mark: hey, hey jack: um.. oh god.. umm mark: hey. bob: how the fuck do you flip (?) these fucking coins? mark: yeah wade: how the fuck do you vote someone into the brig? bob: hey. jack: ohhhh. mark: hey. jack: well, well.. okay, okay. i'll show you guys how... mark: hey.... hey... jack:... what.. what ended up happening with the money, okay? mark: hey. jack: so ,you... you see.. you see that? look.. you got.. i got an eye-patch. mark: uh-huh jack: lets.. bob: did you fucking spend.. wade: did you spend all of that, for an eyepatch? *laughter* bob: you un... you know what? that's good for you. wade: brig! brig! mark: that's pretty good.
bob: great job, that's what i say. jack: but i still have 10.37, so technically .. i didn't spend anything..? bob: yay mark: grrrr jack: oh wait, commendation unlocked. wade: *sigh* mark: oh. bob: what? wade, bob, mark all together: keeper of a glittering hoard? bob: what is happening? mark: so you do have the glittering hoard! *laughter* jack: uh, guys! guys! jack: wait wait wait guys guys i can explain explain jack: ummm.. uhhhhh. wade: i don't know.. jack: so so over over there see over there mark and bob: uh-huh, uh-huh jack: there's alot of gold. mark: ohh okay! alight okay! bob: okay, okay.
mark: is it buried? jack: yeah, yeah. just dig. mark: alright, okay. we got it. jack: if you dig.. you will find the treasure mark: alright, alright. i'll find it first! bob: wait a minute, where the fuck is he going? wait a minute, where the fuck did he go? mark: wait. jack: i'm.. i'm digging for treasure guys! mark: *mumbling* bob: i don't trust you for a second. jack: it's.. it's.. wade: wait, where's our boat? and where is he in relation to it? jack: i'm.. i'm.. i'm buying more eye-patches! i decided i would buy one for everyone because only i have one now. mark: he's not. he's not even in seashell's shop!! jack: *laughs* bob: ohh, he's fucking betraying us boys. wade, bob, and mark: *angrily saying stuff* jack: i totally. i swear! mark: what?
wade: he's stealing our boat! shitter (?) jack: *laughs* mark: are you drunk again? jack: wade! seriously man? bob: *laughing* mark: you alright? wade:..yeah.. jack: *laughs* bob: i fucking hear that! you bitch! jack: you don't hear anything, you don't hear anything! mark: no, wait. stop it, wait, wait, wait. bob: i'm holding the anchor guys i'm holding the anchor, just get back to the boat. jack: just let it happen, just let it happen! wade: throw him in the brig! throw him in the brig! mark: *laughing* mark: aaaaaahhhhahahaha. jack: i'm tired of this life! mark: got you. bob: you know what? you know what? wade: throw him in the brig! bob: i'm in. jack *laughs* jack: you.. you.. * laughs* bob: alright. jack: somebody's easily coerced.
mark: *laughs* jack: *talking about bob* alright, fuck it. jack: everyones.. bob: not voting him to the brig. mark: uhhh, hey wait... wade: wait why is the boat leaving !?!? mark: keep digging that treasure wade, you got it! jack: did you find the gold? mark: did you find it? wade: why am i the short stack agaaain? jack: oh no! *laughs* jack: i just see you at the end of the dock with my telescope. *laughter* *laughter* bob:oh wait, i didn't know we were leaving wade. here quick, someone help me to get the anchor back up. jack: *laughs* jack: wade you can make it, you can make it. bob: swim wade, swim! *laughter* wade: you guys suck! mark: *laughs* jack: damn, why did i tell you the secret of the fast launch off the dock. mark: oh no. jack: oh, it's about to take off wade.mark and jack: oh's, and aw's. bob: did he make it? jack: yeah, he made it.
*laughter* mark: *grumpy* yeah, he made it. jack: fucck jack: okay, well, i'm just gonna go up here and contemplate what i did.bob: why didn't we vote jack into the into the brig? i was on board with that. (hahaha, pun) mark; i don't know, it didn't feel right. wade: we still can. mark: i still say we should fly towards that big skull, like, that's got to be something right? jack: it does feel like it would be something. mark: why don't we go? we'll check it out? jack: i'm not the one steering the ship bob: i'm steering the ship, i'll steer over there. let's do it mark: alright let's go. wade: we need to head into a storm, i want everyone to see a storm mark: i'm willing to bet that that skulls got to be like a storm something something. jack: yeah, right you got a big storm a-comin, baby mark: it feels important. jack: that's the beast from the east
jack: wait, wait is he east? bob: are you guys selecting a new mission or something? jack: he's north. bob: he's north-east proposed a new quest guys. it's go do the fucking thing. we'll stick your knives in my table and shit yeah, stick your knife in me table. oh shit hang on i'll knife it wait i got a knife it before you shoot the water. let me check the map see where we're heading looks like a buildings over there rock no it's key keelhaul fort which way. there's not a rock oh, there's a rock is this like there's a for slightly to the left yeah, that's it right there right in front of us. oh let's let's do it. it's doing everyone make sure you're full ammo and you're good guns, and you're not imma load up the cannons. i guess question mark
probably maybe oh the music's kicking up this this is what i signed up for cool pirates lads a portside cannons are all loaded captain starboard side lord enough captain wait. i'm the captain you're the cab get ready sky whoa we just loaded it's huge whoa oh fuck? it's gonna. be ridiculous. this is good. oh, this is so cool. this is good shit
no, no, no, it's just a ford okay i'm gonna turn off you all these barrels on the left in the water that we can use for supplies whoa there are just barrels in the water. let's drink them you guys want to straight from and try yeah? yeah, yeah, yeah yeah because they're gonna start shooting cannons at us okay, there's one. yeah, we gotta get ready to fix the boat i'm ready. i'm gonna turn left. we're gonna hit him with a with a starboard side thingy. you can also use wasd to move oh boy oh boy get em boys get em boys get them
i just tried to do something here we go now this is podracing oh hell yeah boys kids okay, no it's loading fire simultaneously, so we're all good i think we're i think we're good. i don't think they're attacking us this is batteries is your bottle we need to dow sales a little bit, i think yeah on it where what the lower-right lure right okay? you got this fellas lads oh, we got a lot of incoming fire, i think it
should we go straight in and gap we should go for i think it's alright fault full sail full sales speed your way speed in but you're gonna crash into it they know just get ready to drop the anchor. okay, okay? i'm ready to go right at it now we're hitting again alright we're going we're going right now if we get oh my god if we get off the pole mine if we get off the boat, they'll hopefully attack us and not it anchorage
phone slips and right i got blasted off the boat. yeah, i get bounced all over the fucking place. okay, we got to get out we don't have any treasure on it, it's fine. let's go oh god. i have no bananas left okay, it seems like the skeletons might be breaking off. yeah, okay, i got one in the counter news yeah dude this is awesome this is amazing oh my god has the block is impenetrable? oh my god. oh my god. i'm almost dead. i'm dead. i'm dead okay what is the ferry of the dam you'll end up you'll end up on davy jones's boat and then it'll help you come back can we just like sneak into the center of the fort and steal this shit and get out of here or do we have to kill everybody you don't know? this is new stuff
hey, i'm back. i think as long as the boats kept the boat is a respawn point so as long as the boat is kept sinking boat has sunk boat has sunk hey, hey not too bad. i mean i'm do it dead boy. it's okay open look at davy jones steering a ship oh shit he's he's like hovering yeah, he oh he ghosted he fucking mad. he has no friends. though. okay. oh through the door if the ship is still technically like not dissing is it's gone yeah, i just responded just left oh, yeah, we respawn at a
shit that's so cool that we could blow holes in oh my gosh. are you serious? we are like yeah. we are an entire map away from you guys. well. fuck you. maybe you should just i think you're gonna get your wish jack wait did they respawn on the boat the boat wait, i'm just gonna go to the top of this tower. see if there's like something here are we gonna no, i'm fucking in it for this or we could meehan's do this. oh my god. the storm is intense when you guys respond you're gonna be in another nightmare of a situation oh boy. i can't wait
the lightning is so fucking awesome is it oh my god? this is amazing from of the boat and point? to that storm, but that one here we go here we go i hope you reload on our boat no i'm gonna shit goddess. we're phone can go into it guys. this is no shit i'm going up to the crow's nest i'll let all the crows nest i want it. you're late. i'm already up there there's repellers mother's room for oleg about people i'm gonna ring the bell. this is everybody on the boat up in the crow's nest water buckets, and i'll steer the thing broke my ankle sorry it's slow. yeah, my ankles are fall oh my god. why are why are we here? we don't belong this is awesome. why is it raining below deck?
way to eat a banana ok shake come on oh my god going from the bottom of the deck into the onto the bridge wait, what is happening? why i love last words that doesn't sound good the compass is freaking out guys. yeah stories oh ah left oh yeah, we're live left laughs hard left. ik this is where did we get hit hey we didn't hello hey, we're okay bounced off. good job, bob. good. good. good. we got the direction
i can't see anything and so gavin got the rubber ship this time oh no, i can't okay, oh my god, i feel like i hoped it would be it is everything and more we are very very full of water we're bailing ship as a homeland okay, maybe that's why we were taking on water broke oh fuck oh, there's two whole hope wait okay regular old knot it won't fix
yeah, sometimes the boys bounce back off okay, okay. we are dying to the elements right now to sail a ship without dude sinking on its own that waves are like hundred feet high guys just look off the side of the ship, holy this is nuts this is impressive technology. oh my god wheels yeah, i mean when you think of it from the technological it's simulating the water, but also it's a physical simulation boat in this like oh huh the steering wheel on the boat is so fucked right now guys obviously get drunk
that's the sky crash into stuff i can't tell ya there's some tiny rocks in front of us, but i can't really see them oh these are can you imagine having a ship to ship battle in this smite ride you see the light cannon fire okay the reason that this is bad is because this area is the wilds ah is there somewhere i should be good straight straight, you're turning way left right now, and that's not good okay for the turning situation i think this boat is a lost cause
guys good, oh god. i'm sorry drunk first. okay wait no guys there's a hole down here, maybe that's why i couldn't steer the boat good. it's okay. i'm fixing a hole it's fine. it's fine. everything's fine. everything's calm and fine now feel fine post no we don't like babysit it in the storm if it sinks we don't have any treasure on it does it really matter yeah, we didn't get any treasure the first time dad treasured. okay. i'm going back to the tavern. i'll meet you guys there there's a tavern there perfect this is weird the sun is shining in the middle of the storm, and it's just as weird. yeah, your lantern. it's like great the tiger i have no money, oh, he's got more squeezy boxes oh
which one's the tavern is it this one thorn with their bird stole outside it hey. hey, what's up boys? oh? he's got some good stuff. oh, he's got some good stuff. i wish we had loot glad you guys made it i laid out some placemats for you, and i ordered some stew oh wow really, yeah who are you? i'm just gonna take a nap very long day out of water. oh we're sisters after all well it was a great day out and waters we didn't make any money captain that's true bragging isn't the ship sinking right now? yeah? my vote is place
unrepaired the ship because there's a lot of holes yeah, i wish i tried that i couldn't oh there you go. it's okay. we'll fill up its full pretty good. i got you. we'll all go out together it's like the titanic when they were playing the violins on it there we go gentlemen it's been an honor wait you need to come stand in the middle of the two guys because now you're right between the bars of the cell there you go wait a little to your right a little more there perfect what a perfect picture this is wow wait so so when does this happen i?
wonder if we can all like scoop water right now the water actually go down oh wait if it sounds like a-- everyone scoops water you get your heads back all right, can i eat bananas underwater as i'm drowning? yeah, then you eat bananas bananas. he'll drowning heard this before what bananas actually fuel drowning guys guys. it's time for me to go see. it's time. it's time. i'm dead okay, well see did you guys see that for you to go mark what why me this is my magical watch where i kill people i think it's time for you to go wait for me to go as well
you can't you can't jump off the boat of death? oh my god, i respawned on the sinking ship table debris genius white shimmery shiny listen they're still hold out wow can't put me in the break if i i'm not
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