here's what happened after all their dreams came true (be a, be a man) after saving china i went home alone i was feeling conflicts in my lower zone i've been dressing like a guy for months now i'm losing all control i think i am a guy in my soul (be a, be a man) i wanna be a man! (i've never seen a guy so hot)
time to reinvent the new me! every time he speaks it makes me want to sing (i'm so confused) be quiet, or we'll get caught! maybe one day he'll screw me (gasp) now i really get why my nickname is ping! (i've gotta be a man!) i've got the brains and the bite of females plus the brute and the brawn of dudes i know i'm ready for transformation
it's time to replace all these useless tubes (good for you) the prince was absolutely the only single wish my heart made guess my wish came true... but we never really talked much before he, discovered my shoe the night after we got married i recounted all of my plights of how i fit inside a pumpkin, my canines turned to coachmen..
prince threw me in bedlam that night! the white jackets say i'm nutty (she's nutty as a bat) cause my clothes are sewn by rats (put some meds in her food) but their pills turn my brain to putty (*swish* got her) now lucifer's not just my cat (i am satan) their insulin puts me under.. shock therapy's made me insane *electricity intensifies* and after years of steady frying (bzzt, bzzt bzzt, bzzt)
the doctors gave up trying they stuck 2 steel rods in my brain *electricity wins* i spent a bloomin lifetime to open my cafe then i took a dive in 2005, now it's washed away (it's all washed away) i was picked up by a chopper after four nights on my roof now my new home is the astrodome cause new orleans ain't katrina proof
ya better carry 'round a shotgun or looters take your kids (hide your kids!) ya better pee inside of jam jars (ew) be sure to keep those lids now, nowe needed noah but we got bush our "savior" flew away and hid rough seas and levees x3 i'm dead there is no snow on the mountain tonight
just sulfur in the air... a kingdom of greenhouse gases only bill nye seems to care my town is melting, breaking off into the sea it's time i show the strength of an evil queen (of an evil queen) with germany and putin, too i'll free the penguins and throw you in a zoo we're going green by spilling red and if you're not dead
i built a horde of evil snowmen they're gonna take over the world let it snow, let it snow now fox news will need heat lamps (mother russia) let it snow, let it snow (let it snow!) i hope you concentrate in camp (heil elsa) we don't care who we have to slay (don't care) let my troops march on (the troops march on) the cold's coming back and it's here to stay
[tiana:] i sunk like a brick [cinderella:] prince thinks i'm sick [elsa:] ice is melting quick [mulan:] now i have a... lot of self esteem wah wah wah waaaahhh wah waahhhhh ~all subtitles done by dillan clair ♥
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