starts getting picked on by other inmates and guards including a guy called rackhamand a guy called shades. he also starts bonding with a prison psychologistlady called reva connors. meanwhile in space somewhere, a geneticallyengineered being that looks like a racoon

called rocket and a sentient lovable treeman thing called groot are partners in crime. rocket’s pretty snarky and groot can onlysay i am groot. anyway they’re on a space station calledhub where they’re almost tricked into stealing some snail like creatures for this crime lordbut end up saving the snails instead….i know, one of the more riveting adventuresin the mcu. back in prison, carl lukas is forced to startfighting with other inmates for the entertainment of people like rackham, and rumors of prisonersbeing experimented on start circling. lukas trains and becomes a skilled fighterwith his buddy squabbles, and beats other prisoners for months.

after a while though, carl is sick of rackhamand his prisoner fighting ways so he threatens to expose him, but then in retaliation rackhamthreatens to kill reva, actually kills squabbles, and his henchmen like shades beat up carland put him in the infirmary. reva demands that a doctor do that experimentthat was mentioned earlier, which involves a serum to help heal you faster. probably another attempt at erskine’s supersoldier serum. while the experiment is happening, rackhamcomes in and things get messy. the tank overheats and give carl the powersof super strength and completely bulletproof skin.

there’s an explosion, rackham's killed,carl escapes with his new powers and goes to be with reva. they’re in love now and carl starts hisnew life by having all of his records deleted and gets his name changed to luke cage. soon after him and reva get married and thingsare looking up. matt murdock and foggy nelson now start uptheir own law firm to help people find justice, and at night matt murdock finds another wayto serve justice. matt hears his neighbor abusing their daughter,so after the police don’t do anything he does what any normal person would do, putson a mask, beats his neighbor senseless, and

starts becoming a night time blind vigilante. he still has all those fighting skills fromhis younger years, and his enhanced senses help. back at shield, phil coulson is now aliveand kicking again, and fury gives him some more resources and tells him to bring togethera shield team to do all sorts of fun missions, every tuesday evening. his team includes the quirky shield scientistsfitz and simmons, secretly hydra agent grant ward, and coulson manages to get melinda mayback in the field after her traumatizing previous experience.

their first mission comes when a guy who wasgiven hydra’s centipede program (that super super soldier serum, basically) surfaces andthey start following those leads. along the way they pick up daisy johnson,remember that inhuman orphan girl from before? she’s now a hacktivist for a group calledthe rising tide, don't worry they’re not important, but she ends up joining coulson’steam. now again, like i mentioned before, i’mjust gonna level with you here, agents of shield is a big show with a lot of plot threadsand details, and i’m just gonna cover it in pretty broad terms, so this doesn’t getsuper bogged down. just wanna say that before someone commentswhat about that one thing coulson did in season

2 episode 13? i can’t go into every tiny detail. so early on, this shield team is just kindafinding artifacts and bad guys, some of their escapades include finding a hydra weapon inperu, daisy and grant ward becoming much closer and training together, nick fury yelling atcoulson about his super suit, fighting a dude called scorch, jumping out of planes cuz ofchitauri viruses, and so on and so on. jessica jones is now in a pretty meh placein her life. she quits her job and meets up with trish. currently she’s just challenging guys inbars to strength contests and winning money

from it. trish gives jessica the idea to use her superpowersto be a real life superhero. she doesn’t want to until she’s dressedas a dumb sandwich, saves a woman, and feels the great feeling of being a hero. she starts having people, like her futurefriend malcolm from muggers, until she’s found by kilgrave, that prick with mind controlpowers from earlier. he stumbles upon her and sees her using herpowers and takes control of her mind, and holds her basically as a prisoner of months,where he can do whatever he wants with her, which is incredibly creepy.

at one point she tries to escape but fails. also in new york, luke cage befriends popwho's now an old friendly man running his barbershop. luke also later on opens up his own bar. meanwhile, cap and black widow and anothershield/secret hydra agent called brock rumlow are now going on missions on the regular forshield, although they oddly never cross paths with people who are presumably working inthe same building. anyway they take out some terrorists who stolea weapon called the zodiac from shield, and save professor sana amanat from being kidnapped.

regular shield stuff, you know, cap’s buildingup his shield cred. now wayy back in asgard, thor and the gangdefeat a frost giant who has magic cuz he wears the crown of fools. right about now thor is feeling pretty goodafter saving the world, so him and his buddies (including a guy called skurge) go on a questto rid the 9 planet/realms of all evils and threats. they do pretty well with the help from soslow mo jumps and finally bring peace with vanaheim being the last planet/realm thatthey save. just as this happens though, the convergencestarts again, which manes portals start opening

up that allow you to travel between the 9planet/realms. jane foster, erik selvig, and darcy get backtogether to investigate. jane foster accidentally gets sucked intoa portal which takes her right to where bor hid one of those infinity stones, the aether,aka the reality stone. she becomes infected with it and is sent backto earth. heimdall uses his cerebro powers and tellsthor that he can’t find jane anymore, so thor goes to earth to pick her up and takeher back to asgard to find out what’s wrong with her. meanwhile, across the universe, because theaether’s become active again malekith and

his dark elves from way back a the start ofthis story awaken again, and get dead set on getting that aether back. they invade asgard but don’t find jane orthe aether. so they stab thor’s mom and get out of there. thor then goes behind his father’s back...again,and takes loki and jane to svartalfheim to confront the dark elves. after a brief battle malekith takes the aetherout of jane and runs away with it, planning to send the universe into eternal darknessonce the convergence is full. loki is stabbed and survives, but he tricksthor into thinking he’s dead.

after thor has gone to london to fight malekith,loki sneaks his way back to asgard and tricks odin out of the throne, by banishing him toa retirement home on earth. loki then poses as odin and becomes the newking of asgard. thor fights malekith through many planet/realms,and eventually malekith and the dark elves are defeated. thor then heads back to asgard with the aether,not realizing that loki is pretending to be odin. thor then goes back to earth to be with jane,but eventually their relationship falls apart cuz let's be real, their chemistry wasn’tgreat.

also coulson and his shield team are promotedto glorified garbage men and are sent to clean up after the battle in london. sif and volstagg take the aether off to thecollector, this eccentric dude off in space who loves collecting things, who is currentlytrying to collect all 6 infinity stones, albeit slightly less aggressively than thanos. the asgardians leave it there cuz they alreadyhave the tesseract and they don’t wanna overload on infinity stones. the collector then contacts gamora, who hatesher dad thanos at this point and is willing to betray him, since he murdered her wholefamily, and asks her to get the power infinity

stone for him, right now sitting in some cavesomewhere inside a little orb. gamora sets about forming a plant to this. coulson’s shield team keep having adventures. they stop a telekinetic dude, they stop thatberserker staff from asgard, melinda may and grant ward have sex (yeah, bet you forgotthat was a plot line at one point), and they keep fighting centipede soldiers. also one of those centipede guys starts gettingfitted with cybernetic enhancements and eventually becomes another member of the deathlok program,and we’re just gonna call him deathlok. coulson also is getting more and more curiousabout how he really came back from the dead,

cuz when you think about it, sitting at thebeach in tahiti doesn’t usually resurrect people. this eventually leads to him finding the placewhere he was resurrected where he finds that kree body that helped bring him back. those kree fluids are also used to help savedaisy's life at one point. trevor slattery the mandarin actor is nowin seagate prison, and the real mandarin is suddenly not very happy about his name beingmistreated like this. he was fine with it when it was all explosionsthat made him seem terrifying, but now that it’s just some british fool, yeah that’sa problem.

so he sends some ten rings people in thereto take slattery to him where let’s be real he was probably horribly murdered. also justin hammer is in that prison, funfact. 2014so while asgard was being attacked by dark elves, that trickster lady called loreleiescaped. she goes to earth to cause some trouble butis apprehended by sif. coulson asks sif about aliens she’s metcuz he wants to know more about that kree corpse but sif is like nahhh. hydra’s leader now is a guy called baronvon strucker.

he manages to get loki’s sceptre out ofshield’s control with the help of hydra shield agent mark smith. plus, they get a bunch of chitauri weaponsleft over from the avengers fight. they use their resources to build a big basein the eastern european country of sokovia. hydra starts experimenting on local peoplethere with the sceptre, including wanda and pietro maximoff, who still wanna get revengeon tony stark. pietro gets superspeed from the experiments,while wanda gets telekinesis and energy manipulation vague powers. meanwhile, steve rogers has befriended thisdude called sam wilson, who used to use fancy

falcon wing suit in the military. he later goes on a mission with black widowto fight pirates who took over a shield ship, only to discover that black widow is gettinginfo from the ship's computer. he asks fury what’s up with that, so furyshows him what shield’s latest project is: project insight. basically 3 giant helicarriers that can killterrorists and bad guys before they even do bad things. steve’s like that’s not america and fury’slike well deal with it. however, unbeknownst to fury, the secret peopleinside of shield who are hydra, including

alexander pierce, are going to use it to takeout all of hydra’s potential enemies in steve then goes off visiting a now super oldpeggy carter, hitting on his neighbor who unbeknownst to him is peggy’s secret agentniece, and hanging out with his buddy sam. fury starts becoming a little suspicious ofproject insight, so he asks for it to be delayed. after this, alexander pierce gets out hydra’sold secret weapon, the winter soldier, to kill fury for doing that. fury escapes and tells cap that shield’scompromised, but then gets shot pretty bad by the winter soldier. he takes a pill that slows his heart downto appear as if he’s died, and sends cap

off with a usb to discover the truth. pierce then sends shield hydra people to killrogers but he escapes and with black widow goes to his old training base from the 40swhere he finds zola’s old computer brain. zola stalls him by explaining how hydra hasbeen inside shield this whole time, and then gets blown up by a missile. cap and black widow survive and head overto sam wilson, who takes them in and joins their little team, as both falcon and thegood looking man in the sunglasses. pierce sends the winter soldier to kill capand company, but after a fight steve discovers that he’s actually his old pal bucky andthis is obviously a little emotionally disturbing.

he’s then taken captive along with his palsbut they soon escape with help from maria hill and find out nick fury’s still alive. they then make a plan to take down the hydracarriers which involves 3 little computer chips, tom cruise style. also bucky is starting to remember steve butalexander pierce ain’t having any of that, so he puts his brain back in a blender. so cap and the team go to carry out the missionand succeed. action ensues, and after a lot of punchingin the face, bucky finally remembers fully who steve is and saves him from drowning.

hydra and shield’s secrets are then exposedto the world by black widow, pierce is killed, steve recovers, bucky goes to learn more abouthimself and eventually moves to bucharest and becomes obsessed with plums, that onesenator from before gets arrested, and brock rumlow gets crushed under a building and becomespretty horribly disfigured. he survives and takes on the name crossbones,wearing a special armored suit. also he doesn't work for hydra anymore, sincehe shoots some of their agents. he’s just a bad guy who wants revenge oncaptain america. cap and sam resolve to go off to find buckyand bring him back to being normal, meanwhile bucky’s off killing hydra scientists andtrying to become more human.

now as you would imagine with the shield team,yeah finding out everyone’s hydra is a pretty big mess. john garrett and grant ward are exposed andstart shooting people in the face, and a big battle between shield and hydra ensues. in the chaos that follows, the us governmentdeclares shield a terrorist organization, so that’s fun for coulson and the gang. john garrett breaks into shield’s facilitiesand steals a bunch of weapons from coulson’s past adventures. fitz and simmons end up in a medical pod whichgrant ward then chucks to the bottom of the

ocean. fitz almost sacrifices himself to save simmonscuz they’re in love , but nick fury shows up just in time to save them. nick fury and coulson then team up and eventuallydefeat garrett. and by defeat i mean vaporize. fury then makes coulson the new head of shield,and just so we’re up to date his team now includes this dude called mac, and this dudecalled triplett, and this dude called patton oswalt. fury goes into hiding now with the excellentdisguise of a beanie.

however, coulson is now starting to experienceside effects from being resurrected using kree fluids. and those side effects are he starts sketchinga map of that ancient kree city for inhumans to find everywhere, cuz that’s in his brainnow. meanwhile, this soon to be inhuman whose beenrunning around this show for a while now called raina goes to daisy’s dad, calvin, who isstill looking for her after all these years, and tells him she’s found his daughter. he really wants to see her, so he sets outto do that. fitz has been in a coma cuz he almost drowned,and now he’s got brain damage.

simmons is now sent to work undercover inhydra with the help of fellow shield agent bobbi morse. the shield team also recruits sassy britishman lance hunter and some other people but they’re not as important. the agents also start fighting this inhumancalled carl creel aka the absorbing man. back over to kilgrave now, he discovers thatthere’s a usb stick with information on it that he would like. however, it’s currently in possession ofguess who, reva connors (luke cage’s wife). so he gets jessica to find the usb for himand the orders jessica to kill reva.

jessica does it but it’s so traumatic thatshe manages to break free from kilgrave’s control and walks away. he is then promptly hit by a bus. jessica thinks he died but he survives andlater forces a guy to give him both of his kidneys so he can survive. fun. after all this jessica jones decides to becomea private investigator while luke cage is pretty devastated, and also running his bar. ok, now we’re going to go to space for quitea bit.

thanos is still looking for those infinitystones after loki sucked at getting the tesseract, so he enlists ronan the accuser, his old kreecrazy fanatic friend, to help him. in case you forgot, the kree are still atwar with the nova empire (the good police of space), and there was a peace treaty introducedthat the kree signed, but ronan went rogue and starts terrorizing xandarian people. xandar is the capital of the nova empire,i know these are a lot of weird names at once, i’m sorry. anyway, ronan with the help of thanos’ adopteddaughters nebula and gamora is now looking for the orb that contains the power infinitystone on places like praxius ix, but so far

no luck. also groot and rocket are still off collectingbounties, for example on this guy called baldo. so at this point everyone is looking for thisinfinity stone orb. thanos wants it to conquer the universe, gamorawants it so she can give it to the collector, and this random merchant wants it cuz it canprobably be sold for a lot of money. this merchant hires yondu and the ravagersto get it for him. peter quill, now going by the name star lord,is all grown up now and despite what they’ve taught him wants to move away from the ravagers. so he locates the orb and takes it for himself,just before running into ronan’s henchmen.

quill escapes and gamora is sent to retrieveit. on the planet of xandar, quill is attackedby gamora for the orb and by rocket and groot for a huge bounty on his head. in the end they’re all captured and sentto a prison called the kyln, where they meet drax the destroyer. drax’s family was killed by ronan underthe command of thanos so he wants revenge on both of those guys, which he intends ongetting through gamora. in the end these unlikely 5 team up to getout of the kyln, and get the orb to the collector so they can all get paid.

now they’ve got the ravagers (who are madat quill), the nova corps (who wanna uphold the law) and ronan (who wants the orb) allon their tale. they get to knowhere, a celestial head wherethe collector is. peter’s falling in love with gamora, draxand rocket are getting drunk and fighting, but eventually through all these distractionsthey do end up giving the orb to the collector. however, one of the collectors assistantstouches the stone and a big explosion happens, cuz it’s an infinity stone, which leadsgamora and quill to take the stone back. in a fit of drunk vengeance drax calls ronanto the planet to fight him, a fight which he loses.

badly. nebula tries to kill gamora in space and getsthe orb, but peter saves her at the last minute right as they’re captured by the ravagers. ronan now has the stone and decides to betraythanos, keeping it for himself and planning to destroy xandar and then thanos. the crew, now going by the name of the guardiansof the galaxy, eventually regroup and team up with the ravagers to guard...the galaxy. they team up with the nova corps and a bigclimactic battle ensues, during which groot sacrifices himself to save his new friends.

eventually after some battling and a danceoff, peter and the rest of the guardians grab the stone and kill ronan with it, saving theday in the process. peter is able to hold the power of the stonefor as long as he does because he’s part celestial. the guardians give the stone to the nova corpsto keep safe, and the guardians go off to become kind of guns for hire. also, rocket picks up a twig from groot’scorpse and plants it, creating a new groot in baby form, who grows with the team. meanwhile, the collector gets mocked by howardthe duck.

ego, the living planet celestial, hears aboutsomeone who held an infinity stone and realizes it must be a son of his that yondu never delivered. he then hatches a plan to get peter to hisplanet and to join their forces so he can consume everything or whatever his dumb planwas. nebula has escaped and is now hated by prettymuch everyone in the universe, but she really wants to kill her dad thanos. so she tries to steal some super powerfulbatteries from these aliens called the sovereign but is caught and taken prisoner. however, there’s a giant monster calledthe abilisk that’s slowly draining those

battery’s power, so the sovereign hire theguardians to defeat it. they agree to do so if they get nebula inpayment. after they succeed, however, rocket stealssome of their battery’s cuz he’s kind of a dick. and that’s not a joke, that’s really whyhe did it. *he stole batteries he didn't need* the sovereigndiscover this and send a fleet to kill the guardians, but ego shows up and destroys thefleet. he reveals himself as peter’s dad, and him,peter, gamora, drax, and ego’s helper mantis (who can read people’s emotions and makepeople feel emotions) go back to ego’s home

planet, aka his body. meanwhile rocket, baby groot, and nebula stayto repair their ship. meanwhile the ravagers and yondu are off onsome hooker planet celebrating their victory against ronan when yondu runs into sylvesterstallone after all these years. stallone gives a bit of foreshadowing abouthow yondu won’t have a nice ravager funeral, and yondu’s not too happy about it. but soon after the sovereign approach himand ask him and the ravagers to catch the guardians for them. they head to the planet where the guardianscrash landed and after a brief skirmish take

rocket, and baby groot prisoner. one of the ravagers, taserface, believes yonduis getting too soft, and stages a mutiny. nebula helps the ravagers take out yondu andthen goes off to kill her sister once and for all, cuz really she just wants to killher whole family at this point. yondu’s men are killed in the mutiny, buteventually yondu and rocket bond and then escape with the very very slow help of babygroot and yondu’s number 2 kraglin. yondu gets a new arrow controlling mohawkand they murder all of the ravager bastards in the coolest way possible. meanwhile on ego’s planet, ego is teachingpeter how to use his celestial powers, and

peter is loving it. something seems off though, and mantis isbecoming friends with drax and wants to tell him about ego’s deep secret, as in all thechild murdering. yondu knows about all that child murdering,so him, kraglin, baby groot and rocket get in a ship and jump across the universe tosave peter and the gang from ego. nebula gets to ego’s planet first and fightsgamora, and eventually they stop fighting and bond through nebula revealing why she’salways hated gamora. very sweet. peter is getting really into ego’s celestialthing while gamora and nebula discover the

cave of dead children under the surface ofego’s planet. peter is hypnotized by ego and almost goesalong with ego’s plan until ego reveals that he killed peter’s mom, at which pointpeter snaps out of it and a battle begins. the process of all the seeds ego planted transforminghas already begun, and stuff starts expanding all over the universe, including in missouri. the guardians fight ego and the sovereignas they’ve just arrived, peter and ego duke it out in the weirdest way possible, and ultimatelyyeah the guardians win and ego is no more. in the process, peter loses his celestialpowers, so he’s not totally op when infinity war comes.

however, to save peter, yondu redeems himselfand sacrifices his own life, freezing to death in outer space. yondu’s funeral follows, and all the ravagers,including stallone, come back to honor him since they’ve realized he wasn't such abad guy after all. nebula and gamora become somewhat loving sistersbut nebula leaves to find a way to kill thanos, which i guess takes her another 4 years toget around to doing. kraglin takes over yondu’s arrow, and stallonereunites an old ravager team in yondu’s honor. the sovereign, still pretty upset by the guardians,create adam warlock to be the ultimate weapon

against them, though that’s gonna take afew years to fully manifest. also this old man has been an informant forthese beings that watch the universe called the watchers. that’s all you need to know about him. nowww we can go back to earth. there’s this guy called jonathan pangbornis in an accident at the factory he works at and is paralysed. he seeks medical help and physical therapybut those do nothing for him, so he hears about kamar taj where the masters of the mysticarts still are and heads over there.

here he meets the ancient one and trains inthe way of the mystic arts, and eventually leaves as he can use the magic to walk again. 2015the shield team is having some more adventures, mainly revolving around trying to figure outthe mystery of those werid drawings coulson did. this includes may fighting an agent with amask that makes her look like may, which gets permanently burned onto her face. that guy werner reinhardt also comes backinto the limelight and gets his hands on the diviner again.

over in hell’s kitchen matt murdock confessesat his church about his vigilanteing, cuz he’s very catholic, but decides to keepit up anyway to make his city a safer place. in the same area reporter called karen pagediscovers some shady activity involving money laundering going on with a company and triesto tell one of its employees, but wakes up the next morning next to his dead body holdinga bloody knife. she’s accused of murder and gets nelsonand murdock to defend her. she's doing some investigating and so somepeople want her killed. matt, in his vigilante outfit, saves her. he’ll become known as the daredevil.

karen starts working as a secretary for nelsonand murdock after that. now ever since the chitauri invasion, a bunchof house prices dropped in new york or something real estate related like that, so there aremore russian gangsters and mobsters and all that taking advantage of the situation. wilson fisk, that deranged kid from before,returns home to make the city better, but better for him isn’t better for a lot ofpeople. also he falls in love with a woman calledvanessa and starts beating people’s heads in with car doors. so matt as daredevil fights back against him,involving lots of dark hallways and alleys

and beating up russians. in the process foggy discovers who he is andhas a big scene of acting. along the way matt also befriends a nursecalled claire temple, who finds out who he is and helps tend to his wounds. wilson fisk also starts working with madamegao and the hand, who besides trying to find cures for death and ruling the world and allthat are also just selling heroin and being pretty terrible people in new york. stick is also still kicking about. right now he’s out in the world trying tofind the black sky, the hand’s big secret

weapon. he discovers it's a little boy this time aroundso he kills him, not realizing that his old pal elektra is still also a black sky candidate. eventually wilson fisk is taken down by daredeviland sent to prison. on the other side of town, jessica jones isstill working as a pi. she’s still pretty upset about the wholekilgrave thing, and so she’s a pretty heavy drinker. at a point she’s hired by a dude named andreto investigate who's sleeping with his wife. turns out it’s luke cage.

at one point in her investigation she goesinto luke cage’s bar and her and luke later on have sex. however she realizes he’s the husband ofthat woman she murdered a while back and feels only ever so bad and leaves. her and cage don’t start out great, buteventually become friends after andre and his friends attack cage’s bar and her andcage fight them off together. soon after though, jessica discovers kilgraveis very much still alive and very much still doing evil things. she starts investigating all this with thehelp of her friend trish and other lawyer

friend (?) hogarth. kilgrave buys jessica’s old childhood homeand is generally being a real creep until he gets jessica to come over. he wants jessica to learn to love him withouthim using his powers on her, which is a good plan, since they don’t work on her. after earning his trust for a few days, jessicaand the gang kidnap kilgrave, put him in a tank and try to get a confession of all hiscrimes out of him. however, after his parents are brought into help, he manages to escape after killing his mom in a pretty brutal way.

long story short, after some more sadnessand running around, luke cage finds out jessica killed his wife, gets possessed by kilgrave,and tries to kill jessica because of that. jessica wins and snaps kilgrave’s neck. then she’s goes back to being a pi. also there’s this dude called simpson whoinitially is friends with jessica and the crew but eventually starts taking super steroidsthat make him a crazy murderer. he might come back later on. also claire temple meets luke cage here. let’s move over to another dimension, wheredanny rand is still training in that secret

magical city full of monks. he wants to become the iron fist, and he doesthis by fighting the giant fire breathing dragon called shao-lao the undying and plunginghis hands into it's molten heart. and inexplicably there is no footage of this. anyway, this gives him the power of the ironfist. great. the shield team is still dealing with inhumansand hydra. first grant ward goes off and kills his wholefamily in case you didn't get he’s a villain now.

then through a series of events, coulson killsreinhardt, the shield team finally find that kree city coulson’s been sketching, andthe diviner shoots out the terrigen mist and turns daisy into an inhuman. it also turns this girl raina into an inhuman,but daisy's more important. she gets super air shooting powers aka quakepowers. vibration manipulation, is the proper termfor it i believe. daisy also meets her dad at this point, whois a little weird and creepy. that inhuman from before, gordon, he comesand takes raina to afterlife. however, the kree are still up in space afterthe whole guardians of the galaxy thing ended

and they see that there’s been some divinerinhuman activity going on, so some kree police are sent down to earth to kill any potentialinhumans. the asgardians see this and send sif downto take care of it, but she gets beat up and mind wiped and ends up working with the kreeguys to help take down daisy. the team defends her and sif backs down. daisy is still pretty weirded out by her newpowers, so may gets her husband andrew garner to try to counsel her. now there’s a whole other plot line hereabout there being a second shield, the real shield, but in the grand scheme of thingsit didn't affect the situation that much.

daisy is also taken to the inhuman camp afterlifeand here she finally meets her mom jiaying, who trains daisy on how to use her inhumanpowers. daisy also befriends this inhuman dude namedlincoln and they get very close. now black widow is out on a mission fightingsome more hydra troops in sudan, and there are too many for her to handle so she callsin the rest of the avengers, who reunite once more. the avengers are now in the business of hydrahunting, and they do a pretty great job at coulson finds out that loki’s scepter andhydra’s main base of operations, including baron von strucker are hiding out in sokovia,and he tells maria hill about it.

hill tells the avengers and they start tomobilise. coulson also helps nick fury get an old helicarrierout of commission, cuz the rest were destroyed when shield was. the avengers get out there and take out baronvon strucker and bring the scepter home. they also meet pietro and wanda maximoff,who now work for hydra with their superpowers. the avengers get home and tony, despite beingcured by a little tennessee boy, is still really concerned that one day aliens are gonnacome and destroy the earth. so him and bruce secretly use loki’s scepter(which has an infinity stone in it) to create a super intelligent ai, which they call ultron.

basically to protect the world along withthe avengers. however, ultron wakes up and goes bad in amajor way, takes over some iron man suit parts, and crashes a big avengers party. he then goes off to sokovia, and because theyhate tony stark he’s able to recruit the twins to work for him, not telling them hisultimate plan, which is to wipe out all humans from the planet. ultron builds himself a new body but wantsto be even stronger, so he makes a deal to get some stolen vibranium from ulysses klauefrom way back, who still has that stolen vibranium. in the process he gets mad and lops off klaue’sarm, but klaue later gets it replaced with

a super high tech fake one. but more on that later. the avengers show up to stop ultron, but they’reincapacitated by wanda creating visions in their heads. hulk also goes rogue and destroys some propertybut tony, in his newly designed hulkbuster armor, stops him. the avengers need time to recuperate afterthis, so they go hide out at hawkeye’s house, where it turns out he’s got a wife and kid. thor’s still freaked out by what scarletwitch showed him so he goes takes a magical

bath and learns all about the infinity stones. back at hawkeye’s place tony and cap fight,nick fury meets up with them, and bruce banner and black widow continue to have a bit ofa romance that is destined to fail cuz they’re both so damaged in different ways. anyway in south korea ultron is building theperfect vibranium body for himself with the infinity stone (mind stone) from loki’sscepter in it's head. however, the twins find out ultron is planningon killing everyone in the world, not just tony stark, so they’re like well tony starkis probably better than the entire world being destroyed.

so they team up with the avengers. the avengers fight ultron in south korea andmanage to steal that perfect body he made. stark and banner try to put jarvis into theperfect body but all the other avengers are like, hey you tried to do this before andthis happened, so maybe don’t? but they do it anyway, and with some lightningfrom thor's hammer the body comes to life and becomes the vision, who actually is agood guy and is also kind of invincible. he proves his good intentions by lifting thor’shammer. so ultron's big plan is to lift up sokoviaand drop it like a meteor on to earth, killing everyone.

the avengers show up and fight, with helpfrom war machine who actually got the memo this time and nick fury in his helicarrier,and they defeat ultron in the end and save the day. not without any repercussions though, pietromaximoff dies saving hawkeye. also, a kid who was in sokovia doing charitywork is killed in the battle, as is the family of helmut zemo, a sokovian soldier and notterribly nice guy. zemo is so angry over the avengers indirectlykilling his family that he starts planning on how to get revenge. he realizes he can’t defeat them directly,cuz if a robot army couldn’t do that how

is this sad strange little man gonna do it. he instead takes a page out of the loki bookand decides to tear them apart from the inside. also, bruce banner hulks out and decides tofly off in the quinjet, which eventually ends up in space somehow. eventually it crash lands on the planet ofsakaar, a junk planet. because being on a foreign planet is prettystressful, banner stays in hulk form. he's found by valkyrie, who remember is nowa drunk who scavenges stuff, and she brings him to the grandmaster, this very weird eccentricguy (whose brother is actually the collector from earlier).

he runs an arena gladiator fighting thingon this planet and the hulk becomes his number 1 champion. over the next two years hulk fights in thearena, learns some basic speech, becomes closer to valkyrie, and overall is really just lovinglife. after all of this thor is still weirded outby his visions and goes off to look for the infinity stones. he goes around the universe for 2 years lookingfor them, which for the record is a marvel one-shot i would love to see, but is completelyunsuccessful. the avengers back on earth now set up basein new york and move away from avengers tower,

with a big fancy new facility. cap and black widow are going to train scarletwitch, falcon, war machine, and vision(?) to become real avengers. why the indestructible laser shooting hyperintelligent robot who can lift thor’s hammer needs training, i’m not entirely sure on. tony’s also there, but he’s a little preoccupiedwith the relationship problems he’s now having with pepper. they end up taking a bit of a break. meanwhile in space, thanos is getting realsick of everyone failing to get him his infinity

stones, so he decides he’s gonna do it himself. and by that i mean he’s gonna wait threeyears to do it. but he starts planning now, which involveshim getting a big ol glove called the infinity gauntlet that will let him hold the stonesonce he finds them. back on earth, the shield team gets to theinhuman camp and shield wants to register all the inhumans on a big list, so they’reall accounted for or whatnot. kind of like an inhumans version of the sokoviaaccords, which we’ll get to. however, the inhumans at the camp predictablydon’t like this, and people start realizing that jiaying is kind of evil, so a big fightensues.

in the war which is really more of a battlebetween shield and the inhumans that follows, jiaying is killed and coulson loses his arm. also those terrigen inhuman making crystalsend up in the ocean and spread into pills and all sorts of stuff, so now inhumans startpopping up more and more around the world. also, may’s husband, garner, he gets inhumanifiedand turns into this horrible monster, called lash. also grant ward wants to try to start up hydraagain, even though the avengers just finished getting rid of it, so that’s a thing. daisy also says goodbye to her dad, who wasn’tsuch a bad guy after all, and he gets his

memory erased and starts a new life. may decides to take a break from shield andfitz and simmons finally start dating. however, right as they’re getting going,simmons is in the same room as the monolith, which shield has now. in case you don’t remember, that’s theportal through which you go to another terrible ugly planet where that original inhuman monsterhive lives, who was the inspiration for hydra. by the way, quick pause in the video here,i really hope it doesn't feel like i’m talking down to you people by saying, in case youdon’t remember and that sort of stuff a lot.

i genuinely just wanna make this as not confusingas possible, cuz especially for people who aren’t huge fans or haven’t watched allof this already, i imagine all of this information is slightly hard to keep track of. so hey, just trying to help. anyway, yeah, simmons is sent to that place,and meets that astronaut who was abandoned there a long time ago. they become friends and survive together. so after many years of service, frank castlereturns home to his family from the military and the shady cerberus days and it's supernice and emotional.

however, around this time, a guy in cerberusleaks what cerberus was actually all about, including the video of that innocent guy beingshot, to this guy called david but nicknamed micro. we’ll get back to that in a sec. agent orange frames frank for doing this cuzyou know he’s not a big fan of frank’s and so with the help of the cerberus squad,including frank's supposed best friend billy russo, he sets up a three way gun fight betweenthree gangs in a park to kill frank and his family. frank’s wife and children are brutally killed,and frank is shot in the head but survives.

after this frank is enraged and devastatedand so decides to take matters into his own hands. he uses his military training and pure angerto hunt down and kill everyone in the gangs involved with his family’s death. he does this under the vigilante guise ofthe punisher. first he has to make a plan though, so thattakes a little time. now micro is a hacker and nsa analyst, whoused to help out daisy when she was working as a hacker. so now he gets this info about cerberus doingillegal stuff and he starts leaking it, so

agent orange tries to get him killed. his men shoot micro and think the kill him,but really the bullet hit his phone and so he survived. cuz phones are bulletproof in this world! micro then goes into hiding and pretends tobe dead, even from his wife and kids who he watches from security cameras. scott lang has finally finished serving histime in prison for his crime that really wasn’t that bad and is released, going to stay withhis old cellmate and pal luis. he wants to see his daughter but his wifehas moved on to another guy and so that’s

difficult for him. he meets with luis’ new friends krut anddave, and tries to get a job at baskin robbins but baskin robbins always finds out. darren cross, hank pym’s old protege, isnow running pym tech with hank’s daughter hope while hank is out in the world. based on the old myths of hank as the ant-mancross has developed his own version, called the yellowjacket suit. only this one is way deadlier and flies andshoots lasers. cross also plans to sell this tech to hydraand the ten rings and just the worst people.

hank’s not happy about this and tries tothink of a plan to stop. he’s been aware of scott lang ever sincethe very public vista corp job, and he thinks scott could be a good candidate to take downthe yellowjacket stuff before it gets into the wrong hands. through a series of people hank gives scotta tip about his mansion to rob (cuz he wants to see how good scott really is), which scotteventually does, only to find the ant-man suit. he takes it, tries it on, and is terrifiedby the experience. hank is impressed with scott’s skills, butwhen scott tries to return the suit he’s

caught by the police. hank helps break him out of jail and tellshim his predicament with cross. hope is not awfully happy with how thingsare developing, as she wants to wear the ant-man suit and take down cross. but hank doesn’t let her because of howher mother died all those years ago. so they train scott until he becomes greatat the shrinky shrinky stuff. he even befriends an ant called ant-hony. scott also starts to get romantically involvedwith hope, and hank reveals how her mom died and she’s all oh i totally understand andforgive you now dad even though really you

could’ve told me this sooner, i’m an adultyou know. but yeah not they’re good now. scott needs a device from an old avengersbase to steal the yellowjacket suit, so he goes there only to discover that it's beenrenovated and is now that new avengers base. he’s met by falcon, who fights him and isdefeated, but also impressed by his abilities. let’s just call it scott’s good fortunethat it wasn’t vision who was on patrol that day. also by the way cross is kinda going crazycuz pym particles messes with your brain. after all this, scott goes in to steal theyellowjacket suit but gets caught, so him

and cross fight for a while from a briefcasedown to scott’s daughter’s bedroom. to save his daughter and kill cross, scottgoes subatomic and saves the day, but is temporarily trapped in the quantum realm. however he manages to get out of it and all'sgood. after all this, hank believes that hope isready to become a hero too and gives her the wasp armor. scott goes back to his family and his daughterand his wife and everyone’s happy. now we’re gonna go back to the moon realquick, a place we haven’t been for a while, where the goat man inhuman and potentiallythe most unlikable character in this entire

universe….inhuman are arguing about thisamerican flag. i’m literally only mentioning this justso you don’t totally forget that there’s this entire inhuman civilization living onthe moon. back on earth the toomes salvagin companyshows up in the area where sokovia used to be and picks up some ultron tech to sell,and some of this ends up in the hands of hydra. hydra uses it to build a giant robot calledultimo, but the avengers show up, at least those who are left, and defeat it. now we’re gonna get into the netflix worldfor a while. first off, jessica jones gets a new job fromjoy meachum, the sister of ward meachum, who's

running rand enterprises while being manipulatedby his dad, who's being controlled by the hand. i’ll give that a second to sink in. anyway she gets jessica to investigate thepeople at rand so she can blackmail them later on if need be. also, wilson fisk is still *in the hizzy*and by hizzy i mean jail. because he’s such a big crime boss he startsmaking connections there. now frank castle has finally gotten all theresources he needs to kill the gangs he thinks were solely responsible for his family’smurder, so he starts going around doing that

in the most brutal way possible, startingwith he irish mafia and a gang called the dogs of hell. this is all happening in or near hell’skitchen, and matt murdock starts noticing this stuff, so he starts investigating. eventually as daredevil (in a new and improvedsuit by the way) he comes face to face with the punisher, which ends with a bullet tohis face. matt’s seriously injured but survives. foggy and matt keep fighting about the vigilantestuff, while castle keeps going around the city, killing pedofiles and such.

eventually castle manages to kidnap daredevil,chaining him to a chimney, where they learn about each other’s pasts and ideologies. castle tapes a gun to daredevil’s hand,pulls up a criminal, and tells him to either shoot the criminal or he’s gonna do it,cuz castle thinks not killing your enemies isn’t the way to go. although i feel like a lot of the people daredevilhas fought daredevil did try to kill. anyway, daredevil breaks out and has to fightthrough some angry bikers castle unleashes on him. later on frank gets kidnapped by the irishwho brutally torture him, but eventually he

gets out with daredevil’s help. he explains his situation and him and daredevilare cool now but then he’s arrested. matt thinks the craziness is now over butnope, just now elektra shows up, his old girlfriend and ninja and potential secret weapon forthe hand. and she’s like hey let’s start fightingcrime together cuz i see you’re doing that now, and so they do. they fight the yakuza mainly. also elektra makes matt’s relationship withkaren a little complicated. over with frank, he explains to karen whathappened to his family and they bond and become

besties. so daredevil and elektra are going aroundfighting the yakuza and ultimately come across this giant pit the hand is digging in orderto get dragon bones and to become immortal, yeah that’s still going on. they’re attacked by hand ninjas until stickshows up to save the day. meanwhile on the lawyer side of things thepunisher trial happens, and during that frank is all i am the punisher and then he getssent to jail where he meets wilson fisk. fisk is like, frank my biggest rival in thisprison helped to kill your family, take care of that for me, and frank’s like *my pleasure*.

so he does, but then fisk double crosses himand tries to have him killed, but frank is just too good for that. so fisk lets him go and the punisher tellsfisk he’ll kill him when he sees him again and so hey there’s your future season setup. frank gets out of jail, and meanwhile daredevilfights nobu again, this ninja he thought he’d killed before, who was brought back by thehand and also there are little kids being drained of their blood also for resurrectionpurposes? through some more shenanigans the punishergoes out to kill the guys involved with his family's murder, him and daredevil still haveconflicting ideologies, and the punisher ends

up killing his old marine buddy. elektra and stick have a falling out and sostick tries to have elektra killed and she doesn't like that so she tries to kill him. daredevil saves the day and stick’s kidnappedby the hand, so he goes and saves stick but while he’s doing that nobu reveals thatelektra is a black sky and should be leading she almost does but ends up joining daredevilinstead and they fight the ninjas together, real the last jedi moment right there. after a hostage situation daredevil and elektrago up against like an infinite supply of ninjas and elektra ends up sacrificing herself fordaredevil.

the punisher also shows up at the last minuteto give daredevil an assist, which is pretty awesome, not gonna lie. nobu is killed for real this time by stickand the good guys win...for now. except the hand takes elektra’s body anduses their dragon magic to bring her back to life so she can work for them. one of the five leaders of the hand, the mainone, alexandra, comes to oversee her resurrection. foggy now works for hogarth from jessica jones,matt reveals he’s daredevil to karen, and the punisher goes off to kill everyone elsewho was involved with his family's murder. micro also wants some answers about the wholecerberus thing and so goes into frank’s

house and puts the cd there with the videoof castle’s unit in afghanistan torturing and killing that innocent guy, which frankfinds and takes with him. tiny little break from the grounded stuffhere, a witch, just straight up witch shows up in london and steals a magical artifactcalled the dark scepter. however, wong, kaecilius, and more mastersof the mystic arts show up and stop her. little reminder that there’s magic in thisworld. back to the streets now, luke cage is workingat pop’s barber shop. and again, i know people will disagree onwhat year’s these netflix shows in particular take place in, they are confusing, but basedon the research i did this seems to check

out. anyway, luke also works at a bar and on oneevening because he's such a player he starts flirting with detective misty knight. the club where luke is working is also ownedby cornell stokes who is more commonly known as cottonmouth and is a bigshot crime bossnow. his cousin mariah is a city councilwoman andis also pretty shady, just more lowkey than cottonmouth. cottonmouth’s trying to sell hammer techfrom justin hammer for some good money but the operation goes wrong.

luke’s secret half brother willis strykeris also involved here at the highest level, he’s a big criminal now. he’s now called diamondback, and he’scottonmouth’s boss basically, and so he sends in his buddy shades to make sure everything'srunning smoothly. pop and cottonmouth are still cool cuz theyused to be friends back in the day but because the guy who caused the deal to go wrong isinvolved with pop, one of cottonmouth’s goons goes against his orders and shoots upthe barbershop, killing pop. through this luke and cottonmouth start fightingand luke’s all like, i didn't really care before but now you’re on my radar, so stopdoing illegal stuff and cottonmouths like

no, so luke cage starts messing up his operation. luke also teams up with claire temple, daredevil’sold pal, to both fight crime and start a romance. eventually cottonmouth gets his hands on somebullets that can actually penetrate luke’s impenetrable skin. before he can use them though, him and mariahend up having an argument and so she murders him with a mic stand and becomes the new bigcrime boss with shades’ help. diamondback decides to team up with her, settingout a plan, he’ll run the crime world in harlem while mariah does all the boring politicalstuff. he also shoots luke cage twice with thosemagic bullets and reveals that he’s his

actual brother. claire takes luke to the doctor who originallydid the experiment on him and bathes him in acid or boiling water or something painfuland basically he’s restored to full strength. meanwhile diamondback and mariah are runninglike a smear campaign against luke cage to turn the people of harlem against him. they do this through politics and super shockgloves. luke comes back and fights diamondback andthe police. eventually diamondback shows up in a terriblesupersuit and him and luke have a punch up. luke wins in the end against diamondback,partly with the help of new york, spider-man

style. despite all his heroics and proving himselfa good guy to the police and the people of harlem, luke is sent back to prison cuz he’sbeen discovered as carl lukas from back in the day, who if you’ll remember despitebeing innocent broke out of prison and so still needs to serve his time. however, one of his barbershop friends hasa file that proves his innocence so he’s getting out soon. also, diamondback is taken in by that doctorwho did those experiments on luke, so he’ll probably have some modifications the nexttime we see him.

claire is a little bummed that luke is injail and they can’t get a cup of coffee for a while, but she keeps herself occupiedbut starting martial arts training with help from colleen wing, that martial artist who'stechnically part of the hand but doesn’t really know that the hand is evil. a bunch of little stuff happens here now. firstly, that kid who iron man saved a whileback, peter parker, he gets bitten by a radioactive spider, which gives him special abilitieslike super strength, the ability to climb up walls, and having a dead uncle. because he’s a genius kid he also designsweb shooters that shoot super strong webs.

because he’s a good kid he realizes thatif he doesn’t help people using his new powers, he’s responsible for when bad stuffhappens. so he designs a pajama looking costume, takeson the name spider-man, and starts fighting little crimes in queens. with the masters of the mystic arts, the ancientone and mordo fight and defeat a group called the dragon raiders, just fyi. also, falcon is still pretty impressed bythat ant-man guy he saw a while back and he think he could be a valuable asset to theteam. so he finds a way to get in touch with himthrough luis, about potentially joining the

avengers. scott’s like well….i kinda wanna staywith my daughter right now, but if you really need me, yeah just give me a call. we haven’t heard about the shield team ina while, but they’re still doing stuff. remember how may’s husband andrew turnedinto an inhuman called lash? well he did, and he’s now a giant inhumanmonster whose sole purpose really is to hunt other inhumans. with tons of new inhumans popping up aroundthe world now shield’s main mission objective right now is protecting inhumans and trainingthem.

this is made harder cuz the government createsa group called the atcu which is designed to track down superpowered people like inhumansand take them in. basically they’re designed to replace shieldnow that shield has had to go underground. the head of the atcu is that guy malick, whoonce more is a big secret hydra guy, cuz if you thought we were done with hydra yet youwere sorely mistaken. the reason this atcu exists is so hydra canget a hold of all of the inhumans and then use them, you guessed it, to make a supersoldier army, cuz i’m not kidding, that’s seriously 99% of hydra’s plans. so shield and the atcu are fighting, fitzis trying to get simmons off that alien planet

which he eventually does, and ward is stilltrying to rebuild hydra and he gets baron von strucker’s way less cool son wernerto join him. in a nutshell the main thing is shield istrying to start up a team of inhumans while lash the inhuman-hunting monster is out theregoing after them. think of lash as like a less strong or coolversion of the hulk, he changes into this monster at different times. 2016coulson is also getting pretty close to the a higher up at the atcu who isn’t actuallyevil but then ward shoots her in the throat so coulson’s like maaaaan i’m totallygonna have to crush your chest later.

hydra also wants to get to the maveth cuzthey wanna bring that inhuman back cuz they think it’ll be like a big secret weaponfor them. so ward, fitz, and coulson end up on thatalien planet and coulson’s like man i told you ward and he crushes ward’s chest withhis robot hand and goes back to earth. you think that’s the end of ward but thenthe super powerful tentacle inhuman, hive, possesses ward’s corpse and makes its wayback to earth. hive is now leading hydra through ward’sbody and he’s absorbing people for strength and you know, typical evil villain stuff. so danny rand is still in k’un lun, nowguarding the pass cuz he’s the iron fist

and that’s what the iron fist does. however he starts missing home and gets boredcuz he’s kind of a spoiled brat and also a thundering dumbass, so he just straightup runs away when the pass is open and decides to go back to new york to take back his company,cuz that’s how he thinks it works. it doesn’t work though cuz his old friendsjoy and ward meachum, different ward, just go with it, think he’s a crazy homelessperson. understandably. ward is still running the company with helpfrom his fake-dead dad harold, who's still being controlled by the hand, which he’sstarting to get kinda sick of.

danny becomes friends with colleen wing, thatmartial arts girl (at the dojo he also meets claire temple) but then is put in a mentalinstitution. he breaks out though with the power of theiron fist, starts getting kinda romantic with colleen, and proves to his friends that itis actually him. he gets his company back with the help ofjeri hogarth, from jessica jones’ adventures. he kinda sucks at business though cuz he’sbeen living in a monk city in another dimension the past decade. he ends up meeting harold, who's like heywe should work together cuz i’m kinda sick of the hand controlling me so can you go killthem all and danny’s like yea that’s my

main purpose in life, i hate the hand, soi can totally do that. madame gao of the hand is still selling heroinand danny’s not happy about that, so he ends up meeting her and agreeing to a seriesof challenges. the loser has to get out of of the city. danny wins but madame gao breaks the promise,plus she's got ancient society superpowers so there’s not much he can do about it. danny keeps constantly sucking at runninghis company so he’s voted out by the board along with the meachums. ward’s also super pissed at his dad haroldcuz he took all his money so he kills harold,

but harold comes back thanks to the hand. danny, colleen and claire go to china andtake madame gao. harold is like hey ward you killed me so i’mgonna frame you for drug possession, and so ward gets locked up in the mental institute. harold now gets joy to be his new number 2. danny also meets bakuto, colleen’s old teacher,who is secretly also one of the 5 leaders of the hand. danny finds out about this and isn’t a fan. now this guy called davos is danny’s oldfriend from kun lun.

he shows up to help danny and colleen joinshim too, seeing that the hand probably isn’t that good in the end. after helping davos is like hey, the pathto kun lun is open right now and you’re supposed to be protecting it, what the hellman, and danny’s like wellll you know it was boring. danny then decides to team up with haroldand joy to take down the hand and bakuto, but bakuto is now working with ward and longstory short bakuto is defeated but runs away, davos is mad at danny but they work it out,kind of. danny then gets framed from drug stuff andgoes on the run, harold is the bad guy in

the end and tries to take over the companyagain. danny and ward in a big final battle teamup, kill harold and burn his corpse so he won’t come back to life. now ward is running the company, and davosteams up with joy and maybe madame gao to kill danny down the line. the hand then sends a team led by elektrato kun lun which has again no iron fist protecting they kill a bunch of monks there, it’s prettybrutal. the entrance is then closed for safety, sono one knows when it’ll open again. danny goes back to check out the pass to kunlun and finds kun lun gone and somewhat bloody,

and he realizes he probably should’ve stayedto protect it. also luke cage sends claire a letter fromprison cuz they’re kind of a thing now. over in kamar-taj, at this point, kaeciliusis starting getting kinda psised with the ancient one cuz he feels like his trainingisn’t giving him what he wants, and he starts having some friction with most of the mastersthere. he also finds out that the ancient one isdrawing power from the dark dimension, which he thinks is pretty hypocritical, cuz he wantsto use the dark dimension to see his dead family again and to grant immortality butthe ancient one told him no. so he tells a bunch of people that the ancientone is withholding info and that they should

bring dormammu to earth to engulf it in eternityor whatnot, and a group forms to rise up against the ancient one. they break into the library in kamar-taj andsteal some pages from the ancient one’s book about the dark dimension. the ancient one tries to stop them but theyget away in the end. at one point around here as well, the shieldteam goes to mexico and meet this inhuman called yi yo who has super speed who eventuallyjoins their ranks and starts becoming romantically involved with mack. also bobby and hunter leave the team cuz theywere supposed to have a spinoff show but that

didn’t happen. some more adventures ensue, shield now hasan inhuman team, but hive the inhuman hydra god basically takes control of daisy's mindcuz he can do that and turns her against the team. she also has a vision of the future whereone of them dies. another important detail, there’s this groupcalled the watch dogs which is basically inhuman racist who are going around killing inhumans. hive’s big plan by the way is to make everyhuman in the world an inhuman, so he goes and gets dr radcliffe, a scientist who hethinks can help him recreate the original

kree experiment that made inhumans in thefirst place. he realizes he needs actual kree blood todo it so he sends a signal to the kree to get some to come down, and they do. in the fight that ensues they’re both takenout and made useless. however, some kree blood in daisy is used,from when she was saved with that original kree corpse, long story doesn’t really matter. the experiments go half right, as in it turnspeople into these gross disfigured mindless things. meanwhile, scott lang after his success withthe cross job is still training as ant-man

with hank and hope, and at some point herehe upgrades his suit and tests out new tech that allows him to become giant. he tries it once and passes out, but hey itworks. peter is continuing to spider-man around hiscity, at one point stopping a car crash and getting caught on camera. the footage is uploaded to youtube and catchesthe eye of tony stark, who keeps it in his watch later until he really needs it. he’s got bigger stuff to think about rightnow, cuz right around this point people are starting to take more notice of how much damagethese superheroes have caused to the world

in their superheroing. the guy who's all over this is general rossfrom the hulk days. he meets with the president and is appointedsecretary of state, and they start talking about how they can keep this stuff more incheck. they start to from the ideas for the sokoviaaccords, basically a way of regulating superheroes with more oversight by forcing them to registerwith the government. while all this is happening, frank castlecontinues his killing spree of people who were involved with his family’s murder,going from truck murder to sniper murder to bathroom murder, eventually getting what hethinks is all of them.

he then decides to move on with his life,cuz hey the whole point of the punisher is to avenge his family, so that’s done now. that he knows of…. also after elektra’s death matt has stoppedbeing daredevil for a few months now, cuz he’s just too sad. things aren’t all bad though, foggy nelsongets some help from that guy from the barbershop and clears luke cage’s name and luke getsout of prison. luke meets up with claire and they get thatcoffee they’d wanted. jessica jones comes across elektra duringone of her cases, who's still doing whatever

the hand wants. remember, hand objective: dragon bones, undernew york, immortality. the only problem is those dragon bones areessential foundations for the city, so the removal of them is causing serious earthquakesand could eventually lead to the whole city collapsing. the hand is also hiring a bunch of harlemkids to help them kill and or clean up the messes left by their enemies. luke cage hears about this and he’s likei gotta protect the people of harlem, and danny rand hears about this and he’s likei gotta take out the hand, so this leads to

them crossing paths and having a bit of afight. however they become friends because of theirmutual friend claire. through fortuitous circumstances, jessicais tracking a guy connected to the hand and matt murdock ends up being her lawyer andalso gets interested in the case, so all 4 of them end up at the hand’s building andstart fighting their ninjas. elektra is sent in to daredevil’s surprisebut doesn’t remember him, remind you of anyone (bucky), but they manage to get outof there and go hideout at a chinese restaurant where they become more acquainted. stick gets kidnapped by the hand but getsout of there by cutting off his own hand,

get it, and goes to talk to the team. alexandra and the hand follow him. you see, alexandra (and the hand as a whole)needs iron fist alive cuz his iron fist is the key to opening the gate to those sweetdragon bones. a fight happens, elektra starts to rememberwho she is, ahem (bucky) and the defender's get their hands on one of the hand’s mainleaders. also yeah, their superhero team name is thedefenders. this guy’s not of much help though and sostick cuts his head off. the hand’s not very happy about this cuzthey’re running out of their immortality

juice. the defenders start arguing though cuz they’relike if the hand need you iron fist, we should probably hide you away and danny does whathe does best and is a whiny baby about the situation. so they all punch him for a while and thentie him up. however, stick in typical stick fashion thinksdanny might end the world so i’m gonna kill him, but elektra shows up and kills stickand takes the iron fist to the hand. she also kills alexandra, cuz she wants tobe in charge, i guess. daredevil and jessica jones find out moreabout that hole daredevil found a while back

where the hand’s digging for dragon bones. after a little fight with the police the defender'sminus danny fight the hand, plus they’ve got colleen’s help. danny accidentally opens the gate to the dragonbones cuz of course he does, and now the defender's are fighting the hand and elektra, while they’realso trying to blow up the building so the hand can’t destroy new york. bakuto is killed, misty knight loses an arm,and the defender's win and get out of there, but daredevil stays back to talk to buckyi mean elektra. he gets through to her, the building collapseson them as they’re kissing, and then he's

saved by some nuns….i think. look, the day is saved, and matt doesn’tactually die. thank god. now it’s time to introduce another veryimportant character, yay! stephen strange is an amazing surgeon buthe’s also super arrogant and kind of a dick to his ex-girlfriend who also works with himcalled rachel mcadams. one day he’s driving and texting and hecrashes his car, crushing his amazing surgeon he hates his life cuz he can’t be an awesomesurgeon anymore and he's somehow even more awful to his ex than usual, really his lifeis just falling apart.

he starts trying to find ways to heal himself,however ridiculous. eventually he comes across jonathan pangborn,the guy who trained with the ancient one and was cured, so strange heads to kamar taj. when he gets there, mordo (one of the masters)takes him to the ancient one, who shows him all of the crazy alternate dimensions thereare, or at least the trippiest ones. he’s like help me learn and she’s likeno you’re gross and sad and a terrible person, but then he pleads and stays at her door andso she reluctantly changes her mind. so strange starts learning how to controlthe mystic arts and other dimensions and make hologram shields and whatnot with the helpof mordor, the ancient one, and the bookkeeper

wong, whom he befriends. he learns about the different sanctums andhow they protect the world, and trains for several months. along the way he also stumbles upon the timestone sitting in that handy necklace the eye of agamotto, and he discovers how to bendtime with it. mordo and wong are like dude don’t do that,you could get stuck in a time loop….hmmmmmmm. anyway at one point he gets dumped on mt everestfor his training, look while all this other stuff is happening, just remember stephenstrange is getting great at magic this whole time.

so cap and the new avengers are all trainedup and going on missions. they’re also still looking for bucky. they hear about an ex hydra agent in lagosand think it might finally be bucky, but as they get there they realize it’s actuallybrock rumlow aka crossbones, who unbeknownst to them is planning on suicide blowing uphimself and captain america. after a fight he tries this, but scarlet witchstops him. in the process though, she blows up a bunchof people in a building, which is the last straw needed for the sokovia accords to bepushed through. some of those killed are relief workers fromwakanda, which draws king t’chaka and his

son prince t’challa into the mix. meanwhile tony’s off giving some motivationat mit when he’s confronted by the mom of one of those people killed in sokovia who'slike while you were making jokes and putting people in bathtubs my son died, so tony’spretty bummed out by this and this helps him agree with the sokovia accords and try topush them through. king t’chaka of wakanda also supports theaccords cuz wakandans were killed. general ross shows up and tells the avengersthat the un has decided they need to have oversight with these accords, which some ofthem are all for and some, including captain america, are all against.

they’re arguing but cap gets the messagethat peggy carter has died in her sleep, which doesn’t help the situation. also reminder that tony’s still on a breakwith pepper, which has left him pretty emotionally unhappy. while all of this is happening, zemo thatguy whose family died in sokovia, realizes the winter soldier is the key to tearing theavengers apart. so he finds an old hydra officer and stealsthe key to reactivating bucky’s mind control and eventually gets his hands on a video tapeof bucky killing tony’s parents. these are all the perfect ingredients forsome civil war.

steve goes to peggy’s funeral and findsout this girl who he really has 0 chemistry with is her niece, go figure. the avengers then head to vienna where theaccords are being signed. here prince t’challa meets and becomes friendswith black widow. however, zemo’s plan continues as he blowsup the meeting, pretending to be bucky while doing it. t’chaka is killed, and this sends t’challaon an angry hunt for bucky, who is currently still living peacefully in bucharest. peter parker also sees the bombing on thenews, and he’s all like man i hope i don’t

get dragged into that in the very near future. also at the bombing there’s this journalistcalled jeffrey mace, who's trying to hide but trips, and so in a picture looks likehe’s saving people. so he becomes known as a hero and the governmentstarts giving him super strength drugs cuz of course they do. eventually he’s promoted to be the new headof shield. cap finds bucky in bucharest trying to tellhim that everyone’s after him now cuz he’s been framed when the police show up to takehim in. a big chase ensues where t’challa dons theblack panther suit as the mantle’s now been

passed down to him, to try and kill bucky. cap, falcon, bucky, and t’challa are caughtand taken to a facility where their stuff they’re scolded for a bit and meet everettross, this government dude. that’s more or less his character for now. tony and steve talk things out but it goesnowhere, and zemo gets into the facility pretending to be a psychiatrist and gets the winter soldierunder his control. a big fight ensues involving a bunch of avengers,which culminates in zemo escaping and cap and falcon running off with bucky. bucky reveals that there are 5 other wintersoldiers in cryofreeze in siberia and that

zemo is probably planning on reactivatingthem to take over the world. in reality, zemo goes to siberia to lure capbucky and iron man there, in order to show how bucky killed tony's parents so they’llkill each other. he has no use for the winter soldiers andso he shoots all of them. so the government tells tony to go get capand bucky back, and cap needs a superhero team in order to get to siberia. so he, falcon and bucky get their stuff back,cap calls in hawkeye, who helps get scarlet witch on their team after a brief confrontationwith vision which really should’ve ended with hawkeye being incinerated, and falconrecommends ant-man.

tony also has a pretty good team with rhodey,black widow, t’challa, but he doesn’t think it’s quite enough. he believes that that spider-man vigilantehe saw on youtube could be of help, so he figures out it's actually peter parker andgoes to recruit him, which works. you know, instead of going for the well knownvigilantes that work very close by, he goes for the 15 year old kid. happy’s sent to pick up peter and take himto germany and peter decides to vlog the whole tony also gives him a way upgraded spider-mansuit to use. cap and his team are in an airport in germanyto get to siberia and so tony’s team shows

up to stop them. there’s a huge battle, and with the helpof a distraction from giant man cap and bucky get away. black widow also helps them cuz she owes capa favor. while trying to stop them vision accidentallydisables rhodey’s war machine armor, causing him to plummet to the ground and become paralysed. tony’s like what the hell man how is thispossible and vision’s like i don’t know. the rest of cap’s team is arrested and sentto this superpowered prison called the raft, and peter is sent on his way home, still superexcited about the experience.

however tony soon realizes he’s made a terriblemistake after he discovers evidence that cap was actually telling the truth about buckybeing innocent, so he heads off to help them in siberia, followed closely by black pantherwho still wants some bucky revenge. they all get there, zemo reveals his evilplan which makes t’challa realize bucky’s innocent, and then shows tony the video ofhis parents being murdered by bucky. blinded by rage a fight breaks out in whichbucky loses his metal arm, and ultimately ends with cap winning. tony yells that cap doesn’t deserve hisshield and cap, being just the best human being, is like yeah you're probably right.

outside, t’challa finds zemo and decidesnot to be vengeful anymore and stops him from killing himself. he meets bucky and cap and is like, hey sorryfor trying to kill you so many times even though you were framed, how about you comestay in wakanda where my sister shuri can get rid of your mind control and probablygive you a new arm. bucky’s like yeah that sounds good, firstwe just gotta go break our friends out of jail, which him and cap do. zemo is taken in and teased by everett ross,rhodey gets new robot legs to help him walk, and cap sends tony a letter apologizing alongwith a phone for him to call if he ever needs

then he goes off to wakanda where bucky istaken care of by the wakandan doctors and their incredibly advanced tech. tony also accompanies peter back to queenswhere he lets him keep the new suit, cuz that seems safe. peter can't wait for his next superhero missionwith the avengers with his new awesome tech, but nothing happens for like 2 months. in that time he keeps helping the local peopleas spidey. hawkeye goes back to his farm, scott langgoes back to his daughter, and wanda starts living with vision in europe.

the avengers are pretty broken up. cap, falcon, and black widow team up againcuz it worked pretty well last time and go incognito to keep fighting crime around theworld. this includes stuff like stopping chitauritech from being dealt around. cap grows a beard to avoid suspicion, blackwidow dies her hair blonde, and falcon does...nothing. ok, i know it can be weird slingshotting aroundthese different storylines so much, but bear with me cuz we’re going back to shield. lash the inhuman hunter is now working withshield, long story, and is sent to kill hive, inhuman hydra monster.

he gets daisy free but also dies in the process. malick dies at some point here by the way. hive’s big amazing spider-man-esque planof putting a gas that’ll turn everyone into inhumans into a warhead and launch it fromspace is going very smoothly. lincoln gets on the ship with him and thewarhead and sends it far up into space where they’ll both die, but on the plus side noone on earth will be hurt. so it was lincoln in that vision who dies. him and hive have a heart to heart and thenthe ship explodes, killing both of them. daisy’s pretty upset cuz her and lincolnwere starting to really be a thing, so she

decides to go rogue and become a vigilanteknown as quake, helping out inhumans against people like the watchdogs. so after his adventures with the avengers,t’challa is going back to wakanda to become king as his dad’s dead. on the way he picks up his ex girlfriend nakiafrom an undercover mission so she can be there for his coronation. *don’t freeze* spoilers, he freezes. at t’challa’s coronation m’baku of thejabari tribe (those guys who live in the mountains away from the rest of the population) triesto challenge his right to the throne but t’challa

defeats him and spares his life. meanwhile erik killmonger who's name is reallystevens but i’m calling him killmonger has put into effect his plan for killing t’challa,taking the throne of wakanda and serving some very very harsh justice on to the world. he teams up with ulysses klaue from earlierwith his new fancy hand who has no problem going against wakanda. they steal a wakandan artifact together. t’challa’s friend w’kabi is like heyklaue has been a pain in the ass for a really long time, let’s go take him in, so t’challa,nakia, and okoye, the leader of wakanda’s

warrior group the dora milaje, go to southkorea. kalue is selling the artifact to everett ross,that cia guy from earlier, and a big fight breaks out in which klaue is captured. killmonger breaks him out and ross is severelyinjured saving nakia. t’challa brings ross back to wakanda whereshuri, his little sister, tech genius, and walking meme dispenser, saves his life withthe advanced wakandan tech. killmonger’s plan continues as he killsklaue in order to get into wakanda, where he reveals he’s got a claim to the throne,as he’s t’challa’s cousin. he challenges t’challa in combat, killszuri, and beats t’challa, throwing him off

a waterfall. t’challa is found and saved by the jabaritribe and m’baku, who kinda owe him one. killmonger becomes king, and gets the powersof the black panther from the heart shaped herb before demanding the rest of it be burned. nakia saves one first and her and a team headto the jabari tribe where they give the herb to t’challa so he’s back to full strength. he has his upgraded suit that shuri designedfor him and goes to face killmonger, who uses the full force of the wakandan army againsthim, except the dora milaje. in the big battle that follows killmongergets his own black panther suit and there’s

a big tangle, ross and m’baku help t’challa,and eventually killmonger is defeated and chooses to die rather than be a prisoner. t’challa realsies killmonger did make somegood points though about wakandan resources and so decides to reveal wakanda to the worldat the un, while also setting up an outreach center to be lead by nakia and shuri. also friendly reminder that bucky is stillin wakanda and feeling much better thanks to shuri, he’s now known as the white wolf. ok so now this is gonna be great, but let’sgo away from earth and not to thanos or the guardians or thor, but to the moon, wherea whole society of inhumans are.

they’re in this awful system where there’sthe royal family, led by black bolt, whose voice is super powerful so he can’t talk. he sees that there are more inhumans poppingup on earth after the terrigen crystal is being spread around so he’s like we shouldcheck that out. now very long and boring and poorly actedstory short, black bolt has a brother called ramsay maximus who was always unhappy cuzhe didn’t get any inhuman powers, so he stages a coup to be the true ruler of attilan(their moon city). this ends with black bolt and the royal familybeing sent to earth, where they have crazy adventures involving falling in love withhumans, fighting drug dealers, trying on outfits,

etc. they eventually make it back to the moon anddefeat maximus. however his evil plan involved destroyingthe entire city of attilan so black bolt uses his power for the third and only cool timein the entire show to trap maximus there and then moves all of the inhumans to earth, wherethey will carry on as a happier society that i imagine we’ll never see again. and yes, i did watch the entire show, i justwanted to spare you all of the details. alright, now listen. this is where another big point of contentionwill be, and people will get mad at me for

this, but don’t get mad at me, get mad atmarvel. alright? actually don’t get mad at them either, it’snot that big of a deal. this is the only way i can do this. it’s been pretty much confirmed that theavengers takes place in 2012 and civil war takes place in 2016. homecoming takes place a few months aftercivil war, great. but that’s apparently also 8 years afterthe avengers because for some reason marvel put this title card in spider-man homecoming.

on top of that, vision says in civil war thatiron man revealed himself to the world 8 years ago, putting iron man in 2008, but it’salso 6 months before iron man 2, which is set in 2010. why do you do this to me marvel? *baby driver which one is it* so yes, thistimeline isn’t perfect. it literally couldn’t be. but i’m just gonna go off of the thing thatmakes the most sense relatively here, so i’m saying homecoming is set in 2016 a few monthsafter civil war. so peter is back to school with his buddyned and is still waiting for a call to be

an avenger. currently he’s just helping people on thestreets with his new suit. he’s having usual high school struggleswith trying to be cool and getting girls to go with you to prom and having your best friendfind out you're a superhero...you know typical teen stuff, but he’s also starting to comeinto contact with criminals more and more who are getting their weapons from adriantoomes aka the vulture, who's still salvaging that stuff from avengers battles and sellingit. at one point the vulture tries to kill himwhen he’s messing up his operation and tony has to save peter, telling him to stop goingafter this guy.

tony’s got enough to worry about as it iswhat with the avengers still being broken peter doesn’t really listen though, andso ned helps unlock the full powers of spidey’s suit by hacking it. spidey’s investigations end up leading himto washington dc with his decathlon team where a piece of tech that he found while lookinginto toomes turns out to be a chitauri bomb and it goes off with his friends in the washingtonmonument. one of his friends there is a girl he hasa crush on, who is actually adrian toomes’ daughter, liz. what are the odds.

he saves the team’s lives and heads backto new york, where with the help of this criminal aaron davis who he helped a while back, hefinds out where toomes is doing his next deal. it’s on a ferry, and he almost saves theday but things go horribly wrong and the ferry is shot down the middle and almost sinks. one of toomes’ business partners is alsoinjured. iron man sees this happening and shows upto save the day just in time, and he’s like well you messed up big time kid, give me thesuit back forever. peter’s pretty sad about this but goes backto being a normal teen, even asking liz out to homecoming.

on homecoming night though he finds out thattoomes is her dad and realizes he has to save the day without his cool suit. toomes also figures out that peter is spidey,in the most intimidating michael keaton way possible. toomes’ big ultimate plan is to hijack aplane full of old avengers tech so he can sell it all, make a fortune, and retire. with the help of ned, his old homemade suit,his bully’s car, and the power of believing in yourself, spidey manages to catch up tohim and eventually stop him. he does the right thing and saves toomes’life, who ends up in jail.

because of this, and toomes being a relativelyreasonable guy, he doesn't give up peter’s identity to a fellow convict. liz moves away, peter continues life and becomesbetter friends with a girl called mj….ehhh? and tony being the terrible father figurethat he is, is like this was all part of a big plan of mine, you wanna be an avengerfull time? peter does the right thing and says no. tony’s surprised but he’s not too upsetcuz he’s gotten back with pepper after presumably a lot of long talks and maybe proposes toher? peter decides to keep helping his local communityand unfortunately his aunt may discovers that

he’s really spider-man. ah well. 2017alright so stephen strange is finishing his training, and yeah he’s gotten pretty solidat mastering the mystic arts. meanwhile kaecilius is still trying to figureout how to get dormammu to come over from the dark dimension to engulf everything. he breaks into one of the sanctums and themasters of the mystic arts have a fight with him, with strange getting some help from thecloak of levitation. kaecilius reveals that the ancient one hasbeen drawing power from the dark dimension,

and then after another fight he kills her. mordo’s pretty unhappy that the ancientone had been lying for a while, but he stills helps fight against kaecilius. kaecilius goes to the hong kong sanctum, killswong, and unleashes dormammu to destroy the strange uses the nifty time stone to bringwong back to life and goes into the dark dimension, where he faces dormammu. he introduces dormammu to the concept time,creates a fun new catch phrase, and traps him in a time loop until dormammu agrees toleave. dormammu hates the time loop and is like yeahalright i'm out of here.

he also takes kaecilius and his minions awaywith him. after the ancient one and the time messingmordo is pretty upset cuz no one will follow the rules anymore, and so leaves the groupto pursue other stuff. he believes there are too many sorcerers inthe world and is gonna go around cleaning them up, starting with that guy pangborn. so yeah, he’s a villain now. strange goes back to the new york sanctumto keep protecting the world and keep an eye out for other worldly threats. so now over to frank castle, who, having finishedhis punishing days, is trying to live a normal

life hammering a building all day. he comes out of the shadows a bit to killsome guys and gangsters who go after a nice guy at his job. he’s also still friends with his old warbuddy curtis, and homeland agent madina is investigating him, cuz she thinks he mighthave something to do with her old partner’s death, which he most certainly did. frank watches the cd micro left at his houseof him killing the dude. madani wants that video back and so she talksto castle’s old army buddy/secret backstabbing bastard billy russo, and they start a romanticrelationship oh man that is not youtube friendly.

frank gets help from his old buddy karen pageto track down micro, along the way killing madani’s boss. frank’s not very nice to micro when he findshim but soon they become friends and share info on their pasts, micro with the videosharing and getting shot and going undercover, and frank with his time in team cerberus doingquestionable stuff. they agree to team up to take out the peoplebehind cerberus, cuz they’re pretty scummy guys, and at some point here castle also findsout they were involved with his family’s death as well, so looks like there are stillpeople out there who need punishing. also everyone thinks castle is dead, justso you know.

madani starts working with a cool dude calledsam stein, and frank figures out that it’s that guy called agent orange who was in chargeof cerberus who he really needs to take out. russo is still secretly working for agentorange but pretends to be frank’s friend. frank is like hey cerberus was pretty messedup and also a front for a drug operation and i’m gonna kill everyone involved, and russo’slike ehh don’t worry about it. a bunch of stuff happens, there’s a bdsmgeneral, frank becomes close with micro’s wife and kids while micro watches which is….weird,russo kills stein, dammit i loved stein, there’s a former war vet who's building bombs andall that kinda stuff, madani figures out russoe is a bad guy, look it's a whole thing.

by the end, frank murders a bunch of russo’smen, and russo kidnaps micro’s family. frank, now knowing russo is a bad guy a littletoo late, ends up in russo’s hands. he’s tortured for a bit by russo and thentortured for a bit by agent orange until russo is like we were buddies i don’t want youto get tortured this much. so he helps frank kill agent orange and runsaway. him and russo have their finals showdown atnight on the carousel where frank’s family was killed. russo first shoots madani in the head althoughshe survives, starting to think there’s something with this carousel and magic healinghead injuries, then frank beats him up for

a bit and decides not to kill him but insteaddisfigure his beautiful prince caspian face by rubbing it against some broken glass. brutal. frank is allowed to go free, somehow, russois convicted for his terrible crimes, and micro gets to go back to his family. yay, happy ending. ok, now look, while all of this is happeningthere is a totally unrelated story about teenagers with superpowers and their parents being ina weird magic cult. it’s totally not connected to anything soi’m sorry to die hard runaways fans i’m

really gonna go over this quickly. there’s this group of teenage friends calledalex, nico, karolina, gert, chase, and molly who have fallen out since nico’s sisterdied. their parents are all part of this group calledpride, which is a front for a cult that worships this being called jonah. he has powers and assembles these kids’parents to help him stay alive for as long as possible, cuz in the mcu a villain is eithertrying to destroy a planet, create an army of super soldiers, or stay alive for a reallylong time. this is done by sacrificing a young personto give jonah energy.

jonah’s ultimate plan is to dig really deepunder the city to get some special rocks that’ll give him powers. sound familiar? and he’s getting these kids; parents tohelp him. also jonah is karolina’s dad so she haspowers, and molly has super strength cuz she was near some special rocks when her parentsdied in an explosion. the kids find out their parents are in a weirdcult and start to fight against them using their gifts and tech they find. along the way romances and teen drama develop,as well as some adultery drama with the parents,

which all culminates in a final battle betweenthe parents and the kids. the kids manage to stop jonah from drillingunder the city and causing the whole thing to collapse. in the end the kids run away, oh also there'sa dinosaur, the parents are torn apart and jonah is still out there being a evil. boom, done. so now the shield team are still looking fordaisy who's going off being a superhero vigilante, fighting the watchdogs and looking out forinhumans, albeit interesting and likable ones. yo yo even encounters her while fighting somewatchdogs members herself after signing the

sokovia accords (slingshot). they also start hearing more about the ghostrider, that superpowered vigilante from before, who's going around doing a similar thing asthe punisher. also the shield team and daisy start investigatingthe bauers, who if you don’t remember, they’re those ghosts who can make you crazy by touchingyou. daisy decides to team up with ghost riderto fight these ghosts, cuz guess what ghost rider can kill ghosts. crazy i know. all while this is happening, dr radcliffeis tagging along with the shield people and

is secretly building a very life like ai robotlady called aida, not creepy at all. after some convincing he gets fitz to helphim with aida. so ghostbusting is going on but the team soondiscovers that ghost rider’s uncle really is the bad guy in this situation, so theyfight him for a bit including getting trapped in this like middle dimension. shield gets their hands on the darkhold, thatbook from the hell dimension, and may is like hey dr radcliffe read this book so you canget our friends out of that middle dimension. radcliffe is like no, that book makes peoplecrazy, but my female robot friend can do it. that’s totally not gonna blow up in ourfaces.

aida gets the crew back but also is superintelligent now and starts building her own brain and if you've seen any movie about ai,including in this very universe, you probably know where this is going. aida’s becoming pretty evil and so she kidnapsmay and replaces her with a life model decoy. meanwhile daisy comes back to the shield teamand her name is publicly cleared. radcliffe kinda goes evil now and teams upwith aida cuz he wants to get his hands on this darkhold now, cuz again, it’s verymuch the ring from lord of the rings. shield is also still fighting the watchdogsthis whole time, including their big russian leader.

here’s where stuff gets kinda tricky, aidabuilds this thing called the framework, which is basically the matrix. it’s a virtual world you can go into andlive in and it’s great. radcliffe and aida start kidnapping shieldpeople, replacing them with lookalike robots, and putting their actual minds in the framework,so eventually daisy and simmons, the two that are left, bust out of there after a robotfight and get themselves into the framework. now look, i’m gonna skip over this prettymuch entirely cuz there’s a whole world in there but remember it’s entirely virtual. so really this whole computer world is wherehydra took over the world and grant ward is

back but he’s not hydra this time and it’spretty great. fitz is this evil nazi scientist, coulsonis a history teacher, mack has the daughter he always wanted, and so on and so on. aida also goes rogue against radcliffe sohe’s also trying to help the team inside the framework. also along the way jeffrey mace turns outto be a real hero all along, yay. eventually they do get out after some crazyadventures, aida gives herself a human body with superpowers and emotions, so that’scool, also fitz is pretty weirded out about being a nazi scientists.

after some more fights ghost rider shows backup and decides aida and this darkhold and all that is bad news, so he’s gonna killher. so he lets coulson borrow the ghost riderpowers to kill aida, but at the price of coulson getting this horrible infectious ghost riderdisease that slowly eats away at his heart. ghost rider takes back the spirit of vengeanceand takes the darkhold back the dimension of hell. the government is now after the shield teamcuz they think they’re terrorists so the team goes for one last meal at a diner. however, enoch, a chronicon shows up, kidnapsall of the team except for fitz, and uses

a new monolith to send the team about 70 yearsinto the future to the year 2091. now i know what you’re thinking, what thefuck just happened. and that’s what i’m thinking too. we are so close to the end of this, so perfectlyclose. we almost didn’t have a totally universetimeline shattering event take place, but now there’s this. so look, i sort of have to gloss over this. what i’m gonna say happens for the sakeof this video even though yes i’m fully expecting several essays in the comments onwhy this isn’t true, is that the shield

team is sent to the year 2091 in an alternatedimension where daisy destroyed the world and the kree took over humanity on a giantspace station. back on earth fitz froze himself for 70 yearscap style and got to the future to help, and after some adventures fighting the kree theyget back to present day in the correct dimension. there are holes in that, i know, but maybethey’ll explain this better later, that’s what i’ve got. i’m recording this after the 100th episodeso if some epic revelation comes out after that, sorry, haven’t seen it yet. the team’s now dealing with coulson’sghost rider cancer, yo yo has lost both her

arms and the government is still out to capturethem, and fitz and simmons finally got married. oh also their grandson has travelled backin time with them, no big deal. that’s where we’re leaving the shieldteam alright? episode 100. now let’s take a look back in with jessicajones, who after killing kilgrave and working with the defender's, is known as a vigilantein new york. but she’s still working as a private investigator,with her neighbor malcolm who is now her business associate. this guy called cheng is trying to take overher business cuz of hogarth but jessica’s

got bigger problems. trish, her best friend and failing talk showhost is like you should look into igh, that company that gave you powers. she’s like nah i don’t want to but shedecides to anyway when a dude called the whizzer shows up and reveals he was given superspeedby igh. he is then quickly murdered by jessica’smom, who is still working with that igh doctor dr. karl, helping to tie up any loose endsfor them. jessica’s mom also kills a former igh doctorcalled koslov, and will simpson, trish walker’s old boyfriend.

hogarth is diagnosed with als, so that sucks. jessica meets her own mom not knowing whoshe is and discovers the powers she has. jessica’s mom kills another guy with hersuper strength, and trish starts using igh drugs to make her super strong for short periodsof time that will used to use. it’s a great adrenaline boost but it’salso a drug that has some nasty side effects and soon trish becomes addicted. also hogarth houses a former igh nurse atthe request of jessica who ends up manipulating hogarth by pretending to cure her als witha friend of hers and then robbing all her stuff….pretty messed up.

hogarth gets her revenge later though, don’tworry. jessica eventually discovers that this womanis her mom and the whole truth about everything she did, and she’s like wow that’s reallyawful and messed up and i hate you but her mom tries to bond with her. so they hang out, have some more adventures,get shot at, the usual mom daughter stuff. jessica also starts a romantic relationshipwith her neighbor who initially was scared of her, oscar. cheng tries to kill jessica’s mom so jessica’smom tries to kill him, but jessica thinks that’s wrong and so calls the cops and getsher mom arrested.

jessica’s mom is almost sent to the raftwhere’s cap’s old team stayed but hogarth gets her some more time. everyone’s looking for dr karl at this point,the main igh guy, jessica so she can get him out of the country so her mom can get a goodsentence, trish cuz she wants him to give her powers so she can fight crime and be likejessica. jessica goes on a sidequest to take down thisprison guard who's tormenting her mom and has killed loads of prisoners before, andends up accidentally killing him in self defense. this causes her to be haunted by the spiritof kilgrave talking about how much of a killer she’s becoming inside her own head, butthose go away when she becomes a better person.

trish gets some super juice put in her andgets some powers but jessica stops the procedure before it’s complete. dr karl kills himself and all the igh equipmentand after jessica’s mom hears this she breaks out of prison in a rage, cuz she’s got superstrength and also super anger issues. she tries to kill trish cuz she blames herfor dr karl’s death but jessica stops her, she almost kills her but decides not to. jessica’s mom then kidnaps her and jessicaeventually decides maybe they can work together. after doing some superhero acts, they’rethinking maybe they can be a crime fighting team in canada, but eventually have to avoidthe police.

they end up at an amusement park where jessicaand her mom used to go when jessica was a kid, and as they wait for the police trishshows up and shoots jessica’s mom in the head on their childhood ferris wheel rightin front of jessica, jesus these shows can get dark. jessica is pissed at trish for obvious reasons,malcolm quits cuz jessica is always kind of a jerk to him and starts working for thatother pi and hogarth, hogarth gets a bunch of money and starts her own law firm, andjessica starts living a potentially normal life with that neighbor friend of hers asa romantic interest. so….kind of happy ending?

now just a little update on the guardians,they’ve been going on adventures through space for several years now, you know doingspace hero stuff. they’ve been doing it for so long in factthat baby groot has actually grown up a bit and turned into teen groot, who enjoys spacegameboys. just so you know where they’re at rightnow. now after looking for the infinity stonesfor 2 years and finding nothing, thor has ended up captured by surtur in muspelheim,that fire demon that odin locked up that is foretold to destroy asgard in an event calledragnarok. surtur tells thor that odin’s gone and thathe’s gonna destroy asgard as soon as his

crown gets to the eternal flame, so thor defeatssurtur, steals the crown and goes back to asgard. here he finds loki still impersonating odin,having rebuilt asgard somewhat in his own image, with help from matt damon. thor forces him to reveal himself and forceshim to take them to odin, so they go to earth only to discover that odin has moved out ofthe retirement home where loki left him. dr strange discovers that loki, that guy whotried to destroy the world a while back is back on earth, so he apprehends him. thor meets up with him and gets him to tellhim and loki where odin is, which is in norway,

in exchange for getting out of his hair. once there odin explains everything and thendies. upon his death his first child hela is releasedfrom her captivity and comes to confront thor and loki, cuz i guess she was held captiveby the life force of odin. she destroys mjolnir and throws thor and lokiinto space where they both land on the junk planet sakaar. she then goes to asgard to take over. she takes on this guy skurge as her number2, kills the warriors three, and resurrects a dead army.

and gets a giant dog along the way. *clifford theme*heimdall sees all this happening and hides out with most of the asgardian people. meanwhile on sakaar, thor is picked up byvalkyrie, who still works getting contenders for the grandmaster’s gladiator fights,and brings thor to him. loki’s already bffs with the grandmaster,cuz loki. thor befriends another fighter called korgand tries to get valkyrie to help fight hela once more after discovering who she is butshe refuses. thor ends up fighting hulk in the ring andalmost beats him with the help of some new

lightning powers he’s unlocked, but thegrandmaster helps hulk win at the end. which by the way totally clears up that debate,thor definitely won. thor is now chilling with hulk and valkyrieas a champ and manages to get hulk to turn back into bruce banner with the help of avideo of black widow. valkyrie changes her mind and ends up helpingthor and banner escape and with the help of throwing loki’s body they get one of thegrandmaster’s ships and head back to asgard. thor, valkyrie, hulk and the gladiators allfight hela’s forces on asgard while thor himself fights hela. thor gets one eye slashed out but also getshis lightning groove back thanks to some pep

talk from dead odin and some led zeppelin. the asgardians board a giant ship as asgardis not a place it's a people, or something. thor realizes that hela’s powers are directlytied to asgard, the place this time not the people, and the only way to stop her is tolet ragnarok happen. so loki puts surtur's crown on the eternalflame and he’s unleashed on asgard. however this is not before loki manages tograb the tesseract on his way out cuz hey that might be useful soon. surtur destroys asgard and maybe kills hela...maybenot though. thor is now king of the asgardians on theirnew ship as they ride out into space and decides

they should head for earth. 2018a while later though, on their way to earth, thanos’ ship catches up to flying asgardand him and his black order are there to mess some stuff up. keep in mind, thanos still is pretty pissedat loki. and that’s where we end. that’s where infinity war is going to start. so there you have it. the entire marvel cinematic universe in chronologicalorder.

i almost certainly missed something, but ithink i did alright. i’ve been working on this video on and offfor almost a year now, this is easily the biggest project i’ve ever worked on, soi really hope you enjoyed it. i wouldn’t put this much time and effortinto something that i didn't love, and the mcu is probably my favorite franchise ever. besides how fun the movies are and how good…..mostof the tv is, i also just find it incredibly impressive. not only this epic branching story in multipleworlds and types of media but also considering how this started.

marvel had sold off the rights to it’s biggestcharacters and in order to make any money off of their “b-listers” they had to justmake great movies that people liked. and they did, which led to characters thatmost people didn't even know 10 years ago being in what is arguably one of the mosthighly anticipated movies of all time. i just think that’s amazing, and i’m sohappy i was there to watch it and grow up with it from when i was a little kid to now. so yeah, i can’t wait to see infinity warnext week, i am so goddamn excited. i really hope you enjoyed this, and the onlyreal downside to this video is i’ll have to forever live with the knowledge that luisprobably could’ve done all of this in about

5 minutes. so that was the entire mcu. did you get all the way to the end? if so i’m impressed. and are you as excited for infinity war asi am? lemme know all of your thoughts down belowin the comments. while you’re at it, be sure to like thisvideo, check out my instagram and twitter @bhl_hudson, check out this podcast aboutmovies and tv and whatnot i do every week with a friend of mine, it’s called the poorlyplanned podcast, and subscribe for more videos

like the one you just watched, but you know,generally shorter. thanks for watching, and i’ll see ya nexttime.

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