Jeff

fwwwhooommdadadadadadada... what is up, overwatch community, this is jeffâ„¢ from the overwatch team. we are here to celebrate overwatch's second anniversary it's super exciting for us, we now have 40 million players, and only 90% of those are smurf accounts, which is amazing! and this is a great opportunity to celebrate

what a great two years it's been for overwatch. we've released tons of cool stuff, you know, new maps, new heroes, new gamemodes, etc but don't worry we haven't run out of steam just yet. uhh, recently we've been working on social features to really improve the gameplay experience for everybody in overwatch

for example, we've given you two avoid as teammate slots. that's one slot for every game of overwatch that i've played since the day we launched that didn't end with somebody describing how they're gonna fuck my mom, so i hope you guys are really proud of yourselves.

uhm, and of course we recently added brigitte[legitimately still upset that the sound balance is so awful in the brigitte dev update >:( ] into the game. we hope that you're having fun with her. uhm, i believe that it's a real unique experience when, you know, a brigitte main on the opposing team

corners you in some far off part of the map. uhm, and she's, uhh using that whipshot all over your sensitive skin. you just can't get away, but the knockback feels amazing...

and it just goes on, and on, torbjã¶rn has absolutely no idea what his little girl is currently up to... [ heh... nothing personnel, mr lindholm... ] uhm, it's just you and her and, you know, her ult meter, uhm,

it's rising at a very high speed. you know, fifty, sixty, seventy percent per second. you try to scream out for healing but then, oh god she's in your face with a really devastating stun.

it's close quarters combat, and you're loving every second. but... i know that, you know, that opinions differ, not everyone has the exact same opinion. so i want you guys to know that we've been reading a lot of the feedback

listening to a lot of the feedback on the forums and we've heard that there are concerns about brigitte's ability uh, to stun her enemies in rapid succession. we were hearing a big outcry that from a lot of people saying saying, you know, this isn't really fun for us to play.

but please, rest assured that it's all part of our master plan. so let me explain it a little bit better to you as you guys know, we're always looking to minimize the amount of toxicity that takes place in online games. and it was during

one of my regular stress induced nightmares that the answer, uhh, finally revealed itself to me: you guys can't wreck my games if you can't move! so, that's why... uhm, over the next few weeks

uhm, we will be gradually increasing the duration of brigitte's stun, so that eventually, you'll all be permanently stunned until the end of time. uhm, so i know some of you are probably shocked like "wow, that sounds super harsh and drastic!"

scratch dat itch boi well, i'm here to tell you it absolutely is. but, you know, we've tried asking you very politely to be nice to each other. and uhh, to be honest, uhmm.. at this point,

my patience level is almost as low as the average skill rating of overwatch console players. if i have to spend another two years trying to stop you people from being assholes online, i'm gonna translocate

the fuck out of this company, uhm as soon as possible. so you should sort of, prepare yourself for that. uhm, anyway sort of out of time right now, but i think we should all take a moment to appreciate a certain dapper looking gentleman that has been holding

the overwatch team together since day one. yes you guessed it, it's none other than jeffrey r. kaplan, the big dog himself. we all know that i am the heart and soul of this community and without me, uhm

the overwatch team would collapse faster than the floor on petra. these are undisputable facts that you should never forget. uhm, but, thank you to you, the community, for creating an incredible two years with us.

so... pow you know, farwell my fellow overwatch players and thank you very much that feel when this horn sound blasts through my headset at a million decibels when editing this video. thanks jeff. u go grill my last stress induced nightmare was absolutely terrible!

the flying head of geoff goodman was chasing me through king's row, while screaming "buffs for symmetra" "or goodman will get ya" uhm... oh no it'shappening again

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