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i love your hair oh, no, let's not do that. oh sorry she said that she eat bread everyday she don't eat no bread everyday she... they pay her to say that she eat bread every day. watch tv? no? welcome to america's got talent i'm a little afraid now

i don't know what's gonna happen and (laugh) you are? you are you what- do you have a name? you're taped. you're taped. um... what are you going to be doing? you don't know so... what is this? maybe we'll... will we talk after?

maybe ok i love a mystery go ahead and do what it is you do (male puppet singing) my there's only you in my life the only thing that's cried (female puppet singing) my first love you're every breath that i take you're every step i make (m) and i- (both) i

(m) i want to share (both) all my love with you (m) no one else will do (f) and your eyes- (m) -your eyes (both) they tell me how much you care ooooh yeah you will always be

my endless love *applause* that's brilliant! it's brilliant! *laughter* wow i like the fact that we don't know who you are, or anything about you or what you're gonna do it was like simple but clever, unique, funny brilliant

howie: heidi heidi: well first i thought you were so creepy but then i really, truly loved it who's gonna go home tonight and try that lady in red thing? right? i know i am. that was just genius! howie: i agree, and i think your life has changed tonight and by this time tomorrow everyone in america -no- no one in america is gonna know your name okay one two three (all judges together)- yes!

you forgot your bra you forgot your bra *singing* one two three four five, five four three two one. alright ready to start the interview? will you take the tape off please? yep what's your name? mouth face? tape face? tape face! hi, tape face. what do you think about- oh sorry!

how old are you? are you older than 20? older than 30? older than 40? how did your first audition go? i thought that was clever, unique, funny brilliant. and by this time tomorrow everyone in america is gonna know your name

you gonna give us something different than before? you ever gonna talk? never hi tapeface. how have you been doing since the last time we saw you? good? you're looking good. people are nervous back there? anything you want to tell us? alright then start

what did you think people are gonna be doing the stuff that you're doing tomorrow i would imagine kids all over america in school are gonna put the tape on their t-shirts and stand behind with their envelopes i love you today, i think what you do is very clever - i know mead can't bear this kind of act cuz it's a bit circusy but you're like mr.. bean or charlie chaplin. yeah, yes did i like the fat, i've got no idea who you are, and i never want to know how'd it go i love that he's being interviewed they liked you now we can do is wait all right, let's wait

you don't know anything about the next contestant. we don't know who he is. we don't know where he's from but we do know when he's on stage he's unforgettable. he is tape face all right, well you may see some live shows you're getting a star i hope so you're my favorite. i like the toothbrush okay, well, are you excited about performing live tonight? i had no idea i was going to be a part of that but uh you know it's interesting you you make something out of nothing and then sometimes the nothing is more than the nothing that you had that you had like the last time you did something and there was more nothing now. there's nothing and i saw something

simon can you make them fit that i have no idea what that meant what i do feel is tape face, and i never want to know you or talk to you. i think you're like mr. bean, i think you're so silly that you are gonna end up in movies or your own tv. show i think i wasn't expecting this i believe a star is being born out of just pure and utter silliness i mean teh face. i am i do have to be honest. i am a huge fan of yours you know i am i really am i mean to be honest my most favorite act that you did was the very first time we saw you but i do i did love doing that ghost scene with you. that was long i am a huge fan of you

mel b. i mean, i'm a big fan of yours, too but i have to say the first time round. i i just felt like you were just on the money this time this time i think as my expectations are so high for you i was left a little bit disappointed. i'm sorry well tape face would you like to say something? figure this month well good luck tonight and

every vote can make a difference, for my brother's tape face right here remember you can vote up to ten time for each act with each voting method you can call and go to mvp job, or you can google and search adt all the voting methods are open now welcome back this is america's got talent the semi-finals now next up is a performer who's got this far without saying a single word but ! it seems that you at home can't stop talking about him hey, can this one take them all the way to the final. he is tape face hi tape face how are you doing?

you are kind of a mistery you know, to america tape face, this is your one chance to connect why do they call you tape face? let me see i want to ask you a question this is tape face always making something outa nothing simon how'd you like that? me? i don't know what that just was a i think like mel you have the ability to do something stupid and sort of be interesting at the same time

what does that mean like me exactly what i just said it was balloons and a feather and a gun that but no no i'm so sorry. i meant to get simon. not you they're gonna keep going howie. what do you think? okay it was really funny. i just said and you're your partner was so sexy i think he did a good job. you know what you're always intriguing. you're always amazing there's many things going on at one time, but you got a vote america vote we have lost total control of this show america's simon is running around mel's wedding up the audience

tape face has to clean up all this freaking tape good luck tonight, so if you wanted me tape face in the finals you know you got to do form you gotta vote for you can do it by phone online or you can use the official agency app download it from the app store and get it on google play after the break nfl superstar slash magician gets his shot to make it to the finals and me and take this go clean this stuff up we'll be right back welcome back to hollywood and america's got talent finals let's keep this going it's kind of hard to describe this next performer and exactly what he does but whatever it is america loves it and tonight it could win him a million dollars people expect the unexpected

here's tape face this is tape face, be careful mel i don't know what just happened but that was kind of amazing heidi you're still laughing because i've never seen you like that mel, it made me laugh not tape face to be honest. i would have never thought that you would make it this far i really didn't but am i so happy that you did because you really are a true original and you made us laugh every week you've been here especially mel with the toilet seat around her neck. it's pretty hilarious

simon what the bloody hell was that? what i will say ish i think it was probably mel's probably one of her best performances in her entire career i mean i didn't think you can get better than the spice girls but you know no no no no no no no no no no no weird fantastic don't know what it was how? you know let's recap the evening sal comes out and blows the place away with a big band sound and and lincoln bridge blows us away with harmonizing laura breton did

amazing with her opera everybody and brian justin cotton just blew them and then you come out with two horses on a stick and you put mel b in the toilet and you have toilet paper, and it's horse race and you know what i? love it. i love it. it's amazing it's so stupid it's wonderful. this is for you mel and the judge everyone wants to hear from about this act mel b how was it up there? well let me start off by saying in the very beginning with the horses i mean i was already laughing out loud with just you on the stage why you want to get me involved i have no idea, but i don't know what happened up there

potty train and stuff like that everyone was laughing so i am assuming you did and you delivered yeah again something hilarious yeah, so well done my brother tapee face this is always the awkward part what would you do if you want a million dollars let me see. he doesn't know whatever works out good luck tonight man. go clean this stuff up do you want to seetape face win a million dollars the only way you can get him there you gotta vote for him you can do that by phone or online and if you want to use that official

agcf you can download it from the app store or get it on google play you can vote up to 10 times for each act with each voting method so use all your votes that you have america

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