so, i told her like ooooh babyi know that it looks crazy but actually it's tastyi'm talkin' about food me and my friends eat weird things unlikeyou pardon my culture it's just how we do!i know that it sounds crazy but it's okay i'm asian i'm like "girl whatcha eatin for today?"put that bread down, lets go and run away cuz i'm asian, i don't know if you could telli eat a few things applebee's don't sell ever had dim sum in the mornin' light?i know this chicken feet ain't lookin very nicebut if you taste it, i know you'll really
likeeat the skin but leave the bones aiighht? look at me look at me eating tripe nowlook at you look at you this is life now it's fresh, more organic than fast foodyou could say it looks a lot more natural no this egg ain't hundred years oldand no this cabbage ain't got no mold and i was hoping she would have a taste!she took one bite and just made a face â so, i told her like oh babyyou're so amazed by everything that i eat so, i told her like oh babyi know that it looks crazy but at least i know it's tasty! i'm talkin' bout foodwe got different social norms than you
pardon my culture it's just how we doshe said "i don't like this platter" i'd probably win fear factor! yeah, yeah, i said "girl what ya eat duringweekdays" she said â "salad and pasta each day"
butwhat about asian food? you neva get the chance, cuz you never dateasian dudes! she said, i liked the weird stuff growingup but stopped in high school it wasn't coolenough cuz you can't serve blood cubes at promand stinky tofu just sounds wrong stop pretending, you don't like fermentedi admit the smell can be offensive
but it tastes so good that you won't needanother man let the flavors take you back to the motherlandâ 
so i can take you back to my mother andshe can teach you how to cook without butter and-"what do you mean i'm being patriarchal?"
"oh ok, i can cook" so, i told her like oh babyyou'll be amazed by everything that i eat but i'm telling you it's tasty it's balutthere's a duck embryo inside just look oh, oh. no offense to peta but it's goodi told you it looks crazy
but you know that it's so tasty! from manila to hong kongbangkok tokyo taiwan seoul singapore, saigonjakarta, beijing, there's more phnom phen, kuala lumpureat it up baby, it's raw and no, we ain't eatin no dogs
the mostexotic it gets is frogs! so, i told her like oh babyit's not amazing all the things that we eat it's probably cuz we're asian can't change my culture it's just how we doshe told me it looks crazy i said it's okay i'm asian!
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